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I am Cole
I am a one year old pure breed English Lab
I am looking for some online friends to chat with
What's your name?? COLE JAMISON FORD
What's your mommy/owners name? TINA AND JAMIE
What breed are you? ENGLISH LAB
How much did you cost?? $400 PLUS VET BILLS, CARPET CLEANER AND SO ON...PRICELESS
What's your facorite toy? CINDY.. MY RUBBER CHICKEN
Tap water ot bottled water? EITHER
Do you always walk or are you always carried? I RUN.
How many pounds will you weigh full grown? 100-110
Do you wear clothes? I GREW OUT OF THEM
Long or short hair? LONG
Indoor or outdoor? I LIVE INSIDE BUT GO OUT EVERY CHANCE I GET EVEN WHEN NOT PERMITTED
Do you sleep with your mommy or in your own bed? BOTH.
What's your fave color? RED
Do you chase cats or get along with them? I TRY TO PLAY BUT THERE ARE SOME BITCHES IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD
How old are you? ONE YEAR
Do you like to go swimming? I HAVEN'T BEEN YET..
Are you fixed? NO. I LIKE MY BALLS. MOM WANTS ME FIXED
What color are your eyes? BROWN
What color is your hair? BLACK
Do you get groomed? PETSMART.
Are you potty trained? DEPENDS ON MY MOOD
How much do you bark? ACCORDING TO THE FAMILY.. TOO MUCH
Have you ever bit anyone? WHEN I PLAY
Do you believe in interbreedal mating? ASS IS ASS.
Do you like the bath or hate it? LIKE IT.
Are you friendly with ther dogs or go you just attack? OH I AM FRIENDLY
Does your mommy/owner have a carring bag for you? JUST A SUV
Do you do any doggie sports?? PUPPY PLAY, RUNNING, TENNIS WITH BOO
How cute are you from 1 to 10? THE CUTEST EVER
Oh yeah and this is my FAMILY!!!!
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My Interests


Playing with KiKi, and sometimes Cam.
RIP Max
Play dates with Lucky, Cesar & XENA.
I miss long walks with Lucky!
Sniffing people's crotches
Peeing in the neighbors pretty flowers
Pooping in public so Mom can pick it up and swing the bag its in as she walks
Licking my balls
Humping my brothers and other people who are on the floor
Talking in my sleep
Slobbering water all over the hardwood floor so people fall and get their socks wet
Running out of the front door every chance I get
Chewing up plastic hangers and leaving the pieces all over the house to piss everyone off
Playing on the payground behind our house
Scratching
Rolling around and getting hair everywhere
Getting treats and eating Frosty Paws
Pretending I'm deaf
Being carried around by Jason
Sitting under the coffee table when I have something I shouldn't have
Eating shoes
Playing with Cindy (my rubber chicken)
Chewing on my big brother Charlie
Drinking out of the toliet
I love to play with bras
Give kisses after licking my balls
Laying in front of the shower while Dad is in there
Tearing up the carpet under my crate
Being brushed
Playing with my toys
Laying in the rain so I smell like a wet dog
Stealing tape from Jason so he gets really mad
Riding in the car
Drooling

I'd like to meet:

and a hot yorkie.
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My cousin Salem turned 1 year old!

He sent me a letter... here goes: I am writing this from Mommies' computer, because I do not have my own. Mom will not get me one. I really wanted my own because I was thinking about having a "My Sp...
Posted by Cole♠Z on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 01:21:00 PST