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Nathan

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me


How to make a NayNay
Ingredients:
3 parts competetiveness
3 parts arrogance
1 part empathy
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of emotion
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Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- *- I AM A SHY GUY...BUT OPEN UP TO THE RIGHT PEOPLE. I have recently moved to San Francisco from Salt Lake City, Utah. Big change! anyway, im here for school, but I'd like to meet some new friends. So if it looks like we might have something in common, send me a message. And if we dont have anything in common send me a message anyway! i love to hear from new people. :) ............................................................ ...... More About Me: i like butter, i like jam, i like toast, and i like spam. these are things that make me happy, something fresh and something snappy. i like toothpaste when its green, dental floss is sure to clean, bathroom towels and carpeting just make me want to sing...get get get happy, get get get happy, get get get happy, GET HAPPY! i like to dance i like to spin while exercising at the gym, since i am so very wealthy i have money to be healthy. i like records when they sell, i hate guys like jessie helm, i like the beat when it is slammin and the groove is really jammin...get get get happy, get get get happy, get get get happy, GET HAPPY! GET HAPPY! GET HAPPY! i like donnie osmand and the partridge family, i think id go crazy if i saw them on the street. i like beaches in the summer, when it rains its such a bummer, hoola girls cant swing and sway, surfers wont come out and play...get get get happy, get get get happy, get get get happy, GET HAPPY! GET HAPPY! GET HAPPY! i like throwing tantroms when i dont get what i want, acting very childish thats my favorite stunt. HAHAHA these are things i like to do, come along and do them too! if you dont like the words i say we can go out anyway...get get get happy, get get get happy, get get get happy, GET HAPPY! GET HAPPY! GET HAPPY! these are things i like to do, GET HAPPY! these are things i like to do. GET HAPPY!So, here are 100 reasons to be gay. How many can you own up too ?1. You truly don..t care who Julia Roberts is sleeping with. 2. You understand the difference between 43 brands of imported vodka. 3. You can call anyone " honey " including pets. 4. You know someone who definitely was in the emergency room with Richard Gere and the gerbil. 5. You understand the immense importance of good lighting. 6. You can be at a crowded disco the size of two football fields and still spot a toupee. 7. You can tell a woman you love her bathing suit, and truly mean her bathing suit. 8. You can explain the nuances between steady date, boyfriend and lover. 9. You really have " been there, done that. " 10. Your women friends will tell you everything you want to know about their boyfriends. And that means everything. 11. You..re the only type of male who gets to say " fabulous. " 12. You can have naked pictures of men you don..t know in your home. 13. You can have naked men you don..t know in your home. 14. You know how to handle the telephone like a Stradivarius. 15. You understand why the good Lord invented spandex. 16. You understand why the good Lord didn..t intend everyone to wear it. 17. You know how to get back at just about everyone. And have. 18. You know that the most important part of a party..s decor is the catering staff. 19. You only wear polyester when you mean to. 20. You can smile to let someone know you can..t stand them. 21. You can freeze a troll from 20 feet away. 22. You..re good pals with women other people can..t stand. 23. You..ve always got an opinion. 24. You..ve read the book, seen the movie and done the musical. 25. You know how to dress strategically. 26. Your car has an amusing female name. 27. You..re the only one at your high school reunion who looks a lot better than you did in high school. 28. You..ve got at least one framed picture of a pet. 29. If your mattress could talk, it would be Joan Rivers. 30. You know that sex complicates things. So? 31. You know that being called a "cheap slut" isn..t actually an insult. 32. There..s a married guy somewhere who is terrified of you. 33. Nobody tells you what to do in bed...unless you tell them what to tell you. 34. You have a medicine chest stocked for any occasion. 35. You have at least one movie musical on DVD. 36. You..re not embarrassed to sing in a piano bar. 37. You..re embarrassed by people who sing in piano bars. 38. You never hold a grudge for longer than a decade or two. 39. You know how to make an entrance. 40. You know when to make an exit. 41. You worry about people you don..t even know - like Liza Minnelli. 42. You choose the most fabulous greeting cards. 43. You know how to program your VCR. 44. You..ve got sunscreen at every conceivable SPF level. 45. You have a cologne display worthy of Selfridges. 46. You understand, viscerally, Joan Crawford. 47. Some of your best friends are your ex lovers. 48. You know when to play dumb. 49. You know what to do for a hangover. 50. Yes, you do have a condom. 51. You..ve called someone " girlfriend " who is neither a girl nor a friend. 52. One or more of the following apply to you : a) You adore Judy Garland b) You hate Judy Garland c) You hate people who adore Judy Garland. d) You hate people who hate Judy Garland. e) You don..t give a damn about Judy Garland. f) Who is Judy Garland ? 53. You can supply the last names to the following list : a) Bernadette b) Chita c) Barbra 54. You made Donna Summer a star. 55. You made Donna Summer a has-been. 56. Tanning salons were invented for you. 57. You..ve made sunbathing a performance art. 58. You know when the party..s over. 59. You know where to go after the party..s over. 60. You..re fearless about fighting the elements, especially gravity. 61. When you hear " a stitch in time saves nine " you think of a) Your grandma b) Your face lift c) John Wayne Bobbit 62. You know that pigs and bears are not necessarily rural wildlife. 63. Your roommate can be your roommate and not your " roommate." 64. You know that referring to someone as " a real lady " isn..t necessarily a compliment. 65. Your favorite dinner accessory may also be your dinner companion. 66. If your cat is a female, you swear it..s a lesbian. 67. If your cat is a male, you swear it..s a lesbian. 68. You sing along heartily with songs that make most females cringe, like "Stand by your man ". 69. You..ve been to a bris, a barmitzvah, a christening, a first communion and too many weddings and you have a carefully considered evaluation of the food after each. 70. You..ll never have to hear your mother complain about your wife. 71. A two-seater convertible seems perfectly practical to you. 72. You have a favorite Disney character and it..s usually a nasty one. 73. You..ve left someone totally speechless. 74. You..ve shaved something other than your face. 75. All your friends do not have to " get along ". 76. You have large collection of anniversary pictures. They may be with different guys, however. 77. Your love handles are actually used as such. 78. When someone turns his back on you, you actually consider it an opportunity. 79. You..ve got a large assortment of movie-star biographies. 80. You..ve got the most interesting coffee table books. 81. You know where to find a meat rack and it ain..t in your kitchen drawer. 82. You have a sexual persuasion with its own flag. 83. At some moment in your life you..ve envisioned having back-up girls. 84. You know your enemies. 85. After a workout at the gym, you feel like a new man. And he..s right there in the shower. 86. You..re Barbra Streisand..s biggest fan. 87. You know that Barbra Streisand..s biggest fan is Barbra Streisand. 88. Not only have you added spice to your life - sometimes you..ve added side dishes. 89. You know that " small talk " can be about spirituality or politics, and "important issues " can be about hair. 90. You..ve actually lived out some of your fantasies. 91. Unlike most straight women, you have no problem being treated solely as a sex object. 92. You have no doubts about the accuracy of the Kinsey Report. 93. You know, by heart, every line in : a) All about Eve b) The Rocky Horror Picture Show c) Your face 94. You are ALWAYS ready for your close-up. 95. You have 412 ways to tell someone to get lost. 136 are non-verbal. 96. You can lip-sync to at least one Supreme..s song. 97. You have a carefully selected Yiddish vocabulary. 98. Even if you..re in Kansas, you..re not in Kansas anymore. 99. You know exactly how many martinis it takes. 100. When throwing a party, you know how to put out quite a spread. Sometimes after the party too.
Your Birthdate: September 16
You're incredibly introverted and introspective. You live inside your head.
You spend a lot of alone time meditating and thinking.
People see you as withdrawn, and at times they are right.
You are caring and deep, but it may be difficult for you to show this side of yourself.
Your strength: Your original approach to thinking
Your weakness: You tend to shy away from others
Your power color: Pale blue
Your power symbol: Wavy line
Your power month: July What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

My Interests

DOES THIS MAKE ME LOOK GAY?"WORK LIKE YOU DONT NEED THE MONEY, LOVE LIKE YOUVE NEVER BEEN HURT, AND DANCE LIKE NOBODY IS WATCHING" *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- "THE WORLD IS A GREAT BOOK, OF WHICH THEY WHO NEVER STIR FROM HOME READ ONLY A PAGE."--WORKING OUT, SHOPPING, PAINTING, DRAWING, ART, ARCHITECTURE, INTERIOR DEISIGN, CLUBS, DANCING, MOVIES, MUSIC, LITERATURE, VIDEO GAMES...

I'd like to meet:

What is it with the weekends now? I swear to God every guy I've fucked since Memorial Day wants to know what I'm doing this weekend. They just don't get it. My weekends are for meeting new guys so I don't have to keep fucking the old ones. -Samantha Jones, from sex and the city

Music:

Everything except country western...but mostly listen to electronic music.

Movies:

If you have been to my house you know about "The Great Wall of DVD's." Anyone can find at least one thing they would like to watch. I love anything sci-fi to romantic comedys, from drama to horror and i have everything inbetween.

Television:

South Park, Simpsons, Will and Grace, infomercials, Sex and the City, Rome, Family Guy, I'll watch almost anything.

Books:

Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles and Witch books. Anything by David Sedaris

Heroes:

The X-men, Superman & Batman.

My Blog

LOVE?

Love? Tell him you think he's cool. Tell him why you think he's so cool. Smell his hair. Talk to him in movie theatres. Pick him up and pretend youre going to throw him in the river; he'll sc...
Posted by Nathan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

its friday, intoxicate me now!

Baby can't you see I'm calling A guy like you should wear a warning It's dangerous I'm falling There's no escape I can't wait I need a hit Baby give me it You're dangerous I'm lovi...
Posted by Nathan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

bad weather sucks, man!!!

Like The Weather The color of the sky as far as I can see is coal grey. Lift my head from the pillow and then fall again. With a shiver in my bones just thinking about the weather. A quiver i...
Posted by Nathan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

do we really know ourselves?...

Nobody Knows Me I've had so many lives Since I was a child And I realize How many times I've died I'm not that kind of guy Sometimes I feel shy I think I can fly Closer to the sky No on...
Posted by Nathan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my element...

You're Element is Night. You're a loner who is very creative but never show your work to anyone. You may smile a little but sadness or loneliness surround you and other can feel it when they're near y...
Posted by Nathan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Yeah! who needs it?

Who needs love like that? There's something going on Something not quite right There's something strange That's happening to me There's someone at the door Hear voices in my head It seems thi...
Posted by Nathan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

if your lonely, its gunna be alright...just ask cher

Song For The Lonely Lyrics When you're standing on the edge of nowhere There's only one way up So your heart's got to go there Through the darkest nights See the light shine bright When heroes...
Posted by Nathan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

if you were here...

if you were here i could deceive you and if you were here you would believe but would you suspect my emotion wandering, yeah do not want a part of this anymore The rain water drips through a c...
Posted by Nathan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

MY THEME SONG...STRONG ENOUGH BY THE ONE AND ONLY CHER

I don't need your sympathy There's nothing you can say or do for me And I don't want a miracle You'll never change for no one And I hear your reasons why Where did you sleep last night? And was ...
Posted by Nathan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST