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Yo meet my cousin Faraad, A.k.a. Zen I’m Zen a six foot bouncer, weighing in at 260 on a skinny day… got to watch my weight. I work at night clubs, and titty bars sometimes I do personal body guard work. I enjoy what I do; I have my own security company bouncing people. Let’s go. A clothing line, a website company, a son, a car, two computers… and what!!! So I get paid to fight... It’s SO!!! Cool… I normally grab people by the skin on the back of their necks and throw them out the club like a animal. This one time I bounced this guy into a pole… I broke his ribs… ooops:-x. Ooo, and I ran on top of these peoples SUV cause they were trying to hit me with it… I laid on the roof, and was punching the driver in the face… then I slid off the back of the car. Then he got out and was like I’m going to the trunk... and then one of my other workers grew some wings, and flew across the parking lot, and a tackled the dude as he was walking to his trunk, in his ford explorer. Good look bird man I almost died. I was so pissed after that… I went and kicked the dude in the face with my rocket boots. So I fight all the time… O, man I love working with the ladies… this one time… this dancer with a injected booty was clapping her cheeks in my face and doo doo flakes and glitter flew in my face it was so freaking sexy. Being that I’m a bouncer all of the ladies like to hold onto my strong arm. I make sure people don’t take pics with there cameraphone in the bar… but just to keep the customers happy I take the pics with my cameraphone and send them to the customers via Bluetooth. So all and all I’m a pretty easy going guy, I like to fight, I like to sleep, make clothes, and I like to fight. All interested in getting to know me, drop me a line, and request me as a friend… rockem sockem bouncer Zen out. Disclaimer: Most of these events actually did occur, no animals where hurt during the telling of this story, but some people where hurt, not reasonable for my own actions, do not cross me at the club or the titty bar. I do bite, spit, punch, kick, and spit. Proceed with caution if you acting a fool at a spot I’m working at I will fight you…. hahahaI am a GEMINI Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed. Lover not a Fighter But Still Punch Your Lights Out .TrustworthyIntellegent women, that can hold a conversation, likes hip hop and got some class about herself. Also anybody who recognize real cause if you do i should look familiar to ya