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Beaver Tails

I'm gonna build me a dam.

About Me



First and foremost.. allow me to clarify that I am not here to "hook up". It is all very flattering but if that is all that you expect from me than that is a great disappointment. If you are interested in me as a person then by all means I would enjoy hearing from you. For those of you that are actually interested in "me" then here is a bit of information.... I have 20 piercings and 14 tattoos. My mom says that if I drink milk I will grow up to big and strong. My mind works like a man but my body works like a woman. Oh how I long to know the pleasure of peeing without having to sit down. I have the ability to dance like a monkey! Other qualities/abilities include: being a smartass, doing random things, and screwing with people's minds. Oh and loving animals.... I love them so.

My Interests



Your Porn Star Name is: Karen Kung-fu Grip

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I'd like to meet:

Too many to list, but here is a short list. Ralph Maccio, Jhonen Vasquez, Beelz and FUCKING Craig (if you get the joke then you know who I am talking about), Joe Rogan cause he is the man! and Henry Rollins.


Music:

Musical taste is pretty much all over the place.... literally. I like KMFDM and all their side projects, NIN, Sevendust, Rollins Band and his solo stuff, Eminem, Tori Amos, Britney Spears, Ravi Shankar, Damien Rice... the list just goes on for quite some time. I do work in a music store, so that doesn't help the situation....

Movies:

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Television:

I don't really watch too much TV but when I do it's usually Lilo and Stitch the series, Nip/Tuck, Adult Swim, or something educational. I sure do like to learn. And once in a while I have to watch the shows that got cancelled a while ago. ...

Books:


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