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*~A$HLEY~*

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About Me

Hi! Im Ashley Cerkoney and my friends say im a space codet, But I know they love me!!! Im a crazy out going blonde. i am very random and funny shit with huge boobs!!. i love food!!! ill eat anything you give me. unless it has extacy in it. weeds ok...j/k. I guess You could say Im a partier...My man dreams that someday ill grow up to be a lesbian and make him proud. I say, "maybe if Im drunk enough". Eventhough I have kissed a couple girls in my wild day. I work at Quiznos sub mmmmmm..... toasty! im the big cahoona!!its really crap!! eventhough I get 10 bucks an hr. telling people what to do. I drive a silver 1995 honda civic and sexy i names her tila.i like decorating for every holiday...even presidents day.thats all I have to say about thatLove Myspace Layouts Download Ringtones Cute Myspace Layouts Plain Myspace Layouts Verizon Ringtones Cingular Ringtones Alcohol Myspace Layouts MP3 Ringtones Emo Myspace Layouts Dark Myspace LayoutsCheck out some sweet videos at my friends site, click here!
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My Interests

i love: music, mud,cartoons,piercings I have 15! tattoos (4 and still adding!), big trucks, guitars, playing the piano, 4 wheeling, camping, fishing, hunting, I LOVE THE SNOW!!! el presidente. (my mans weener hehe!)I Love chocolate 2!!! I like spending time with my family, were pretty close.
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Brought to you by YouThink.com quizzes and personality tests. I want to meet: aladdin,hes sexy... and he has a monkey!and ron jermey... sure hes ugly but Id like to see his 9 3/4 of a cock and stare at it scared with my mind full of questions like where does it all go? and johnney Knocksville hes crazy. Oh! cant forget the CKY crew! bams hottt! but hes scared of snakes. PUSSY!! THIS IS MY NEW CAR!!!!!!!
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ashley
Birthday: october 3rd 1987
Birthplace: springtucky
Current Location: springtucky
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: blond
Height: 5'5''
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
The Shoes You Wore Today: nike shocks
Your Weakness: a guy who can sing and play the guitar with a big muddy truck!
Your Fears: getting old
Your Perfect Pizza: everything except anchovi
Your Most Overused Phrase On an IM: fuckin
Thoughts First Waking Up: aahhh!!! work sucks!!
Your Best Physical Feature: boobs,eyes, stomach
Your Bedtime: 9:30pm when my man takes his nap before work
Your Most Missed Memory: my german shepard
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi plain coke with hard A
MacDonalds or Burger King: its all grease anyways
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate!!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: fuck yeah!
Do you Sing: yup
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: sure
Do you want to go to College: yeah
Do you want to get Married: within the next 6 years
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: never
Do you think you are Attractive: sure
Are you a Health Freak: not really
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah, my dads the coolest stoner youll ever know
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah
Do you play an Instrument: piano, violin
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
Have you ever eaten a box of Oreos: yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yeah!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: plenty of times
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: right after a huge orgasm
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a black ninja
What country would you most like to Visit: austrillia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: taller than 6ft
Weight: 170-230
Best Clothing Style: carhartts
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1 that i know of
Number of CDs I own: 4 they got stolen out of my car
Number of Piercings: 13
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1

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crazy stuff someone should knw about you!!
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if you could be any crayon in a box of 1000 what would you be and why?? green its my fav. and the color of money!
flip flops or shoes? ummm... flip flops
if you could kiss anyone in the world who would it be? jo don from rascal flatts
(guys)boxers/briefs/or boxer briefs? i dont have a weener!
(girls) thongs or panties? depends... sometimes i wear nothing!!
what size of shoe do you where? 9-10
cheetos or funions? oh gee... cheetoes
beer or hard A? beer when im home, hard A to get fucked up!!
if you could have any car in the world what would it be? lambo
chicken or beef? i love cheese burgers other than that... chicken
do you pick your nose? only if i have hard boogies i cant blow out
do yo fart out loud??(be honest) yes
what would you change on your body if you could? bigger ass... my boobs throw me off balance..lol.
quads or big trucks? uhhhhh! big truck
what phrsase do you over use but never gets old? you fuckin homo!!
can you do a backflip? only on th trampoling
whats your favorite song? ms. new booty bubba sparxxxs
if you lived in the ocean what creature would you be? a mermaid
if you lived in the jungle what animal would you be? a lion
if your house was on fire and you could grab one thing what would it be? my kitty edo
lucky charms or cocoa puffs? lucky charms

