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found this fantasy layout at HOT FreeLayouts.comI AM THE DESTROYER OF EVERYTHING THAT IS DAVE. HISS. I HAVE LONG BLONDE HAIR, BLUE EYES, AND I AM 5' 7", AND I WEIGH 230 POUNDS. I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT!
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Do you like it rough or sensual?: ROUGH
Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: OPPOSITE
How often do you like to have sex?: EVERYDAY
Is sex a top priority for you?: YES
Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: YES
How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: NEVER
How do you feel about one night stands?: I DONT KNOW
How many one night stands have you had?: I DONT KNOW HA HA
What's your favorite position?: DOGGIE
Where's your favorite place to have sex?: BED
Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: FUCK
Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: NO
How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: 2 HOURS
Do you get off first or do they?: ME
Do you like kissing during sex?: NO NOT REALLY
Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: FUCKING LOUD
Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: LOUD
Does size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)?: NO
How old were you when you lost your virginity?: 13
How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?: 1
What does your favorite fore-play include?: GONG DOWN ON HIM
Do you ever play with yourself during the act?: NO
Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?: ONE PERSON
Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?: YES AND YES
When and where was your wildest sex ever?: I CANT REMEBER
What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?: ANTHONY
Have you ever done porn?: NO
Have you ever have sex for money?: NO
Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?: NO
Is the sex still good when your cheating?: NO
During sex... what are you thinking about?: ANTHONY
Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?: TOP
How many positions do you like to do during one episode?: AT LEAST 3
Do you ever worry about how your pleasing your partner?: NO
Could you live without sex?: MAYBE
How often do you find sex boring?: NEVER
How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?: 3 OR 4 HOURS
Do you like to perform oral sex?: YES
Do you like to recieve oral sex?: SOMETIMES
Have you ever taped yourself in the act?: NO
Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?: NO
Have you ever had interracial sex?: NO
Have you ever been caught in the act? If so, by whom?: YES MY MOM
Have you ever had sex while at work?: NO
Have you ever had sex while at school?: NO
What is something that you would never consider doing?: A THREE WAY
Have you ever had sex on drugs?: YES
Would you ever have sex in public?: I HAVE
What's your biggest turn on?: ANTHONY
Do you spit or swallow?: SWALLOW
How many times have you gotten off in one night?: 5
Would you let other people watch you have sex live?: NO
Have you have ever sex in front of your best friend?: YES HA HA HA AMY
Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?: NO
Do you ever have sex in the shower?: I HAVE SHOWER
What's the weirdest place you've ever done it?: IN THE CLOTHES ROOM
What was the biggest age difference with a partner?: 4
Do you feel your up to par in bed?: YES
Are you still gonna have sex when your 70?: YES
What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?: DONT HAVE ONE
How old is "too young" to have sex your in opinion?: 15
Do you like to be completely naked or half-assed?: HALF ASSED
Have you ever done it at your grandparent's?: YES
Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?: NO
What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?: UP AGAINST CHUCKY CHEESE
Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?: NEVER HAVE
Do you were protection as often as you should?: YES
Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?: NO
If your over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18?: YES
Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?: YOUNGER
What's the perfect size? (for girlz-- inches in dicks/for guyz-- cup size)?: 6IN
Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)? If not, would you?: HELL YES I HAVE
Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?: YES
Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?: ANTHONY
If you could sleep with ANYONE, would would it be?: ANTHONY
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My Interests

ART, MUSIC, AND GAMES. CARTOONS
Your Brain is 33% Female, 67% Male
You have a total boy brain
Logical and detailed, you tend to look at the facts
And while your emotions do sway you sometimes...
You never like to get feelings too involved What Gender Is Your Brain?
What kind of muscle car are you?


1967 Shelby GT 500
You are a 1967 Shelby GT 500. You love your car because it's rare. You know you can whoop on most other cars, but you tend not to because you don't want to scratch your paint. You try to keep as many miles off of your car as you can.
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what type of dog are you (with pics)


border collie
you are a border collie very active not afraid of anything accept maybe not getting patted on the head for a good days work congrats
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You Will Die at Age 70
You're pretty average when it comes to how you live...
And how you'll die as well. What Age Will You Die?You are 67% kinky

You are kinky. You are always up for trying something new in the bedroom... or wherever else you chose to.

