Elitist

I'd like to meet:

My friends.

[Elitist] says:
"And the traffic was SO tied up that my mom hands Quinn the empty soda cup and says, "Here. If you've gotta go, then go!"
[Elementalist] says:
o_O
[Elitist] says:
x_O
[Elementalist] says:
Better than...
[Elementalist] says:
"And the traffic was SO tied up that my mom cups her hands and tells Quinn "Here. If you've gotta go, then go!"

Strato-Prophet says:
Frankly, I think a dildo that sounded like Sean Connery would sell amazingly.

[3:19 PM] vanityisSCENE(8) : Your glassy eye looks like a sped-up reflection of Tokyo nightlife.

[Elementalist] says:
But I swear, I WILL kill someone before I die.
[Elementalist] says:
I will cut them open with a knife, and sink my hands into their chest. /
[Derision] says:
... .O
[Elementalist] says:
What?
[Elementalist] says:
Just remember to keep updating me on where you live. _[Elementalist] says:
Wouldn't want YOU to be a victim.
[Elementalist] says:
I'll let you be the maid that the killer visits for a quick lay every once in a while. ;D
[Elementalist] says:
You're welcome.
[Derision] says:
Well, if it's okay with you.. I wouldn't want to intrude, or anything. ._.
[Elementalist] says:
Yeah, I guess it's okay. I might have to make you wear some slinky lingerie or something, or crotchless panties, but I suppose so. :/

Brian says:
"Oh, Thrall! I seem to have carelessly forgotten to wear my tabard this eve! Would you mind sparing this poor, helpless woman from your brutal Orcish savagery and mend this grievous wound with a single act of empathy? Please, good sir! In the name of honor!"
Brian says:
"You should be thanking me, pitiful human. In a mere instant, I could split you asunder from head to toe with a mighty swing of my Battle Axe of Sacred Storms. But fear not, I shall comfort you, despite the will of my people. But certain ... conditions apply."
Brian says:
"What obligations must I fulfill, milord?" "I wish to see the aspects that distinguish you to be female amongst your kind, woman. Show me your birthbags and I'll let you live ... for now." "Your wish is my command, strong orc."

Brian says:
i still use 'angryslave' from time to time, but only for financial sites
Brian says:
because, well, it seemed appropriate

[15:31] What is it with nerds and liking winter seriously =/
[15:31] Like I can agree cool weather is great
[15:31] But I just find rain depressing
[15:31] i can overclock my pc more cause its colder

Wilco T. Skelington says:
John and I wrote a script for a gay porno.
Wilco T. Skelington says:
Sergent: Soldier! What is THAT?! (points to obvious bulge in soldier's pants)
Soldier: I'm at attention sir!
Wilco T. Skelington says:
And then they just start having gay sex.

[17:06] "Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft; and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor."
[17:07] man is no computer
[17:07] man is a series of tubes
[17:07] soggy tubes
[17:07] blue and purple and red and pink ones
[17:08] and Woman has an extra tube
[17:08] inside out
[17:08] men have an insertable tube
[17:08] this is true
[17:08] tubes within tubes
[17:08] fractal tubes!
[17:09] a series of infinitely regressing tubes
[17:09] man is a mandelbrot tube
[17:09] and you may quote me on that

[21:26] I do recall about 10 years ago my Mother saying "I can't take this shit" to my Brother, and his response was "Metamucil keeps you regular"

[21:17] I cried the most when i read that
[21:18] tears were literally pouring down my face
[21:19] Oh yeah well I printed it off and cried on it.

Wilco T. Skelington says:
You didn't go get a social life. You turned the real life into more internet.

Music:

65daysofstatic, A Perfect Circle, The Arcade Fire, Bauhaus, BAAL, The Beatles, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Burgers of Beef, Circle Takes the Square, Clint Mansell, Cult of Luna, Deftones, Elf Power, Elliott Smith, The Evpatoria Report, The Fiery Furnaces, For Your Ears Only, The Gerbils, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, ISIS, The Kill Devil Hills, Led Zeppelin, Liars, Matt Marque, The Mountain Goats, Mouth of the Architect, My Dying Bride, Neil Young, Neutral Milk Hotel, Neurosis, Nirvana, Okkervil River, Placebo, Portishead, Queens of the Stone Age, Red Sparowes, Russian Circles, Schvendes, Sea Wolf, Suicide Commando, Sunset Rubdown, System of a Down, The Timeout Drawer, Tool, Velvet Acid Christ, The White Stripes, Wolf Parade, :wumpscut:, We Wrote the Book on Connectors , Xiu Xiu, zZz.

Tell me about your music. I like that. Especially when you have shitty music taste (and believe me, you do).

Movies:

Saw I and II, Wolf Creek, Scream trilogy, Scary Movie series, Cube, My Little Eye, Cry Wolf, Domino, South Park: The Movie, LOTR trilogy and most other comedies and horrors, depends what mood I'm in.

Television:

South Park, Family Guy, American Dad, Supernatural, Lost, The Simpsons, Futurama, House, Weeds, Thank God You're Here, NCIS, Law and Order (SVU or Criminal Intent usually), a few random shows on SBS in foreign languages, and that's practically it. I don't watch much TV any more.

Books:

Books, I have in abundance. So here are some authors:

Chuck Palahniuk.
Robin Hobb.
Stephen King.
Terry Pratchett.
Richard King.
Ben Elton.
George Orwell.
John Marsden.
Friedrich Nietzsche.
Russell Hoban.
Nick Hornby.
Orson Scott Card.
Douglas Coupland.
Kurt Vonnegut.
Jonathan Carroll.

Heroes:

This guy .