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Music:

I like all music except classial unless Im singing it. I was in choir for all 4 years of high school. Im really into rock and gangster music right now. Everybody knows me as the jukebox. I will sing whatever song is on on any station, and in tune with most of the right words

Movies:

blades of glory. jackassII,napolian dynomite,chicken little, all adam sandler movies!! all will farell movies,anchor man kicks my chocolate squerrals ass!!! cant forget chris farley... so... he was cracked out of his mind... and he was fuckin funny too!!!!!! all disney movie mostley cinderella,little mermaid, and aladden, super tropers,beer fest (boobs and beer are great togather!!) team america
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Television:


MySpace Tweaks, MySpace Layouts, MySpace Images and more! simpsons, That 70's show,trick my truck, country fried home videos. adult swim(american dad,futurama,squid billies ect... my crazy roommate always watches the food channel and i hate it. It makes me want to tie myself to a chair and burn myself with lit ciggarettes while I stab myself in the eye with hot salty french frie!!! those people are crazy homo's. other than that I dont really watch tv.


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$$$$ CREATIVE NICKISMS $$$$ (crazy words or phrases my dad says)*at work some guy said i had a flat tire. so i went to see if i had a flat tire, and i got out there to see if i had a flat tire,and i had a flat tire, and i was like fuck!! *put a hotdog on it ..itll make it feel better. *who cares if my mixing bowel is my cerial bowel. *she can sit on my face anyday... *I have good eyes i can see shit! * me tatzan you jane.(grabs girls hair and runs away)
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MySpace Tweaks, MySpace Layouts, MySpace Images and more! I hate reading!!! Why read when you have movies, internet, cars,porn,tittie bars,chocolate syrup wrestling, and alcohol to keep you intertained!!????
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my favorite wor is whore!!

Heroes:

superman, spiderman, mighty mouse, poison Ivy, rascal flatts, batman, scooby doo, bud light,coors light, el presidente, jack daniels, thunder cats,the flinstones,malls, walker... and texas ranger, sleep,money,and my daddy!!!
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i wish i had a cute litle fuzzy monkey like abbo!
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i am in love!! wanna argue?

I am going to the rascall flatts concert on march 2nd at 8 pm because i have the best boyfriend in the world!!! rory baught me rascal flatts tickets for our anniverserie/valentines day section 22...
Posted by *~A$HLEY~* on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 02:21:00 PST

I am part of the reason for obesity!

fucking prime rib!! I wish my daddy was rich so i could be a stupid spoiled whore and have daddy pay for everything so i dont have to work 50 hrs a week. I should be sued!!!! i cater to fat peopl...
Posted by *~A$HLEY~* on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 08:30:00 PST

work...

i am so bored at work right now i just wanted to let whoever reads this to know. id rather be on the computer at home doing this. but hey i get payed to type when im really supposed to get payed ...
Posted by *~A$HLEY~* on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 03:22:00 PST

tax returnes!!!

wahoo! i just sent my tax returnes off and i will recieve them in about 4 weeks!!! I cant decide if i want to put a down payment on a  new car or my new tattoo. either way im going to end up...
Posted by *~A$HLEY~* on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 12:03:00 PST

paydays...

I love to get payed but it sucks ass!!! I want to spend all of my money after I pay bills, then im broke... damb!!! lifes a bitch!! I need a better job that pays more money for less work or even ...
Posted by *~A$HLEY~* on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 09:27:00 PST