Beaver Tails

First and foremost.. allow me to clarify that I am not here to "hook up". It is all very flattering but if that is all that you expect from me than that is a great disappointment. If you are interested in me as a person then by all means I would enjoy hearing from you. For those of you that are actually interested in "me" then here is a bit of information.... I have 20 piercings and 14 tattoos. My mom says that if I drink milk I will grow up to big and strong. My mind works like a man but my body works like a woman. Oh how I long to know the pleasure of peeing without having to sit down. I have the ability to dance like a monkey! Other qualities/abilities include: being a smartass, doing random things, and screwing with people's minds. Oh and loving animals.... I love them so.