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Ruby

About Me

I am a strong believer in the power nap. I do NOT like loud noises in the morning but I love loud noise at night. I like making a mess. I'm constantly amazed. I'll laugh at pretty much anything, that's why people like talking to me. Me me me me me me. Stop it.

My Interests

The river & camping in the summertime, gun shooting, foreign languages, mma fighting, international travel, hair texture & skin pigmentation, victorian etchings, arabic art, nanotechnology, I like meatloaf a lot too (the kind you eat not the kind you listen to).

I'd like to meet:

Shower dancers. UFC fighters. Foreigners. Old crushes. Scientists and highly specialized doctors who listen to metal. People who can and will cook for me. A backyard. And definately jugglers with tiny hands.

Music:

currently rotating: I pretty much have been listening to Witchcraft on repeat for the past 6 months. Psych & folk & classic rock for summertime fun.

Movies:

Easy Rider

Television:

UFC (MMA anything), The 4400

Books:

Mostly read informational/educational type books, fiction makes me sleepy: that should work the opposite way. I'm a big fan of Discover and Smithsonian magazines.

Heroes:

Hero is pushing it just a little tiny bit but fits in the general area I guess...

Eric "Ravishing Red" Schafer

Did you go to college and if so what degree did you earn?

"I have my BS in Biology/Chemistry from the University of Wisconsin-Oshkosh. I graduated Magna Cum Laude and was the biology department’s graduate of the year. Instead of using my intelligence and going to medical school, I decided to venture in a different area of employment...getting hit in the face for a living. Mom is so darn proud."

My Blog

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Blog, bloggity blog, blog bloggerson.Hi, How's it going? Good.I keep getting this feeling I'm forgetting something but I can't think of what so I guess I'll go to sleep now.. ...
Posted by Ruby on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 11:30:00 PST

My neighbors...

all listen to THE most shiteous music. All I want to do is take a little power nap without being aurally tortured. Is that too much to ask for??? Christ.
Posted by Ruby on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 08:03:00 PST

Kanye West, total jerk

Yes I am up to date on my pop culture, sorry...Kanye West performed for Fendi's launch of it's new leather goods collection. in Tokyo. He "really got into the spirit" by shaving the Fendi logo into hi...
Posted by Ruby on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 06:30:00 PST

come and talk to me...

Been watching you babyFor a long timeYou look so goodGot my eyes on youIve been watching youFor so very longTrying to get my nerve built up to be so strongI really want to meet youBut Im kind of scare...
Posted by Ruby on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 09:53:00 PST

Pondering...the effects of T.V. and a new obsession

So I was watching MTV dating shows today as I lay in a stupor (also known as a hangover). I'd worked myself into an uncontrollable fit in response to how ridicilous these shows are. I was seriously ha...
Posted by Ruby on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 09:16:00 PST

Jared Leto

Is it me or is he WAY too old to be trying to pull the shit he is doing off?Gross.(Shit = make-up, clothes, music)
Posted by Ruby on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 04:45:00 PST

I'm a horrible person but hey it's my birthday!

So not that anyone cares but here's a list of what I would like for my birthday if you bitches weren't broke:Target gift cards...I know, I know, I just can't help it.A pair of really warm cushiony sli...
Posted by Ruby on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 08:16:00 PST

I am so VERY accident prone/an old lady

What the hell??? In the past month I have:1. Hurt my back so badly I missed 4 days of work2. Slipped and fallen in the bathtub (Monday)3. Sprained my ankle; it currently looks like there is a golf bal...
Posted by Ruby on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 10:45:00 PST

Earthquakes

So being from California I should be used to them right? How come no one else felt last nights tremor? Now I can't sleep because I keep thinking I feel one, it doesn't help that I live in this rickety...
Posted by Ruby on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 11:57:00 PST

This is totally an interesting awesome blog and you should read it.

Psych.I fooled you.
Posted by Ruby on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 07:04:00 PST