Grampa - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I live in a mansion in LA with my pain in the ass daughter, idiot son-in-law, and their freak of a son. Oh, and our free-loading niece has been staying with us for years and won't go away! I've been around for so many thousands of years that I've lost count now. I'm getting bored.

My Interests

Sleeping and eating.

I'd like to meet:

A nice gal who doesn't mind biting and coffins.

Music:

Anything but gospel and church hymns.

Movies:

Nosferatu, Dracula, Frankenstein, Dr. Blood's Coffin and Freddy vs. Jason. Would somebody please kill that Michael Myers...I hate that guy!

Television:

All the good stuff in on late at night when I'm out, so I don't watch much TV. Sometimes I catch Jerry Springer before I go to sleep in the morning.

Books:

I don't read much...books bore me unless they are about blood. MMMMMMM...blood.

Heroes:

The first and only...can you guess?