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About Me

The Basics:

* I was a suicide baby not born of woman [umbilical cord wrapped around my neck and a Cesarean birth].

* My first concert ever was Johnny Cash when he played in St. Francis on the Rosebud Indian Reservation. I was one year old. Beat that, hipsters.

* I convinced a room full of 500 Native students to elect me to the Indian Youth 2000 Board of Directors by improvising the word, "schtuff" in lieu of "shit."

* I used to be a Native American student media darling and would-be poster child for The Native American Journalists Association until I lost my damn mind.

* I'm planning my come-back into journalism and Native American Two-Spirit advocacy work. Watch with baited breath, won't you?

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My Interests



A Prairie Home Companion, aesthetics, Apple, architecture, art, Bali Shag, BBC News, Blue Dog Jam, books, Britcoms, Calvin and Hobbes, Catholicism, Chicago, clothes, coffee, Communism, consumerism, design, Djarum blacks, drawing, driving around, England, etymology, fashion, fire, Fresh Air, gourmet coffee, guys, handmade books, Hiroshige, history, homosexuality, indie flicks, ink drawings, Italy, journalism, Kamel Red Lights, Kateri Tekakwitha, KXJZ, KXJZ's Blue Dog Jam, LGBT rights, languages, Lewis Black, London, Macintosh, Man Ray, Marriage Equality, minimalism, Mitch Hedberg, movies, music, National Lesbian and Gay Journalists Association, National Public Radio, Native American Journalists Association, NLGJA, NPR, Outright Radio, Pablo Neruda, Parliament Lights, Pepsi, photography, Portuguese, Prangstgrüp, quid prop quo, radio, reading, sarcasm, Seattle, shiny things, sleeping, smoking, tea, The Virgin of Guadalupe, This American Life, traveling, United Kingdom, using big words, winter, writing

I'd like to meet:

"If you're dumb, surround yourself with smart people. And if you're smart, surround yourself with smart people who disagree with you."

-- Isaac Jaffe, "Sports Night"

Anyone with something to say.

Music:

Annie Lennox, Arcade Fire, Cher, Coldplay, Cyndi Lauper, David Gray, Diana Ross and The Supremes, Dionne Warwick, Dolly Parton, Elton John, Eurythmics, The Flaming Lips, Fleetwood Mac, Frou Frou, Gnarls Barkley, Goo Goo Dolls, Jamie Cullum, Jamiroquai, Jason Mraz, Johnny Cash, Macy Gray, Madonna, Magnetic Fields, Marianne Faithfull, Missy Elliot, Moby, My Chemical Romance, Natalie Merchant, Neil Finn, Nelly Furtado, New Order, Nick Drake, Niko Valkeapaa, OK Go, Patrick Wolf, Richard Ashcroft, Rufus Wainwright, Saint Etienne, Smokey Robinson, Snook, Spiritualized, Sufjan Stevens, Texas, The Postal Service, Thievery Corporation, Tom Waits, Virginia Rodrigues, The Walkmen, Wolf Parade, Yo Yo Ma, The Pipettes, Paul Michel

Movies:

28 Days, Adam and Steve, Angels in America, Basquiat, Beautiful Thing, Billy's Hollywood Screen Kiss, Breakfast At Tiffany's, Charade, Clockwork Orange, Edward II, Equilibrium, Fahrenheit 451, Federico Fellini, Fellini Satrycon, dystopian movies, Harold and Maude, Home Fries, indie flicks, Kundun, Latter Days, La Dolce Vita, Les Parapluies de Cherbourg, Memoirs of a Geisha, Moulin Rouge!, Pow Wow Highway, Requiem for a Dream, Richard III, Rushmore, Sister Act, Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit, Smoke Signals, The Business of Fancydancing, The Pillow Book, The Red Violin, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Shoes of the Fisherman, The Umbrellas of Cherbourg, The Virgin Suicides, Trainspotting, Velvet Goldmine, Vertigo, Wonder Boys, Wes Anderson

Television:

Aaron Sorkin, Ab Fab, Britcoms, The Cosby Show, Daria, Dead Like Me, Dynasty, Fairly Odd Parents, Law and Order, My So-Called Life, Project Runway, Queer as Folk, Queer Eye, Radio Free Roscoe, Roseanne, Sports Night, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, The Simpsons, The West Wing, Degrassi, The Amazing Mrs. Pritchard, Exes and Ohs, Futurama, Family Guy

Books:

Albert Camus, Allan Ginsberg, Augusten Burroughs, Ayn Rand, Christopher Moore, David Rakoff, David Sedaris, Jalaladin Rumi, John Steinbeck, Sarah Vowell, Sherman Alexie, Walt Whitman, William Least Heat Moon

Heroes:

My great-great grandfather, Iron Shell.

Despite his distaste for Two Spirit individuals, as quoted in The Sioux: A Warrior Nation by Royal B. Hassrick.

My Blog

Thanksgiving Address: Fortitude.

This year's Thanksgiving, as most go in my family, was completely devoid of politics. As always, sects of my people continue to assert that Thanksgiving should be marked as a day of mourning, the begi...
Posted by » Alfie « on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 10:32:00 PST

Now would be a good time ...

Ever since my less-than-gracious exit from journalism, I haven't felt that desire to write as much as I used to. So this is my attempt at reestablishing my commitment to the printed word.Rather than t...
Posted by » Alfie « on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 08:16:00 PST

An Oldey, But A Goodey ...

So I was Wiki-creeping the other day and found this little gem. Enjoy.Dear Dr. Laura,Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your ...
Posted by » Alfie « on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 06:36:00 PST

A City Much Like Heaven: Photo Edition ...

Firstly, I would like to publicly thank Troy for his Can Do! attitude in finding me the Web site to download the driver and software for my old-as-dirt Canon A40. A round of applause for him please.Se...
Posted by » Alfie « on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 09:56:00 PST

The "Ex-Gay Movement" and The Bible ...

NPR: Church Hosts Conference on 'Ex-Gay' Therapy"The controversial idea that counseling and therapy can overcome homosexual tendencies is at the heart of what's called the "ex-gay movement." Proponent...
Posted by » Alfie « on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 05:18:00 PST

Illiniwek vs. Allison "Tootie" Montana

Last week, the University of Illinois board of trustees voted to retire Chief Illiniwek as the mascot for the university.The main point of concern -- for me -- is the origin of Chief Illiniwek.Argumen...
Posted by » Alfie « on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 12:36:00 PST

The Case for Two Spirit Advocacy ...

To begin, I often say that my first concert was Johnny Cash when he played in St. Francis, S.D. in 1983. That pretty much shuts the hipsters the hell up.And now, to begin with something that seems com...
Posted by » Alfie « on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 05:36:00 PST

Oh, Obama!

Barack Obama is running for president.In case you weren't aware.That's great.He's a breath of fresh air and has a [to not be printed for the first, nor the last time, no doubt] Kennedyesque sense...
Posted by » Alfie « on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 12:17:00 PST

Two Cents: Snickers commercial

Thanks to the glories of the Internet instant gratification machine that is YouTube, I have seen the much-talked about Snickers Super Bowl commercial.I have dial-up.So my first complaint isn't going t...
Posted by » Alfie « on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 05:55:00 PST

Senate kills Bear Butte zoning bill

By Bill Harlan, Journal staff"A Senate committee killed a bill Wednesday that would have subjected county zoning decisions to public votes."Sen. Tom Katus, D-Rapid City, sponsored the bill, saying it ...
Posted by » Alfie « on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 12:32:00 PST