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Levon

I hate quotations. Tell me what you know...

About Me


IM me @ spikerlev.
You gotta do what your heart tells you to do. Let me tell you somethin' right now. You're only allowed three great women in your lifetime. They come along like the great fighters, every ten years. Rocky Marciano. Sugar Ray Robinson. Joe Louis. Sometimes you get 'em all at once. Me? I had my three when I was 16. That's the way it goes, you know? See this girl? Maybe this girl, she put wind in your sails. Maybe she's your first great one.
I was christened Orthodox in my diaper days, but I haven't been to church since forever. The secrets I've whispered to women's thighs are the nearest I've come to confession...
Beautiful people should never date each other. Together, they just don’t generate enough attention. There’s a whole shift in the beauty standard when they’re together…When both of you are beautiful, neither of you is beautiful. Together, as a couple, you’re less than the sum of your parts. Nobody really gets noticed, not any more
And for those of you who "need a little space," please... GO THE FUCK OUTSIDE!!!

My Interests

Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a fuckin' genius. The hair... They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched yours it was like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. Tits. Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns...or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em... passport to heaven...Yes, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pus-sy. Hah! Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here.

You know, we always called each other goodfellas. Like, you'd say to somebody: 'You're gonna like this guy; he's all right. He's a goodfella. He's one of us.' You understand? We were goodfellas, wiseguys.

I'd like to meet:

Here in town there's only she
who's as beautiful as me...
VOGLIO FARE L'AMORE CON TE

Music:


You name it, I listen to it.

Movies:


Godfather I and II, Taxi Driver, Raging Bull, La Dolce Vita, Amarcord, Pulp Fiction, A Bronx Tale, Edward Scissorhands, Once Upon a Time in America, Deseprados, Life is Beautiful, Schinders List, Love Actually, Jesus Christ Superstar(the movie), Chicago, The Rock, La Femme Nikita(the french one), Leon(The Professional), Satyricon, Nightmare Before Christmas, American Beauty, Full Metal Jacket, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Patton, Apocolypse Now, The Deer Hunter, Serpico, Dog Day Afternoon, Fifth Element, Sexy Beast, Pi, Requiem for a Dream and MANY MANY OTHERS

Television:


The Simpsons, Friends, Real Time: Bill Maher, Daily Show, Inside the Actors Studio, Family Guy, Whose Line Is it Anyway?

Books:


Count of Monte Cristo, Les Miserables, Crime and Punishment, Treasure Island, War of The Worlds, Three Musketeers, For Whom The Bell Tolls, Catcher in the Rye, All Quiet on the Western Front, Three Comrades, Passage to Ararat, Black Dog of Fate, Burning Tigris etc etc

My Blog

For Women (Talib)

I know a girl with a name as beautiful as the rainHer face is the same but she suffers an unusual painSeems she only deals with losers who be usin' them gamesChasin' the real brothers away like she co...
Posted by Levon on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 03:41:00 PST

(can't think of a clever line)

You know, I think I understand what you're like now. You're very beautiful and you think men are only interested in you because you're beautiful, but you want them to be interested in you because you'...
Posted by Levon on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 02:22:00 PST

MORE WISE WORDS

Sonny: Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car....
Posted by Levon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

WISE WORDS FOR ALL

I did not want to think so much about her. I wanted to take her as an unexpected, delightful gift, that had come and would go again -- nothing more. I meant not to give room to the thought that it cou...
Posted by Levon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST