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About Me

i enjoy spending all my time with our lord and savior... Jesus Christ. Most weekends i sit at home, and just talk to him. we could talk or not talk for hours and still find things to talk.. or not talk about. i have recently taken up the fine art of macromaying so that i can put biblical designs on all my pillows and bed sheets... (i'd be lieing if i said i didnt spend many nights spooning my artistic representation of jesus christ on a cross body pillow) it looks.. majestic. i collect jesus christ salt and pepper shakers and as you can probably guess, they are quite the conversation piece at many of my "far out" parties. One time i fashioned the entire last supper out of paperclips, Q-tips, and my roommates old diaphragm... i also host bible discussion sessions on friday and saturday nights. Unfortunately it has mainly just been a lot of me lining up my troll collection, and reading them passages from the bible. Its very exciting. if anyone would care to join, "holler" at me. Theres nothing more exciting than a bunch of people gathered together to talk about the lord.... i would also like to say that i will be performing a silent interpretation of the birth of christ through the whimsical display of dance every sunday evening. if anyone would care to watch then let me know "dawgs". Its hip to get down with the lord, and if anyone would care to discuss putting together a revival session on tuesdays and thursdays i have just enough time to squeeze that in there ;).

My Interests

Kicking ass.

I'd like to meet:

one late night, in between two cars on market street, and in front of the finest retail store in S.F. was a skinny, cracked out, snaggle toothed, ka ka colored bitch, squating down and taking the fattest shit you have ever seen. after she was done she wrung out her dirty panties, picked through the rats nest on her head, ran her tongue along the front of her corn cob teeth, and stepped out into the road. It was at that moment that she was run down by the muni leaving purple sequins, bright yellow press ons, and multi colored condoms all the way down market. i would like to meet her mother. and maybe even her mother before her.

Music:

fat girls finish last. I just wrote this in the shower. the tune goes along to the song marlin sings under the water as a fish in sword and the stone you know.. to an fro, fast and slow. etc. its really perf. share it with your loved ones this holiday season.binge and purge, binge and purge, binge and purge are the key words. yes you're fat yes you're fat but theres a way,to change all that. juuuuust binge and purge binge and purge binge and purge now dont be scuuuured. no you're not pretty no you're not pretty, cause being fat, is really shitty but theres a way to change your life just pick up, your fork and knife NOW BINGE and purge binge and purge go on ahead, now lets go splurge. ice cream cake, and pumpkin pie twinkies, ding-dongs my O my! blend it up choke down the glass now throw it up O ITS A GAS! and binge and purge binge and purge binge are purge ARRREE THEEE KEEEEEY WOOOOOOOOOORDS!

Television:

i like to watch will and grace on my plasma screen tv equipped with surround sound and digital high kick ass definition capabilities.

My Blog

to everyone who will be celebrating my birthday with their friend(s) and/or families this month

this is THE most important month of the year. Why is that? ill tell you why. Not because this is the month that mairyns piece of shit whore of a mom opened up her cavernous, hairy, engorged vagina and...
Posted by justin on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 03:29:00 PST

an upadate on justins really important life.

my armpits are so sweaty i could drown an army in them. thank you for reading this... it means a lot.
Posted by justin on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 09:28:00 PST

cut the poor people

i was dropping water balloons from my window when i realized that someone has stolen my onion. MY PRIZE ONION. i cant sleep. i cant go to class. you can return the onion no questions asked. the neighb...
Posted by justin on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 11:46:00 PST

EXTREMELY IMPORTANT.

just so its clear. when i die i want to be turned into a powder and baked into a cake. at my funeral i want this cake to be served at the door and a little note posted in my empty casket saying "they ...
Posted by justin on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 08:03:00 PST

shooooot

fifty-cent's mom was into women, yet he's homophobic. how ironic.
Posted by justin on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 03:06:00 PST

my blogs will save your life. FUCKER. Fuck face. FUCk ass

i dont understand why no one has subscribed to my blogs. i mean.. read them. they're amazing. myspace has changed my life. have you read some of those epiphanies i have experienced. sometimes i just s...
Posted by justin on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 12:34:00 PST

numba 3 double zero

WHO WILL BE NUMBER 300 ??!! its anyones guess. o o o o o o.
Posted by justin on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 03:03:00 PST

hey yaaaaay yaaay ehh ehh

okey so i have woken up the past three days now singing HEY WHATS GOING ON by non other then the four non blondes. i am willing to admit, its my guilty pleasure. fuck yea.
Posted by justin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

two tears in a bucket mother fuck it.

When you have rainy days you appreciate the dry ones A LOT more.
Posted by justin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST