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Extreme Boule is the classic french game of boule played in extreme conditions. It's legends cannot be told without grasping a bottle of fortified wine, but needless to say the greats of times past will be remembered whenever the smell of cheap port fills the air. the sport is entering it's fifth season, The Season of Truth, and emotions are high and nerves are jellied. Nothing much left to say, except pass me the Collinsons, have a glimp and raise a toast to the legends; Collinson, Gressier, Hornblower, Perrot, Grandad John and Depardieu's piboy! Extreme Boule GO!

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I'd like to meet:

Jean Baptiste Gressier, Hornblower, Robert Collinson, Gerard Depardieu and his Pigboy, Princess Stamford of Slovakia

My Blog

Extreme Boule is BACK

Dog's Milk, Beef Crisps, Gary Glitter, A pot noodle with a pepperami (a meat spoon), Nessie, Ben Fogle, maps, Rod Hull, a sick puffin, the moon. Some of these things go off. Some go stale. A few get e...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Aug 2015 08:51:00 GMT

HOT BOULE ACTION! XXX

"Extreme Boule? Extreme Boule is that you?" I can hear the whispers now, people peering in disbelief, as the might of Extreme Boule reawakens after its traditional springtime period of hibernati...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Jan 2010 07:18:00 GMT

sod the cuttlrfish, the history of extreme boule

A foggy afternoon, filled with the magical, yet slightly shitty wonder that only February (or some other month, I can't remember) can bring. Three young men, head off to a graveyard located in the nev...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 00:53:00 GMT

sod the cuttlrfish, the history of extreme boule

A foggy afternoon, filled with the magical, yet slightly shitty wonder that only February (or some other month, I can't remember) can bring. Three young men, head off to a graveyard located in the nev...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 00:53:00 GMT

is anyone out there?

Reeking of death and with the appearance of a long forgotten crappy jumper, so the Extreme Boule Administration department raises it's shameful head and decides it's time to write something for those ...
Posted by on Thu, 29 May 2008 04:52:00 GMT

the random passage of time and the ill effects of sea water.

Reeking of death and with the appearance of a long forgotten crappy jumper, so the Extreme Boule Administration department raises it's shameful head and decides it's time to write something for those ...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 04:59:00 GMT

The top 26 Extreme Boule Rankings!

Ahoy Extreme Boule Lovers of the World! Revealed today the current top 26 ranking Extreme Boule players in the World! Following on from some truely grand games the table has twisted and turned like a ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 11:44:00 GMT

Crumpets!

Ah Extreme Boule, like a syphillitic swan you gracefully descend upon us spreading your filthy love so that we all become infected. But unlike the duck whores on which the saucy swan preys, Extre...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 11:38:00 GMT

BOOM

Ahoy!  Current top 10 World Rankings in the Extreme Boule Championship 1. Marcus 'the Crayfish Gigolo' Grunerwald 2. Sebastiano 'the Pheasant Fiddling Bad Boy of Boule' Moss 3. Robert 'Rand...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 00:04:00 GMT

EXTREME BOULE WORLD RANKINGS UPDATE

Ahoy you Saucy Jacks! No time for any twaddle for it is time to announce the new up to date indoor extreme-indoor-outdoor-boule-world-championship-extreme-worl d-championships-of-the-world Extreme Bou...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 03:24:00 GMT