Brittain ♥

Hey Myspace!! My name is Brittain, most of you know me as Brittaini, but you can jus call me Britt :-D I'm not your average girl.. In fact, I'm not a girl at all, I am an oki. Or as you earthlings would call me.. a martian. You see, I'm actually here on a mission. [ True Story ] I'm originally from planet ÖKÌßÖþ, in which I was recently dismissed 20 years ago for not being in compliance with the ÖKÌßÖþÌÄñ law [ Long Story ]. My real name is Go'Decca Shehon Carellbow Jerantualla Ja'Bria Ricashade, I'll only give you my first name because my full name is faaaar too long and complicated. So anyway as punishment for my crime, our leader King Wipemedown ordered me to serve 18 years as a human on earth. ( this sentence is equivelent to you guys sentence of about 1 year in prison) Fortunately I was granted the oppertunity to choose what type of human I desired to be. I choose to be a female because in all our research the female has significantly higher problem solving abilities and over all better thinking and winning capibilities. In so many words.. Girls Rule and Boys Eat Cooch!! I also choose to be of African descent, know wha they say.. blacker the berry, sweeter da juice.. Naw actually.. I did it all for the ASS!! I gots ta say ÖKÌßÖþÌÄñ§ love a nice bootay! We like BIG BUTTS AND WE CAN NOT LIE!! There are many of us here for some sort of punishment, some longer than others. We're not suppose to reveal any fellow ÖKÌßÖþÌÄñ§ idenities, but I'm sure you can guess where the guy who made that song was from. After I decided to be a beautiful girl, King Wipemedown explained to me my task on earth. Our people are always doing studies on the anatomy and psychology of humans. They pretty much know all there is to know.. But there is one little emotion of humans we okibops don't have, that we can't seem to find any reason, explanation or scientific logic to.. Love .. What is love? How does it work? What does it feel like? How does one know when they've acheived this feeling for or from another? Mission ::; To obtain knowledge and understanding of emotion 0047?a3-d29 code name; love, using the scientific method. I've had many experiments in love but so far none of my subject results have came out clear enough for me to come up with a conclusion. Unfortunately right before my trip home (on my 18th earth birthday) the abduction transmitter found evidence of human life form inside my body. Anything made on earth stays on earth. ÖKÌßÖþÌÄñ law. Therefore I was unable to return to my planet until I was free of the life form within me. So there I was stuck on earth.. August 14th, a new life begins and suddenly I'm over whelmed, with undescribable feelings and mind racing thoughts. What could this mean? A wonderful gift, a blessing, with the eyes of an angel. She looked into my eyes, I felt a warm sensation volt through my body. I kissed her lips, I felt my words dissolve in my mouth. Speechless. She cried, I heard a beautiful song. She gripped my finger, I felt as if i never wanted to let go. I felt at home.. I felt.. Loved. This must be what love is, I thought to myself. A feeling you can't describe, you just know when its real without a doubt and never want to let it go. A warm, comfortable at home feeling, a beauty in itself.. ha, as I said, an undescribable feeling. Now that I was free of the being inside me and had come to a conclusion for my mission it was time for me to return home. But how could I leave now? How could I go home after feeling this feeling of love that felt oh so amazing.. How could I live on ÖKÌßÖþ knowing that there was such a thing as love waiting for me..? I explained to King Wipemedown I'd rather stay and live with love here on earth than die without it on ÖKÌßÖþ. King Wipemedown was astonished at my response, yet showed a great amount of sympathy. "Brittain" he said. " You have served your sentence completly, and helped us a great deal in our devolopmental research of emotion 0047?a3-d29. According to our studies, this is a very powerful force. If you are able to find a fellow ÖKÌßÖþÌÄñ on earth with mutual levels of 0047?a3-d29 for yourself and the new life you have created, depending on the levels of 0047?a3-d29 we could possibly bond the 3 of you and get you through the abduction transmitter without any difficulties". And there we have it. My new mission ::; Locating the perfect lover to send us home and live håþþïl¥ êvêr 壆êr