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Coach Artist

The best way to see the future is to plan it.

About Me

[Abstract art is] a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered. --Al Capp (1909 - 1979) I am as one dimensional as you think I am. I am as normal as the next person. I am the only water polo play/coaching, artist, blonde haired jew I know. I love Art, life and someday I will sell out. Then all of you will call me a sell out, but I won't hear you because I will be swimming in so much money.I have a number of loves.. some I want to invite to a pants party and other are my herto-life mates like Tony; who is a much better oil painter than me."Till human voices wake us, and we drown." If you know this quote I want to meet you. Because you know how to read and that seems to out of fashion.Whenever Richard Cory walked downtown We people on the pavement looked at him: He was a gentleman from soul to crown, Clean favored and imperially slim. And he was always quietly arrayed, And he was always human when he talked ; But still, he fluttered pulses when he said, "Good morning," and he glittered when he walked. And he was rich -- yes, richer than a king -- And admirably schooled in every grace : In fine, we thought he was everything To make us wish we were in his place So on we worked, and waited for the light, And went without the meat, and cursed the bread; And Richard Cory, one calm summer night, Went home and put a bullet through his head.

My Interests

Well before you read this you must understand that I am a nerd (in the good way) and have worked at a comic book store and I am a employed artist. So games and entertainment just doesn't come from a bottle. I enjoy girls and water polo (unlike most geeks) Video game, Role Playing Games (Ya, like D&D bitches!), Magic, and Comic-books. Most of all I love drawing.

I'd like to meet:

People that can make my life better. Don't be afraid to drop me a line. But I hate when people just ask "to be my friend" and I don't know them! I would like to get to know you before saying I should be your friend.----IM me: dragondude000

Music:

Lets Say that I have about 39 DAYS of music. For those of you that don't understand that is over 14,000 songs. I dabble in just about everything. But some of my favorites are: Dave Matthew's Band, Beck, Johnny Cash, N*E*R*D, Incubus, the Beastie Boys, and for my more calm times Death Cab for Cutie, Coldplay and there are many more. If you ask me and I many know the band and I will have some of it. My newest favorite is-- NEW great stuff is P.O.S and RX bandits! Gym Class Heroes and they are all on tour together AWESOME! Lastly Her Space Holiday. Also Al Green is the Man!

Movies:

I know I like movies! Big Fish, Brazil, The Matrix, Dogma, Pulp Fiction, Anchorman, Napoleon Dynamite, Wedding Crashers and The Chronicles of Narnia, Lord of the Rings, and Star Wars are only a few. In short I like movies! Hero.... rocks! And it is more fun with the subtitles. More resent and awesome movies: Blood Diamonds and Casino Royal

Television:

Daily Show, Simpsons, Family Guy, Furturama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Chapell Show and That 70's Show, LOST, Rome, and South Park and other good shows!------ Recently I have not watched TV because I work at a place that whores products so I don't need to watch commercials... sorry american just because you have a show about the place I am living in right now; I am not going to watch it on the zombie box.

Books:

Books are one of the greatest sources of learning besides life itself. Read your Comic Books! Catcher in the Rye along with Rule of the Bone are two great books that you can get a lot of insight from at least I did. The new book Eragon was lots of fun I look forward to the next one. Einstein's Dream was a bunch of interesting ways to think about time. Latest quick read was Five People You Meet in Heaven, cute and some good insight. Let me end with not much of a reader, but I do enjoy a good read, if I have the time.

Heroes:

Gandhi, Albert Einstein, Norman Rockwell, Leonardo da Vinci, Wolf Wigo, Dave Matthew, and T.S. Eliot. If you don't know who those people are find out! They are amazing people! If you think Jesus was amazing (which he was) Check out Gandhi.

My Blog

DJA. Introitus 1:1-4

Daniel Adoff carries with him a wide range of skills and super powers. With these, and along with the support of his team of heroes, he has conquered the hearts of many and tamed the souls of the wic...
Posted by Coach Artist on Sun, 07 May 2006 07:02:00 PST

A new year.

I have lived 22 years now and I plan on living many more. I have changed a lot since I started college. I also change everyday. Heck, I remember having completely straight hair; and so do a few of my ...
Posted by Coach Artist on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 01:15:00 PST

What is Best in Life?

"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women." Thanks Conan!
Posted by Coach Artist on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 01:42:00 PST

Blessing for Everyone

May the road rise up to meet you. May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and until we meet again, may God hold you in the...
Posted by Coach Artist on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:56:00 PST

More Quotes.. I made this one.

"if we are talking about 'realistic' and being realistic well we shouldn't talk about love because love is NOT realistic"--- ME
Posted by Coach Artist on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 09:48:00 PST

Quote of the Day

Absence diminishes minor passions and inflames great ones, as the wind douses a candle and fans a flame. - La Rochefoucauld 1613-1680
Posted by Coach Artist on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Extreme Handball!

I have started playing handball.. like the one with the little ball. Great work out! I need some people when I go down south I such real bad still so it will be fun!
Posted by Coach Artist on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Words I don't know how to say.

"We'd hit the bottom, I thought it was my fault And in a way I guess it was I'm just now finding out What it was all about " -Landed How many more times can I go in this circle before I im...
Posted by Coach Artist on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Gods and Art

A day like none other, Euphoria Perfect like that look, Watching my life like a movie, Wanting nothing more than the minutes that the miles have robbed from me. A day trip to Neverland to see t...
Posted by Coach Artist on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Emo?

What is emo? Like emo music, or being 'emo' etc and so on. Can people help me out with this cause I have no idea.
Posted by Coach Artist on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST