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About Me


Digivolve into STFU.

I'm awesome, and if you don't like it you can suck my dick. The line to suck my dick starts to the left.
Porn stars tell me I'm better in bed than them, and they wish they had my righteous moves.
Jesus and I have become penpals.
I'm an internationally acclaimed theoretical geneticist.
My friends are famous rockstars.
I trained Bruce Lee.
My cat is a model.
Rappers have composed sonnets to my beauty.
Videogame designers ask me for my advice and opinions.

I'm lazy. Don't expect me to reply to your shit at lightning speed yo'.

My Interests

Cheesy porn!
Acrylic nails!!
Metal!
HORROR, GORE, & ZOMBIES!
Bloody movies!
Vintage!
Snazzy stuff!!
Adventures!
Piercings & tattoos!
The night life!
Getting photographed!
Punk/hardcore/metal/rap/just some goddamn music!
Birthdays!
Samurai history!
Teacup chihuahuas!
Kittens!
Shows!
Videogames!
The Legend of Zelda!
Flea markets, thrift stores & consignment shops!
Books!
Boys!
Mr. Snuggle Bunny!
Pizzle!
Ancient warfare! 'specially the Spartan school of fighting!

Dislikes: Being asked if my piercings hurt
Asking how my piercings were done
Sweat
Touching me without permission
Messing with my hair
65% of the people I know
Slutty sluts (don't ask)
Improper grammar
Minors
Scene kids
Mosquitos and fleas
Getting shit for smoking
Having my feet tickled
Shitty makeup
Shitty tattoos.

Videogames: The Legend of Zelda (NES)
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Adventure (NES)
The Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past (SNES)
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening (Gameboy)
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (N64)
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask (N64)
The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages (Gameboy Advance)
The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons (Gameboy Advance)
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker (Gamecube)
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (Gamecube)
MegaMan 2
Mario Brothers 2
Super Mario Brothers 3: Yoshi's Island
Skate & Surf
Tetris
Oblivion
Dead or Alive: Volleyball
Mortal Kombat III
Mortal Kombat: Deception
Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne
Ninja Gaiden

I'd like to meet:


Music:

the hardest metal
hardcore ♥ thrashcore
rockabilly ♥ psychobilly
rap
grind ♥ punk
AFI
Alkaline Trio
Amebix
Amy Winehouse
A.P.P.L.E
Atreyu
Avenged Sevenfold
Bad Religion
Bayside
Black Flag
Black Sabbath
Blood for Blood
Body Count
Bodysoil
The Cliks
Chk Chk Chk (!!!)
Crass
Crystal Castles
Cursive
Danzig
The Devotchkas
Dirt
Eazy E
Elliott Smith
Elvis Costello
The Faint
Flux of Pink Indians
Goldfrapp
Grimple
Groovie Ghoulies
The Haunted
Hellogoodbye
Hot Hot Heat
Johnny Cash
Judas Priest
Ladytron
LCD Soundsystem
L.E.O.
Le Tigre
Lily Allen
Ludacris
Misfits
Modest Mouse
Murder City Devils
Muse
Nashville Pussy
Nausea
No 5
Peaches
Poison Girls
Poison the Well
Postal Service
Queen
Rob Zombie
The Silversun Pickups
Slayer
Slugnut
Sunny Day Real Estate
Tiger Army
The Transplants
Three Inches of Blood
Two Seconds
Virus
The Von Blondies
Wanda Jackson
White Zombie
Wolf Parade
Ying Yang Twins

Movies:

Japanese horror movies
science fictions/zombie/horror/gore/action movies
28 Days Later
300
The Abyss
Alien
Aliens
Alien 3
Alien Resurrection
Alien VS Predator
American History X
Anatomy
Charlotte's Web
The Devil's Rejects
All the Diehard movies
Dreamcatcher
Escape From L.A.
Escape From New York
End of Days
Feast
The Fifth Element
From Dusk Till Dawn
The Green Mile
The Halloween series
Hannibal
Hannibal Rising
The Hills Have Eyes
House of 1000 Corpses
Lucky Number Sleven
Milo & Otis
The Mothman Prophecies
Predator
Predator II
Pulp Fiction
Red Dragon
Shaun of the Dead
The Shining
Silence of the Lambs
Sin City
Smokin' Aces
Snakes on a Plane
Starship Troopers
What Dreams May Come

Television:

America's Next Top Model
Cops
CSI
Flavor of Love
Korgoth of Barbaria
Law and Order: SVU
Robot Chicken
The History Channel
Third Rock From the Sun

Books:

anything by H.P. Lovecraft, Heinlin, Herbert, T.S. Eliot, or William Blake
The Butlerian Jihad
Charlotte's Web
Children of Dune
The Country Bunny & the Golden Slippers
The Dark Tower series
Dune
Dune Messiah
Ender's Game series
Gaurdians of Everness
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
I Shall Fear No Evil
Life, the Universe, and Everything
The Machine Crusade
Nancy Drew
Paradise Lost
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
So Long, and Thanks For All the Fish
Starship Troopers
The Zombie Survival Guide

Heroes:


My Blog

corsetting: PART DEUX

This weekend Andy put in 18 rings!  Last time it was 12. It's a corset-within-a-corset.  Fun times.    ...
Posted by CAPTAIN SPUNKY" on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 06:42:00 PST

CORSET PIERCINGS!

Andy did my side!  It was flippin awesome!  You should go to Inkwell and get him to do your shit.  Fo' real. The rings were taken out after the pictures were taken.  They're prone ...
Posted by CAPTAIN SPUNKY" on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 12:08:00 PST

Table vs Julia

So at home in Boonville the other night, I fell asleep.  It was 6 AM and I just finished five hours of cleaning the kitchen and washing dishes without a dishwasher. Well I fell off my bed and hit...
Posted by CAPTAIN SPUNKY" on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 02:08:00 PST

LEARN GRAMMAR YOU FUCKING MORONS.

(I stole this from Liz) HUMOR ME AND LEARN THIS. I MEAN IT. IT ISN'T THAT DIFFICULT. THEIR = It is possessive. (Ex: Paula stole their Halloween candy.) THEY'RE = They are. It's two words. It means the...
Posted by CAPTAIN SPUNKY" on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 04:44:00 PST

how to be hardcore!

101 tips on how to be hardcore1) Be tough at all times. 2) Never cheer after a show, only clap. 3) Be open-minded in a "punch people" kind of way 4) Only the good hardcore bands have names that are se...
Posted by CAPTAIN SPUNKY" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

swear on mothafuckah

vulgarity may be the crutch of the inarticulate or it may be an effective tool for emphatic punctuation in an age where love and great and beautiful and awesome are words trivialized by madiso...
Posted by CAPTAIN SPUNKY" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST