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Smoking Dutch Pancakes started to take form with lead vocalist 2 tbsp. butter, his smooth textured voice and slippery lyrics were noticed early on despite leaving fingers oily and requiring detergent to truly clean. One night in the diary compartment he met guitarist 6 eggs, here a real solid bonding formed which gave Smoking Dutch Pancakes a more consistent sound.
The addition of bass player 1 cup flour then solidified the mixture to form a real pasty doughy sound. But Smoking Dutch Pancakes lacked the flavour required by todays competitive music industry. The collective bowl of mixture sought out other pantry dwelling artists to spice up the blend in the hope of forming a true Smoking Dutch Pancake.
As luck would have it right under their nose was pianist 1/2 tsp. salt and decks master 2 tbsp. sugar who could stretch to 4 tbsp. in the mix. But the blend was still not complete, the doughy mix had become brick like and early attempts left food processors broken (even the Moulinex Master Chef was burnt out after an overheating incident).
Whilst hanging out in the local fridge the mix had an epiphany when they heard drummer 1 cup milk banging on the bar in a bongo like fashion. The mix was complete, smooth texture with consistent dough but wait, no smoking?
Following an accident in the kitchen in which a bottle of Armagnac was mistaken for Olive oil and came into contact with the naked flame from the gas stove... the first true Smoking Dutch Pancake* was formed**.
*no animals or pancakes were harmed in the making of this profile however, one animal became addicted to pancakes he is now in rehab.
**well actually it's just one bloke and an old piano which has broken through it's castors and is currently damaging the wooden floor it's on.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 9/5/2006
Band Website: This is it." This is it.
Band Members: Vocals: 2 tbsp. butter
Guitar: 6 eggs
Bass: 1 cup flour
Piano: 1/2 tsp. salt
Decks: 2 tbsp. sugar
Drums: 1 cup milk
Maracas: Armagnac
Triangle: Naked Flame

Guest international pancake appearance
from Oolong

the waffle remixes...

everyone loves a pancake...

my industrial squirrel having lunch...

Influences: Custard Mayfield
The Rolling Pins
Smokey Bacon
Hovis Presley
Otis kneading
Jimi Hens-egg Experience
Grillers
The Avalunches
Pan Morrison
Peel Diamond

Sounds Like: A warm and slightly toasted Smoking Dutch Pancake spinning on a Technics 1210 with the stylus on, sort of a ssshhhhcccappp splat ssshhhhcccappp splat etc etc

(OK of course this would not work, I know I tried it, what happened was the stylus thing got pulled out the cartridge and left me with a sound that was a cross between white noise, analogue hum and Armageddon. Needless to say 2 tbsp. sugar was not happy about the damage caused and is now reduced to 1 tbsp. so is now more on offing than mixing)
Record Label: Need one that caters for pastry & bread genres
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Squeezing Tom

I now have enough friends to squeeze Tom off my profile page, I might keep him for now but really he is a bore and he never buys a round so his days are numbered ...
Posted by Smoking Dutch Pancakes on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 01:38:00 PST

Baking Your Friends

My only friend is Tom, the thing is I really don't like him he's a bit of a twat and has halitosis plus he hates pancakes, but if I drop him I will have none so he stays for now, git. Music is...
Posted by Smoking Dutch Pancakes on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 07:47:00 PST