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LCpuffa

Meet me at the garden of Gethsemone...

About Me

I am the king of the jews, no seriously, I am. I'm not kidding. Ask me anything, I'll prove it. Remember where you heared this first. When all hell breaks I'll be there to lead my people to Safety and eventualy, To the promissed land. As was promissed to our great forefather Shlomo or some other jewish name.I am not quite fermiliar with all the details
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Geva Antopolsky
Birthday: 24/4/1980
Birthplace: Petakh Tiqua
Current Location: Tel Aviv
Eye Color: Dark brown
Hair Color: Dark Black
Height: 1.74 Meters
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed
Your Heritage: Muggle
The Shoes You Wore Today: Croks, don't we all
Your Weakness: Weed, Maija
Your Fears: Getting old
Your Perfect Pizza: Pineapple, Shinken and Onions
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Fly back to Brazil before school starts
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: peace out
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where's the bong???
Your Best Physical Feature: So hard to chose
Your Bedtime: 2:00- 4:00
Your Most Missed Memory: Roger Waters concert in Israel
Pepsi or Coke: Coke, diet
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger king, for sure. Whopper kicks McRoyals ass
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea, Lipton tastes like ass
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla Ice cream, Chocolate for anything else
Cappuccino or Coffee: Espresso is the only coffee, the rest is nut juice
Do you Smoke: Yes please
Do you Swear: That you have pretty eyes
Do you Sing: I chant
Do you Shower Daily: Yes, but only up to the waistline
Have you Been in Love: Forever
Do you want to go to College: I'm in the University
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: At times
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Hell yeah
Are you a Health Freak: I like health, I think it's nice
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I have no problems with them. Some of my best friends are thunderstorms
Do you play an Instrument: No, I am a Duckfus Platifus
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Oh wow, yes, It's world cup month, Alcohol is my main activity these days
In the past month have you Smoked: Oh , right, yeah that too
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I thought you just asked me that. but I also Yayo'd in the BEP concert
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yeah, it was stupid
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No, it's the world cup, I don't leave the house
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No oreo boxes in Israel, only the small packs
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Sushi makes me want to blow my nose
In the past month have you been on Stage: No, what???
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, my mom still loves me
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: What is this, don't you people watch soccer???
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes, gotta eat to live gotta steal to eat.
Ever been Drunk: haahaahaha
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah
Ever been Beaten up: Oh hell yes I grew up in Petakh Tiqua
Ever Shoplifted: Yes, but mostly got david to
How do you want to Die: Overdose
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A turtle
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: Blond
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: doesnt really matter
Weight: thin
Best Clothing Style: Slutty
Number of Drugs I have taken: 7
Number of CDs I own: Probbably like 300
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Million
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My Interests



I'd like to meet:

God, so I can kick his ass.

Music:

Beatles, Pink Floyd, Jethro Tull, Emmerson Lake & Palmer, Yes, Roger Waters, NERD, Snoop Dogg, Black Eyed Peas, Ludacris, Eminem, Outkast, 2PAC, Guns N' Roses, Nirvana, Talib Qweli, Kanye West, Ice Cube, Fugees, Dag Nahash, Matti Caspi, Yoni Rechter, Shalom Khanokh, Eviatar Banai, Yehudit Ravitz, Aviv Gefen, Yeroslav Yaakobovitch(???)
ALL NEW RANDOM QUESTIONS! VERY FUN!
Are you ready for some F*U*N?
Your full name, all spelt backwards--: ykslopotnA aveG
When do you blow out the candles?: Tomorrow
Body type?: Human
Superhero name? (Make one up!): King of the Jews
Favorite snadwhich?: BLT
Favorite cloud type? Personally, I like cirrus clouds...: I love all clouds equally
What is your best dance move?: The lollipop, the splitter, ballkick, double reverse thunderstorm, Hoochiwallawalla, The Huricane stick, Shuffled vertigo, Hore jump, donkey punch, and fucking your fat mother
How often do you do your laundry?: once a week but I only fold it once a month
Do you seperate darks are lights?: Unless I'm stupid
What's your phobia? Eveyone has at least one!: I'm afraid of stupid questions
Have you ever considered being a mortician?: Mortician Adams tu tu tu tu click click
How many drawers does your dresser have, if you have one?: fran dresser mr. shefield
What's in your dresser?: mostly weed
What is the funniest word you've ever heard?: Vafanculo
What's your favorite decade?: 70's
If you had to be in a spelling bee, what word would you hate to get?: Excrutiating
Ninjas or Power Rangers?: Ninjaaaaaa
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?: nutsack pokers
What percentage of your brain do YOU use?: What do you mean, use??
You get to elect who will be on the $1,000 bill. Who'd you pick and why?: Shamai. I have my reasons
What does your dream house look like?: A shoe
How do you say it? Toe-may-toe or To-maw-toe?: lick my nuts
Underwear, boxers, or commando?: Boxers
Have you ever gone commando?: Yes
Have you ever thrown a cat in a pool?: I'm not sure, What's a cat?
What IS at the end of a rainbow?: Yosi Kasirer
You are an almighty ruler for a day. What are your decrees?: I would abbolish religion and make it kick a cop day
What is your biggest flaw?: I'm an asshole
This survey is over! Are you happy I didn't use the same old questions?: No, you're a morron
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Movies:

Half Baked, Until The End of the World, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Brazil, Life of Brian.

Television:

Family Guy, The Chapelle show, The Daily Show, Arrested Development, Simpsons, Lost, Twin Peaks, Night calls 411.

Books:

The Gospel According to the Son. Saying Saramago is antisematic is so fucking Ignorant.
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Heroes:

My dad, My mom, and Guy Salpeter.

My Blog

Sweet sweet freedom

I can finally breathe. trees look greener than they have for the last 7-8 years. like I was locked in some horrible emotional prison, it is finally over. I'm feeling brand new, I can really move on. a...
Posted by LCpuffa on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 05:03:00 PST

Enough of this work nonsense!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man I've been working these graveshifts, and i aint made shit. I wish I could buy me a spaceship and fly... to freaking china . I miss my life, where is it all gone?
Posted by LCpuffa on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 07:45:00 PST

Maija...

A thousand years, a thousand more A thousand times a million doors to eternity I may have lived a thousand lives, a thousand times An endless turning stairway climbs To a tower of souls If it takes an...
Posted by LCpuffa on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 07:10:00 PST

Answer me this! NOW!

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you think I'm hot?5. Do you talk to me a lot? 6. If not, whats you fucking deal buddy? 7. Give me a nickname and explain why you p...
Posted by LCpuffa on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 04:28:00 PST

Brazil France 0-1

Rhonaldinho is going home...bye bye... :-( good effort though, so i guess portugal should win this Good luck, peace be upon  thee
Posted by LCpuffa on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 02:40:00 PST

Book of LC 1:12

And god said to his children I giveth you this land . Rejoyce, for thee areth my peeps and I haveth all ya'lls backs. And from that day forth It shall be known that the Jews and God are tight. and on ...
Posted by LCpuffa on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 07:34:00 PST

Convert to LCpuffaizm

Do Ya'll Accept the LCpuffa into your hearts and minds as your lord and saviour? You better, bitches! Me and my man God of Abraham are gonna bring it, oh yeah. if you smell what the Elokim is cooking!...
Posted by LCpuffa on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 03:58:00 PST