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mr jaf

Every chinstrap has a story.....

About Me

I'm definitely not sarcastic - at all
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: andy
Birthday: july 11
Birthplace: hospital
Current Location: manchester
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: orange
Height: 5'10
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: dunno - the milkman's family are hard to trace
The Shoes You Wore Today: were pretty uncomfortable
Your Weakness: being too short sighted (not in the optician's sense)
Your Fears: not ever being able to grow a proper beard
Your Perfect Pizza: one that i could eat right now - with wild guineafowl and banana topping
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: own a penguin
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: thats pretty rubbish
Thoughts First Waking Up: aaaarghh.....just five more minutes
Your Best Physical Feature: a small section of my lower right arm, quite close to my wrist but not my hand
Your Bedtime: when mr sleepy wins the fight
Your Most Missed Memory: that dream from the other night... with the talking snake and the inflatable wizard
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: i prefer turnips
Single or Group Dates: er not really in a position to be picky
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: er no
Chocolate or Vanilla: choc
Cappuccino or Coffee: no
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: yep
Do you Sing: only by accident when ive got headphones on and i forget that others can still hear me
Do you Shower Daily: yep, mostly
Have you Been in Love: yup
Do you want to go to College: i think i already did that
Do you want to get Married: er don't think so but maybe
Do you belive in yourself: depends
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when hungover on the way to london on school trip it would seem
Do you think you are Attractive: i'm no oil painting
Are you a Health Freak: er no
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: hell yeah!
Do you play an Instrument: not really - i can play frosty the snowman on the piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: hmm maybe?..... yep
In the past month have you Smoked: na
In the past month have you been on Drugs: possibly
In the past month have you gone on a Date: at least three every single day
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i think we call them shopping centres - but no - theyre pretty shit
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: er no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: never
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: haha no, but that would be very clever if i had
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no - althought the medlock is pretty tempting
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: oh yeah
Ever been called a Tease: er yeah i have actually
Ever been Beaten up: yeah - once while i was asleep... sneaky cheating bastards
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: in a freak accident involving a blimp and a 40ft squid
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: blimp pilot
What country would you most like to Visit: wales - am i aiming too low, okok -maybe new zealand then, but only if they don't have any giant squid
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: don't really care
Favourite Hair Color: not grey
Short or Long Hair: probably longish and definitely no boy hair cuts
Height: not taller than me
Weight: not heavier than me
Best Clothing Style: neo-bohemian hippy chic -er na quite scruffy is probably best
Number of Drugs I have taken: who cares
Number of CDs I own: quite a lot more than twelve
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a couple of less than clever moments - but no point dweling on them
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My Interests

pub, laugh, good music, gigs, sports that don't involve horses... cycling, thunder & lightning, snow, the sea, water, places changing over time, architecture, design, comedy inc mighty boosh, photography (not mine though...its rubbish).

I'd like to meet:

lion-o - although he's now washed up on some trailer park in the deep south...........

Music:

65 days of static, add n to x, a perfect circle, alex smoke, ali b, andy c, aphex twin, apparat, aquasky, arab strap, at the drive-in, autechre, biosphere, bjork, bloc party, blondie, bob marley, bola, boom bip, boxcutter, burial, BTML, bush, captain beefheart, chris clark, david bowie, depeche mode, decal, deus, dijf sanders, dj distance, dj hell, dj hyper, dj shadow, drexciya, edit, eels, electrelane, ellen allien, explosions in the sky, faithless, felix da housecat, four tet, freq nasty, fridge, godspeed, goldie, hot chip, howie b, hybrid, ils, incubus, isolee, jeff buckley, kettel, kraftwerk, koma & bones, kooks, lali puna, lamb, laurent garnier, lcd soundsystem, lee scratch perry, lee van dowski, lfo, llama farmers, mad professor, manitoba, marilyn manson, midaircondo, miss kittin, modeselektor, mogwai, mono, monolake, morcheeba, mouse on mars, murcof, new order, ocean colour scene, ola bergman, orbital, patrick wolf, pavement, peaches, plaid, placebo, plump djs, portishead, primal scream, proforma, queens of the stone age, rem, radioactive man, radiohead, rage against the machine, red snapper, rennie pilgrem. richard davis, seelenluft, silencer, silver mt zion, six by seven, skream, skunk anansie, slam, smashing pumpkins, sneaker pimps, sonic youth, squarepusher, systemm of a down, tayo, team sleep, the doors, the hacker, the junket, the libertines, the mars volta, the metric, the music, the pixies, the postal service, the rock of travolta, the smiths, the stone roses, the white stripes, thom yorke, tool, tori amos, tortoise, tipper, two lone swordsmen, u2, ultrasound, U-ziq, zoot woman

Movies:

Buffalo soldiers, true romance, donnie darko, Pi,

Television:

things that might make me laugh - mighty boosh, peep show, time trumpet, ross noble, eddie izzard, garth marenghi's dark place, six feet under

Books:

steinbeck - of mice and men, grapes of wrath etc, fear and loathing, american psycho, goldsworthy, travel books on new zealand, canada, cleethorpes etc... and loads of architectural and design books... mostly with some snazzy images to keep me entertained.

Heroes:

lion-o, john peel,