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About Me

"; .. Care for a little Necrophilia?
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Hey doods.
My name's Jazmyn.
Lookin' forward to turning 18.
Is Pansexual.
Is a seedy git.
Has a lust for life.
Looks as though I've swallowed a magnet and forgotten to take out the nails [5 facial and 6 ear piercings].
Drawing. Lemme whore my work to you.
Raves.
Partying all weekend.
Getting no sleep.
Livin' life, man.
Talking shit for hours.
Chillin' with friends any time.
Saying "trousers" instead of "pants because I am, in fact, a pom.
You'll be hard pressed to find me without a smile.
My eyebrows come in a bottle and my confidence comes in a pill. My life isn't what you'd call 'orthodox', but in the end it's all about fun and I'm having loads of it.
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Dylan Moran; April, 2009.
CR 3.0
P plates
Turning 18. Word; December, 2009.
New years; 2009-2010.
Alice in Wonderland; 2010.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone.

And people who are truly sleazy.

[email protected]

"Video games don't affect kids. If Pacman had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."

Kekeke.

My Blog

Why you should date a raver

- They have loads of stamina- They can go fast or slow, depending on the noise and rhythms- They can last all night.- They're used to getting hot and sweaty- They like to get fucked up.- There's never...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Apr 2009 04:56:00 GMT

Gender-bending conspiracy

Celebrities are conspiricising to make everyone gay.First we have the raging, femenistic dykes.Like P!nk.I mean, sure, she's straightAnd she portrays that to the general populice.But look at her- she ...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Apr 2009 00:03:00 GMT

Sagittarius?

LIFE QUEST: Sagittarius is the last of the Fire signs of the Zodiac and the only one to also belong to the Mutable group. Those born under Fire signs tend to be enthusiastic about life. They are frien...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Mar 2009 01:16:00 GMT

Schoolies week 08

Leeeeeeeeaaaaaaverrrrrrrrrrrs Yes, i too will blog about it. That was the best 4 1/2 days I've had in a loooooong time. Went down with Karina and Chewy. Stopped by Kaz's house, realised I forgot a who...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Nov 2008 04:17:00 GMT

Will it

Right, so I nicked this idea off of Tanya [thank you ^_^] These are the things I will do [because it's in writing/typing, it's more likely];   Take up Kick-boxing- Something I've always wanted to...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Nov 2008 02:21:00 GMT

Future Metal.

Current Metal- 1x Nostril [Right] 1x Labret 4x Ear lobe. 1x Ear cartilage.   Future Metal- 2x Anti-eyebrow. [Left and right sides] 1x Snakebites. 1x Medusa. 2x Scaffolding/Industrial. 1x Tragus. ...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:12:00 GMT

Pendulum

Fookin' rocked. Though I can't hear a bloody thing. Ahh well, price to pay. We were in the centre, towards the front. So in essence, I'm covered in sweat [of which under 1/4 is my own], the liquid fro...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 09:51:00 GMT

Why you should take/do Cocaine.

The history of Cocaine- -Sigmund Freud [a well noted Psychiatrist and Neurologist] promoted cocaine as a remedy for sexual impotence and depression. -Coca Cola. Funny how the name contains the name o...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 05:45:00 GMT

Goldilock's Syndrome.

Today's rant [Even though this was written a few days ago]-Our world seems to be governed by chronic "Goldilocks Syndrome" where too much and too less is frowned upon, and something that settles in th...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 23:29:00 GMT

Classic Telly shows.

Cartoons from our youth. Sad that this new shit is appearing. Aaaaaaah!! Real Monsters- About a bunch of monsters that lived uncerground, and had to scare humans for their homework. Focused on "Ickis"...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 06:11:00 GMT