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Ringer

If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpki

About Me



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I'm a walking contradiction. I am strong in mind but when something hurts my soul it's another story. I'm a huge dork and also genius in the same. Some people find me funny. Some people find me to be a jackass. I'm also a fat kid at heart. I care for people as much as they will care for me. and yeah I am defending my ideals for our country. go WI Army National Guard. Thank you for sending me overseas. I dont like ignorant people. There is a difference between being dumb or ignorant. Dumb is not knowing. Ignorance is not knowing and not wanting to learn. I think having a good sense of humor is the key to sanity. If you cant have a good chuckle after the fact you fucked up, what the hell are we here for?Bill Brasky funeral

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My Interests

good music, my ipod, paintball, wrestling, truth, beer, music that can change your words with just the crying tears of a violin, pictures that make you contemplate what we are really here for,and looking for a deeper purpose, and oh yeah, beer

I'd like to meet:

people who can be themselves and be completely honest. Looks are an added bonus, but it's what's inside that counts. Everyone has their morning-afters and bad days so I guess it really doesnt matter how one looks. It's a matter of how one thinks about themselves that matters. I mean c'mon, it's not like I'm exactly the best apple in the bunch, but you have to work with what you got. You can't forget Bill Brasky!
My Hitman Name
Jack Hammer
Favorite Killing Spot: The Study
Biggest Enemy: Ice Pick Andy
Favorite Weapon: Rusty Fork
Eyes Gouged: Sixteen
People Iced: Twenty Two
Arms Broken: One
Car Bombs Planted: Thirty Eight
Tounges Cut Off: Seventeen
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Music:

almost anything acoustic or punk/ska, bad religion, blind guardian, static-x, catch 22, reel big fish, muse, pete yorn, system of a down, blindside, hurt, ben harper, and all those bands I cant think of at this time

Movies:

full metal jacket, MORTUARY!, boondock saints, star wars, napoleon dynamite, and wedding crashers

Television:

simpsons, seinfeld, dave chappelle, ren and stimpy, and family guy.... ya bastard

Books:

anything by kurt vonnegut, especially his new book, "A Man Without a Country"

Heroes:

My father, those who stand for what they think is right no matter what anyone else wants them to think, and my fellow soldiers who are out there flying into hot zones unarmed to care for those in need no matter what side they are on, and Bill Brasky.

My Blog

Life in a 2 Story Cubicle: This is the end!

Hey Kids! I'm am getting the fuck out of Iraq! Right now I am in Kuwait and I feel amazing! I barely sweat around here, I don't have to carry my weapon everywhere, Internet actually works here, the li...
Posted by Ringer on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 01:15:00 PST

Life in a 2 Story Cubicle, Trailer Edition: Fiction, Bliss, and White Lies

Wow.... um how to start this. So a couple weeks ago I asked someone if they wanted to watch a movie sometime with me. They happily agreed and life went on. The night came up for us to watch the m...
Posted by Ringer on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 05:40:00 PST

Life in a 2 Story Cubicle, Trailer Edition: Too much

I have had way too much time on my hands lately. Since the start of the new year I've been on 3 missions. In the meantime, this place is starting to suck, I have had way too much free time on my hands...
Posted by Ringer on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 01:37:00 PST

Life in a 2 Story Cubicle, Trailer Edition: So... its 2007

so yeah new years originally started off as a bust. I went to the MWR for a party and it was way out of hand. I watched people in one of the greatest armies of the world make a complete ass of themsel...
Posted by Ringer on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 01:38:00 PST

Life in a 2 Story Cubicle, Trailer Edition: pictures

Well kids, if you haven't heard the news already, I've been moved to BIAP(Baghdad Internation Airport). I live in a trailer now, hence the addition to the title, but I stray folrm the point of this bl...
Posted by Ringer on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 07:01:00 PST

Life in a 2 Story Cubicle: Kuwait blows

yeah..... my mind is fried. i couldnt sleep at all last night. and theres nothing to do here. i still cant sleep. i feel like a fucking blob of crap. today is worse than my worst hangover. it blows.
Posted by Ringer on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 03:28:00 PST

life in a 2 story cubicle:R&R, a final thought

Well kids, the dream is over. I am on my way back to Iraq for another 9 months. All I can say is that I definitely made the best of it. I had a blast and I couldn't ask for anything more. I got to do ...
Posted by Ringer on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 09:18:00 PST

life in a 2 story cubicle: home on leave/ the big ?

so tonight i cant sleep. im kinda nervous about tomorrow. I get to pop the big question to a friend of mine and ask if she would like to go steady. the real hard thing about this is that I have to pre...
Posted by Ringer on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 11:48:00 PST

Life in a 2 Story Cubicle: So this one time when I was in Kuwait...

So here i am sitting at the smoke point. I light up my smoke and this air force sergeant starts complaining that she wants to go to the spa at the Hilton in Kuwait City. I'm sitting here thinking to m...
Posted by Ringer on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 10:03:00 PST

Life in a 2 story cubicle: Bureaucracy

Well kids, once again I would like to say that this place can kiss my posterior. The past week has been a who bunch of crap because my lazy ass leadership wants nothing to do with sampling required fo...
Posted by Ringer on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 11:06:00 PST