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QUESTION 1:
WHAT COLOR ARE MY EYES?

A) GREEN
B) BLUE
C) BROWN

QUESTION 2:
WHAT IS MY FAVORITE BAND?

A) METALLICA
B) I.C.P.
C) MUDVAIN

QUESTION 3:
HOW MANY CATS DO I HAVE?

A) 8
B) IO
C) 9

QUESTION 4:
WHAT IS MY ALIAS?

A) DEMON
B) RAIVEN
C) JADE

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What dragon species are you? (Stunning pics)


Shadow Dragon
Dark, evil, you are the evil breed of dragon. You lurk within the shadows of the night and attack with surprise. You prefer to stay alone, solitude is your best friend within your deep, dark cave or den.
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I'd like to meet:

JUGGALOS & JUGGALETTES.
You Are 70% Psychic
You are pretty psychic.
While you aren't Miss Cleo, you've got a little ESP going on.
And although you're sometimes off on your predictions...
You're more often right than wrong
So go with your instincts - you know more than you think Are You Psychic?
What HAPPY BUNNY are u?


cute but psycho
ur crazy, and hott
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You Are 32% Sociopath
From time to time, you may be a bit troubled and a bit too charming for your own good.
It's likely that you're not a sociopath... just quite smart and a bit out of the mainstream! Are You A Sociopath?
You Are 74% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?
Your Deadly Sins
Envy: 40%
Sloth: 40%
Wrath: 20%
Gluttony: 0%
Greed: 0%
Lust: 0%
Pride: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14%
You will die in a duel. How Sinful Are You?
Your Personality Is Like Marijuana
You're laid back and easy going, so much so that taking a shower is often too much trouble for you!
Nevertheless, you're quite popular, and many people enjoy your company. You're rarely turned down.
You're prone to giggle fits, paranoia, and forgetting where you are exactly. What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

You Are 65% Redneck
You're just about as welcome up in town as a hair in a biscuit.
Ain't no hidin' your redneck roots! How Redneck Are You?

HALLOWEEN!

Music:


You scored as Goth. Your A Goth!

Goth


90%

Rocker, Mosher


80%

Skater


40%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev


25%

Emo


5%

Trendy


0%

Prepy


0%
What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ect
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You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
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You were born in the year of The Ringmaster. Which means you run the show, anything you say goes without question.Relevant Years:1952, 1958, 1964, 1970, 1976, 1982, 1988, 1994, 2000. Most Compatible with The Amazing Jeckel Brothers.
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Movies:

BRIDE OF CHUCKEY, ANYTHING WITH WILL FERRAL IN IT, ANYTHING WITH JIM CARREY, ANYTHING WITH TIM CURREY, ANYTHING SCARY OR GOREY.
Which Stephen King Novel Are You?


Carrie
'Carrie' is about a girl who is tormented by her classmates, and finally wrecks a firey revenge on her entire town when they push her too far. It was made into a movie with Sissy Spacek and a bagillion gallons of fake blood. When someone wrongs you, you can be a bit obsessed with getting your revenge. Sometimes it's better to let these things slide. (Carrie was Stephen King's first novel and it was a crazy-successful best seller! How cool is that!)
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Television:

FLAVOR OF LOVE, ROSEANNE, SPONGEBOB, DRAGONBALL Z, FAIRLY ODDPARENTS, THE GRIM ADVENTURES OF BILLY AND MANDY, ANYTHING ON ADULT SWIM EXCEPT THE BOONDOCKS.
You Are the Very Gay SpongeBob!
Because the religious right says so...
And because his best friend looks a bit too much like a penis. What Gay Childhood Icon Are You?
What Zombie Movie Character Are You?

Guy who deserves to be eaten
You're the guy who deserves to be eaten! Everyone hates you because at the worst possible time - zombie attack - you decide you have to be the alpha-male. Sometimes you have a valid point - like the cellar in Night of The Living dead. You think you're better than everyone and that they should take orders! Chill out, man. That attitude never ends well.
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Which Spongebob Squarepants character are you???

