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the Saltwater Automaton

Cocktails & Rhinoplasty

About Me

If you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits Puttin' on the Ritz Different types who wear a day coat pants with stripes and cutaway coat perfect fits Puttin' on the Ritz Dressed up like a million-dollar trooper Tryin' hard to look like Gary Cooper (super duper) Come let's mix where Rockefellers walk with sticks or um-ber-ellas in their mitts Puttin' on the RitzHave you seen the well-to-do Up and down Park Avenue On that famous thoroughfare With their noses in the air High hats, and arrow collars White spats, and lots of dollars Spending every dime For a wonderful time If you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits Puttin' on the Ritz Different types who wear a day coat pants with stripes and cutaway coat perfect fits Puttin' on the Ritz Dressed up like a million-dollar trooper Tryin' hard to look like Gary Cooper (super duper) Come let's mix where Rockefellers walk with sticks or um-ber-ellas in their mitts Puttin' on the Ritz ..This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

My Interests

shuffleboard, tapioca, bridge, food i don't have to chew

I'd like to meet:

------------------------------------------------------------ --------------Garcia Lorca.

Music:

bright eyes, desaparecidos, cursive, the faint (pretty much all of the bands with saddle creek), the doors , marvin gaye, bob dylan, neva dinova, simon and garfunkle, kut u up, wilco, iron & wine, beep beep, death cab for cutie, king crimson, feist, keren ann, belle & sebastian, sonic youth, the dandy warhols, the brian jonestown massacre, black rebel motorcycle club, the flaming lips, margot and the nuclear so & so's, the new pornographers, murder by death, regina spektor, everything,now!, arrah and the ferns, chad serhal, tilly and the wall, tom waits, daniel johnston

Movies:

edward scissorhands, the nightmare before christmas, resevoir dogs, big fish, the f word, pulp fiction, psycho, the legend of 1900, buffalo '66, killer clowns from outer space, DIG!, benny and joon, thumbsucker, clerks, arsenic and old lace, american splendor, i 3 huckabees, lost in translation, cool world, closer, no direction home, almost anything with j-depp in it. and also anything by t-burt when he isn't remaking movies.

Books:

catcher in the rye, a clockwork orange, slaughterhouse V, cooking with julia

Heroes:

Abe Lincoln. I don't really admire his character or accomplishments, i just really like the beard.

My Blog

co2 emissions

i need someone to take me to italy or spainto give some peace to this battered brain(i also have hopes that i can batter my brain some more!)is it just me, or does america seem.....grey.full of handle...
Posted by the Saltwater Automaton on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 06:58:00 PST

une petite beauté

i've decided that i am going to marry a nice french girl.i just need to find her.-------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ---...
Posted by the Saltwater Automaton on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:03:00 PST

fucked measurements.

whoever invented the mile is the bane of my existence.
Posted by the Saltwater Automaton on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 10:11:00 PST

It's raining slugs & gerbils!

i need wine.or whiskey.or....vodkaoh! and cigarettes!yeah, lots of each.so if anyone has a kind heart accompanied by a generous soul......help!
Posted by the Saltwater Automaton on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 06:19:00 PST

my collegiate life so far...

Ooh! Get me away from here I'm dying Play me a song to set me free Nobody writes them like they used to So it may as well be me Here on my own now after hours Here on my own now on a bus Think of it t...
Posted by the Saltwater Automaton on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 08:22:00 PST