My name is Ryan... my entire real name is unimportant. One of my many aliases, however, is Commander Cuntwhorefecalvagina.. I have a few other names I've used, but as for what they are that shall remain private except for the select few.
I live in La Mesa, and graduated from Mount Carmel High School.
I'm the bastard behind the gore/porn-death/grind project/band CHAINSAW MASTURBATION, the band SAVAGE KILLINGS***, the technical death metal project COLONOSCOPY MALPRACTICE*, the noise (sort-of) project MIDGET CRACK WHORE MUTILATION*, the bassist/(2nd) vocalist of the new incarnation of TOTALLY FUCKING DEAD** called X ENGORGE YOUR LOCAL DRUG DEALER X**, the bassist for the horror punk/thrash band CAPTAIN CARNAGE AND THE ZOMBIE RAPE CREW**, the (supposed) bassist/vocalist for the industrial/death/grind band FECES FILLED SKULL**, ANATOMICAL TERRORISM, guitarist/backing vocals for VIOLATER, guitarist for F.A.S (FETAL ALCOHOL SYNDROME) and vocalist for the Santee death/thrash band KORRUPTOR*.
* These bands are no more.
** These bands didn't really go anywhere. (Victor..)
*** These bands were for awhile no more but are back again.
I play bass, guitar and do vocals. I like brutal death metal, goregrind, porngrind, thrash metal and combinations of those. I have been listening to death/grind for over 4 years. I have little to no tolerance for people who don't see the sense of humor in life, no matter how deranged it may seem.
I like smoking cigars. I also smoke cigarettes and drink beer. If you have a problem with any of those and want to harass me about how I choose to live my life, fuck you. Life is too short to follow "morality".
Favorite cigar: Romeo Y Julieta Reserva Real (Churchill)
I have essentially no social life. Partially because I have few friends, and partially... well... choice?
When I AM friendly, I often take shots at people when the opportunity presents itself. Don't take it personal: I mean it in a friendly way. I have acted that way with all the people I've considered friends throughout the years.
If you want to make friends quickly with me than smoke some cigars with me. And I don't mean that Black & Mild crap... I mean Cohiba's, Rocky Patel's, etc.
As emotions go, I can control mine pretty well in general. If I seem cold or distant it's because I do not know you enough to let my barriers down. If you want to get to know me, talk to me.. or as I stated above, smoke some cigars with me, listen to some death/grind/thrash with me.
Also, if anyone[or any band] needs a bassist, guitarist or vocalist for anything, I'm am willing.. for recordings, live, etc. Or also if someone wants to start a project, band or some shit like that.
http://chnswdvagcarnage.mysite.mindviz.com/poetry.html
http://www.myspace.com/chainsawmasturbation ;
http://www.myspace.com/savagekillings ;
http://www.myspace.com/colonoscopymalpractice ;
http://www.myspace.com/midgetcrackwhoremutilation ;
http://www.myspace.com/xeylddx ;
http://www.mys.../captaincarnageandthezombierapecrew ;
http://www.myspace.com/fecesfilledskull ;
http://www.myspace.com/anatomicalterrorism ;
http://www.myspace.com/violatermusic ;
http://www.myspace.com/korruptorsantee ;
http://chainsawmsbtn.music.mindviz.com/ ;
AIM screen name: MyFingerIsBrown ;
mIRC channel: irc://irc.p2p-network.net:6667/kerrazy-torrents (not on as often as I'd like to be)
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=551471278