Gary
Meow. You are a pet and live to please your master.
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Which Horror Movie Killer Are You?

Leprechaun
Your the killer Leprechaun, you love your gold and will literaly kill for it. Your a sneaky lil devil too to short to be notice, Hiding in trees, making animal sounds. Your smart too making deals, and always keeping your end of the bargain. If anyone every double-crossed you youd make sure they never did it again. ooOOoohh your fiesty.
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Books:

ANY STEPHEN KING, ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK, AND GOOSEBUMPS
Your Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion:
You have high extroversion.
You are outgoing and engaging, with both strangers and friends.
You truly enjoy being with people and bring energy into any situation.
Enthusiastic and fun, you're the first to say "let's go!"
Conscientiousness:
You have high conscientiousness.
Intelligent and reliable, you tend to succeed in life.
Most things in your life are organized and planned well.
But you borderline on being a total perfectionist.
Agreeableness:
You have medium agreeableness.
You're generally a friendly and trusting person.
But you also have a healthy dose of cynicism.
You get along well with others, as long as they play fair.
Neuroticism:
You have high neuroticism.
It's easy for you to feel shaken, worried, or depressed.
You often worry, and your worries prevent you from living life fully.
You tend to be emotionally reactive and moody. Your either flying very high or feeling very low.
Openness to experience:
Your openness to new experiences is high.
In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas.
You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits.
A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything. The Five Factor Personality Test
You Are
A Distressed Pumpkin Face
You would make a good pumpkin pickle. What's Your Pumpkin Face?
You Are Scary
You even scare scary people sometimes! How Scary Are You?
You Were a Cat
You are an independent person who inspires others with your dreams.
A calm protector, you will fight when you need to. What Animal Were You In a Past Life?

Heroes:

=D STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN, THE FIREFLY FAMILY, LEATHER FACE, FREDDY KRUEGER, VIOLENT J AND SHAGGY TOO DOPE, ICP, MY DOG BITCHES
You Are From Pluto
You are a dark, mysterious soul, full of magic and the secrets of the universe.
You can get the scoop on anything, but you keep your own secrets locked in your heart.
You love change and you use it to your advantage, whether by choice or chance.
You don't like to compromise, to the point of being self-destructive with your stubborness.
Live life with love, and your deep powers will open the world to you. What Planet Are You From?
You Are Lightning
Beautiful yet dangerous
People will stop and watch you when you appear
Even though you're capable of random violence
You are best known for: your power
Your dominant state: performing What Type of Weather Are You?You are 64% fuckable!
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You are 67% Aries
How Aries Are You?
What animal-spirit lives inside of you?

Fox
In you the spirit of the fox lives.The fox is very smart and thoughtful. He is concentrated in hunting its food and always seems to plan 10 steps ahead.So do you.You are a hard-working, concentrated and focused, smart person which plans ahead and has everything under control.But hey, you are not a fox living in the woods.Try to let loose sometimes and have fun.You live just once...Maybe...
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Never Date a Libra
Indecisive, flirtatious, and downright deceptive - your Libra will tell you what you want to hear.
Problem is they'll be telling *everyone* what they want to hear.
Instead try dating: Pisces, Taurus, Virgo, or Scorpio What Sign Shouldn't You Date?
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People Envy Your Compassion
You have a kind heart and an unusual empathy for all living creatures. You tend to absorb others' happiness and pain.
People envy your compassion, and more importantly, the connections it helps you build. And compassionate as you are, you feel for them. What Do People Envy About You?


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Are you a Juggalo?
Name
DOB
Favourite Color
Your murder weapon is... hatchet
You paint your face like... Shaggy 2 Dope
If you got mugged you would... cry
If you worked at a dark carnival you would be a... Wickid Clown
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Which Far out 60's-70's band are you?

The Rolling stones
YOUR THE ROLLING STONES!! you LOVE to party and have a good time. You don't mind being the center of attention and yo like to speak your mind.
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You Are 44% Pure
You're not so innocent... in fact, you're quite unpure.
You have seen and experienced a lot. And you're no worse for the wear! The 100 Question Purity Test

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