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Private Lynnefer Johnson

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About Me

So I'm Lynne, Lynnefer, Lynneguini, LynneAcle, Lynne A Roo, and a billion other versions of Lynne. It's a one syllable name, so people tend to spice it up a bit. I am kind of a weird girl, shy at first, and extremely dorky. I am about to graduate from CSUS with my bachelors in psychology and from there I am lost. I've been going to school for so long I don't know what to do when I am done!!Another weird thing about me, I inhale my food, wheather I am stoned or not. Can't help it, I LOVE TO EAT. Anything and everything. About four years ago I got obsessed with the color orange for no reason, and I am to this day. It never stops, I see something orange, I have to have it. Don't ask why, it just makes me happy. I have 21 peircings. I love to swim, but I'm not on a team, started to late, but I'm pretty decent at it. In the summer I am all about rafting. I love music, all kinds. Oldies and classic rock are my favorites though. I love my best friend Nessa, without her, I'd have no one to tell me to slow down and not to freak out. One last weird quality, I love CATS. I love squeezing them till they POP. Or cry for help. I have 5, one is a stray that doesn't let me squeeze him or touch him for that matter, it pisses me off. Damn I sure wrote a lot. Whoops! LETS PARTY! South Park Lynne!Justin Timberlake Can Give Me His Dick In A Box Anytime...(watch video)This is My Dog After Eating My Last Two Pot Cookies. I think she got fucked up, she didn't leave the couch for a few hours, I of course was mad, those were my damn cookies!!!
DANNY IS MY VERY OWN THUG, WATCH OUT OR HE'LL BUST A CAP IN YO ASS :)
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My Interests


I LOVE MY MIKEY!
I love to go out will all my buddies and have a good time. Drinkin, Smokin, hey that's how we roll. School is a huge part in my life, some wonder how I balance Sac State with my hectic social life. The answer, don't worry about it. I never sleep and cram like crazy come finals week. I get by and I have fun doin it. I make amazing pizzas. You'll never go back to regular take out once you've try one of my babies!!!

I am 57% Hippie.
. I am not a child of the 60’s but my heart is true to the cause, man. I realize that being a hippie is not just bell bottoms and tie-dye. It is also about the drugs and smelling bad, too! Take the
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I'd like to meet:

Someone who knows how to have a good time. You gotta be chill, nice, and know how to party. I kinda like attention and people to hug and love on me. I can be very perky and high energy, once you get to know me, so you gotta be upbeat a lot.
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Your kiss is... delicious
Your hugs are... gentle
Your eyes... burn into my heart
Your touch is... heart warming
Your smell is... amazing
Your smile is... entrancing
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Yaxkin and I on New Year's!

Music:

Classic Rock, Alternative, Old School, Rock, Some Hip Hop is cool. Some of my favorite bands are Sublime, Tenacious D, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles. I can't generalize to a one favorite band or music, it depends on my mood and the people I'm with.


STATE FAIR WITH NESSA AND RYAN!

Turtle and I getting ready to save lives!

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Your Taste in Music:
Classic Rock: Highest Influence
80's Rock: Medium Influence
90's Alternative: Medium Influence
90's Pop: Medium Influence
90's R&B: Medium Influence
Adult Alternative: Medium Influence
Hair Bands: Medium Influence
80's Alternative: Low Influence
80's R&B: Low Influence
90's Rock: Low Influence
Alternative Rock: Low Influence
Old School Hip Hop: Low Influence
Progressive Rock: Low Influence
Ska: Low Influence How's Your Taste in Music?
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Stoner


81%

Loner


50%

Geek


38%

Prep/Jock/Cheerleader


25%

Punk/Rebel


25%

Goth


25%

Drama nerd


25%

Ghetto gangsta


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Movies:

Old School, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Half Baked, Requiem for a Dream, 13 going on 30. I like all kinds of movies but funny movies are my favorite.
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You're Brian!
Stoned beyond your mind...actually, stoned back to the 60s. You're quite the stupid, dirty hippie, and you don't just let it show...you're not even aware of it. Half of your life has been spent in record stores or hookah bars.

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Nessa and I A LOT wasted!!

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You're the Dormouse! Small and seemingly insignificant, you drink a lot.
You also like to sleep a lot. Always sinking in
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Books:

The Harry Potter Books, Ummmm Lord of the Flies, don't read much I guess......

Heroes:

FERRIS BUELER, YOU'RE MY HERO

MYLES, YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME!!

My Blog

Something There...

Or lack there of. I try to fill this void with friends. But It isn't going so well. I had an emotional day today, even cried. Mainly about my life being stagnant. I looked at someone fairly new in my ...
Posted by Private Lynnefer Johnson on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:05:00 PST

Closer To The Heart...

So I took this damn quiz and It like pointed out all my weak points and gave NO good criticism about myself. Made me mad dammit cause I was hoping it would be one of those feel-good quizes, ...
Posted by Private Lynnefer Johnson on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 02:16:00 PST

Wouldn't It Be Nice If We Were Older...

25 Signs That, Sadly, You've Grown Up Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 6:...
Posted by Private Lynnefer Johnson on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 02:16:00 PST

Hot For Teacher

Okay so this semester is going to be retarded! On Mondays and Wednesdays I have 11hour school days. Though there are many breaks and all that, it's just going to make the day drag. ASL 3 is making me ...
Posted by Private Lynnefer Johnson on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:52:00 PST

You Gotta Fight For Your Right To Paaaarrrrty!

So psychology 102 has basically consumed my free time. Seriously I wish I could explain what exactly I am doing, so to make myself feel smart I am going to try. Not to mention to help myself understan...
Posted by Private Lynnefer Johnson on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 12:25:00 PST

Anger, Misery, You'll Suffer Unto Me, Harvester of Sorrow

Don't get me wrong, I am not getting depressed again. I'm mentally healthier than I've ever been before. But I am starting to feel lonely again. I wish I could go back and smack the old self right in ...
Posted by Private Lynnefer Johnson on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 01:00:00 PST

Back to School, Back to School, to Prove to All That I Am Not A Fool!

Well here we go again, another jam packed semester, this time I am taking 15 units! I haven't done this since I was 19. My first day back and my professor, Dr. Rogers, for abnormal psych, is scaring t...
Posted by Private Lynnefer Johnson on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 01:59:00 PST

Oh Where Oh Where Can My Baby Be......

So most of you know already but my baby Blaze is deathly ill. The doctors aren't sure whats wrong and she is running up my credit card. That isn't the problem, aside from crying my eyes out over her a...
Posted by Private Lynnefer Johnson on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 11:14:00 PST

I Love It When We're Cruisin Together

So yesterday was the craziest trip EVER. Completely last minute I make Hailey and Sara Warren G accompany me to test out my brand new raft, now named by Hailey, the S.S. Drunk Challenger. Man we were ...
Posted by Private Lynnefer Johnson on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 01:58:00 PST

I Get By With A Little Help From My Friends

Oh man this semester was stressful!!!! I know I put everyone through some shit, no one wants to be around someone depressed, but I am so proud of my grades! Here they are: EDS 150 (Beginning American ...
Posted by Private Lynnefer Johnson on Thu, 25 May 2006 03:14:00 PST