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Made specially for me by my lovely Amanda!
Ashley --
[noun]:
A level headed person who always makes the wrong decision
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Uhmm..I'm Ashley
I'm effin amazing.
The end.
This story was written for me by Thee Astonishing Lacey Mee! :D
DootDaDootDaDoot.
A while ago I met this man
his name was Owenipo.
[Owen-eepo]
He found a white fury animal.
He wasn't sure
what to call it.
So, he named it Sheep.
Sheep was a weird animal.
He was always hungry and eating.
Dr. Owenipo became rather worried.
The sheep would always
dissapear at night.
So, the Doctor kept
watching and studying
this strange animal.
Then, finally one evening
the Doctor caught the sheep
sneaking off to the far field
behind the church.
When the sheep came back
he was walking on his hind legs
and eating a carrot.
So, the Doctor went
to see what was out there
and all he found was
a pig, a cow, and Sheep.
He didn't find anything
suspicious at all.
So, the next night
he waited inside the church.
Then, he finally saw
what was going on.
The pig, the cow, and Sheep were
out back smokin' and drinkin'.
That's why...
Sheep was always hungry,
He had the munchies!
So, if you find a funny animal, never keep it because it could be smoking weed in the back field behind that chuch.
And thats illegal.
[ps.This is not a true story.]
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