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All I know is that I love people, food, wine, music and putting them together, but I'd much rather sail away under a heavy sky swollen with fat juicy stars.I love to play sports (none of my friends are ever up for it) I love to camp and fish(none of my friends are ever up for it) I love to eat everything (the friends are fine with that one) I would like to learn to fly fish and rock climb and belly dance (these are on my summer list so if anyone is a skilled in these arenas let me know) I like whitewater rafting. I love to argue. I love little boys in baseball caps (I want to steel them all)! I Love to get dressed up to the nines. I think I need to take a train somewhere, just for the great ride. I'm pretty afraid of heights so I'd like to go skydiving and see if I can break that. I love to shoot but doubt that I would ever kill anything (maybe a person or two.)Odd Facts about ME
DO YOU SNORE?: Yes and brilliantly I might add.
LOVER OR A FIGHTER?: I love both so I must be a lover.
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?: Failure...it's crippling.
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?: Nope, Lincoln logs.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?: It makes babies cry. Except for the ones on Bravo they are fantastic.
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?: No (there's no food in there I'm a fat kid inside.)
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?: ....ish
HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?: I like both each has it's advantages.
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?: Dark grey but that seems like a really lame question.
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?: Yes, poorly I fear.
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?: No but I want to....I am irrationally afraid of heights so I am working on it.
ANY SECRET TALENTS?: I can write backwards in cursive as fast and well as forward, and can wiggle my eyeballs independently of each other. This is what public education will reduce a person to.
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?: Either ferocious like Australia or Africa for safari, or incredibly lavish, lush, and romantic. But especially the ferocious.
HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?: If I could every day I'm sure I would.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?: Yes, I love it but giant rabbits have plagued my dreams since childhood.
DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?: Very much so.
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?: Just the three....I'm a biter:)
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?: No, that's queer.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?: Not on but in, I'm certain on would be more fun.
ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?: Oh yes. Especially on skinny old pale European men.
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?: Sitting in a tree and waiting for a large target to graze is pathetic, get a fucking buck knife, now you are a hunter.
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?: I hope someone will put up with me.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: Fast scribbles I suck. Letters yes I love my handwriting.
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?: One Japanese Conditioner that is really awesome so it blows.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU": Recently...but not as often as I should.
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?: I guess not, who cares?
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?: Some. The good ones. How much champagne have I had?
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?: Over easy with cheese, caramelized onions, tomato, and bacon on giant crusty toast smashed down so it's oozy....soooo good.
ARE BLONDES DUMB?: Sure, but so are a lot of other people.....thinking back, not as many memories of the super villains of the world were blonde so who cares?
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?: Sleeping bags for the newborn trolls that live in the walls.
WHAT TIME IS IT?: Right now it is drinking time P.M.
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?: Yes. Burr. My brother and friend Erin call me this.
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?: If by disgusting you mean delicious...then YES!
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?: This question is retarded too so I'm going to answer another question. In the middle of a corn maze.....very late at night.
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?: Baths forever.
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?: Hello...where did my Lionel train set come from if he's not???
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?: Not in the least, I'll put my survival skills up against the dark.
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?: Food is my one true love. It has powers I can not fight.....my kryptonite.
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?: Crunchy!!
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?: Not in this life, maybe a past. Not yet I should say.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?: Big fat ZERO. Wanna make out?
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?: I plead the fifth.
ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?: No. Barefoot is the way to be.
HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?: Yes. I love it. Too bad the world is full of douchebags.
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?: Greenish.
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: I cry all the time.......but seriously have you seen the news?
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?: I love my life. I should travel more.
WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?: I don't know Victoria Beckham maybe.
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?: I knew you would ask that:)
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?: I'd rather play with children in fields. Of course I have.
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?: I play a mean 3/4 inch harmonica. It's teeennnyy.
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?: I really wish I could. All of my guy friends did in high school and would have taught me but I never did:( Skaters are hot.
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?: I LOVE real camping which includes no electricity or air mattresses!
DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?: Only the best laughs but rarely.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?: So much so, It makes me sad others won't.
IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?: Can be. I love animals they're all man's best friend.
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?: Only assholes stay together miserably for ever when the love of their life could be out there ready for them.
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?: When I was six I could.....I've lost it.
DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?: Yes.
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?: Chocolate banana milkshake and gummy bears....not mixed.
DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?: Toe polish always....fingers rarely.
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?: Yes.....I have a crush on a boy in my gym class (giggle).
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?: Any local carpet, car, plumbing jingly crap. Or that nut with the question mark suit that can get you free money from the government.
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?: Mostly for pjs...love soft undies and hoodies.
FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?: I never have a favorite but I consistently am not disappointed with the Killers so I dunno, them.
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I'd like to meet:

Yousuf Karsh, Ellsworth Kelly, Salman Rushdie, Hermann Hesse...they aren't all alive but there is no chance I will meet them anyway so...John Estes, Blackbeard, Truman Capote, the people who make Prosciutto di Parma and Parmigiano Reggiano so freakishly good, Kevyn Aucoin, Indiana Jones, Humphrey Bogart...

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