found: mystery catsuit! |
it's even better than it sounds.long-sleeved black velvety unitard painted with patches of leopard.the weird thing is, even though it's not mine and i have no idea where it came from...it fits me perf...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Apr 2009 08:20:00 GMT |
a sudden urge to write about myself |
you know how it is...little bursts of narcissism...crushed when i realize i have nothing to say.
Posted by on Sat, 31 Jan 2009 06:36:00 GMT |
twilight: nothing will be the same |
christmas, ra ra ra, lots of food. barkley was a smash hit at the beach. everyone loves my dog and for some reason i take his popularity as a personal compliment.now to business. i just got back from ...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Dec 2008 04:27:00 GMT |
insanity... |
SO. It's midnight. And I'm alternating between cyber-stalking the unsuspecting (it could be YOU) and reading about serial killers (it could be ME).
It's weird how I can't watch B-grade horror movies b...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Dec 2008 15:17:00 GMT |
"car trouble..?" |
today i offer thanks to Intransitia, patron saint of car miracles, who in the form of richie provided me with a detachable wedge-shaped vacuum nozzle and some packing tape to break into my c...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 15:20:00 GMT |
off with his peepee! |
barkley has to get castrated soon so i can register him for half the cost. can you imagine if we treated kids like that?? "can we get a discount if we chop off his doodad? great, book him in!" af...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 21:18:00 GMT |
teagz the felon |
barkley is having a nightmare but i don't want to wake him up so i think i'll have to let him face his demons alone this time... just like motherhood only i know for a fact he won't be livin...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 08:19:00 GMT |
hey there suggestionators |
party surrealist a planning, ideas some hear to love would. xoT
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 01:32:00 GMT |
shower musical five! |
hello chums!
i happened to be listening to hit songs from the fifties and i came across one called 'duke of earl'... which it turns out was the basis of that beloved Decore shampoo ad of yes...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 00:59:00 GMT |
barkley in da house |
NOT. he's outside because he mistook 'facial cleanser' for 'chew toy'. on the plus side it's non-toxic so he shouldn't die. probably just hiccup bubbles for a couple days.
anyhoo. the tea party on sun...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 20:20:00 GMT |
