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Morgan

Anybody over sixteen without an ulcer's a goddamn spy.

About Me

hip theatre lady with cat(S!). justin's lady. waging war on 'LOL'. rug cutter. a mover and a shaker. smiler. winker. whistler. lick my fingers to turn pages. polite new yorker. nail biter. one sick bitch...Eat my Will Shortz.

My Interests

ANYTHING with my man, climbing two ladders at once (hiking them perhaps), waking up on time (as futile as it may seem), making it happen, billiards, Brooklyn (NY), NY (NY)[the town so nice they had to name it twice], strong coffee, nytimes crossword, wine, occasions on which to smoke cigars, fortune & glory, smart water, california, new york, chicago, london, vermont, some other places, office supplies, spazzes, freaks, moderation, great chocolate, superstition, dark quiet & empty theatres, bright loud & full theatres, suprises, costume lofts, dressing rooms, climbing into tech booths in a skirt & heels, old theatres, zooey, oscar and mary (she's new!)lovin'...you know.

I'd like to meet:

Brian Lehrer
the moderation fairy
Hank Azaria
John Doyle
Catharine O'Hara
Orson Welles
Kate Hepburn
Danny Stiles
Meryl Streep (I hear she's a hip, hip lady.)
Bob Fosse
Stephen Sondheim
Tom Robbins
Thom Yorke
Edward Albee
Gary Oldman
Lucille Ball
the money tree cultivator.
George Clooney
Collaborators
suprises (completely rectified as of late)
Barack Obama
Ann Coulter - so I can kick her fucking teeth in,
your dick in a box
Spring.

Music:

WNYC am 820
anything that doesn't suck. and some stuff that does.

Movies:

the bad and the beautiful

Television:

I Love Lucy, Six Feet Under, South Park, Law and Order(SVU and original, but really any detective show that doesn't have too many crazy zoomy shots and makes me inexplicably want to knit and drink wine), Days of Our Lives, reruns of: Frasier, Seinfeld, Friends (yeas...), Sex and the City, Antiques Roadshow, Grey's Anatomy, PBS Saturday Late night movie, The Young Ones, ER theater, Frontline, American Experience, American Masters, PBS Sunday cooking shows, PBS Saturday Night, Jeopardy, The Simpsons, Family Guy, LOST...I'm anywhere from 7-92 years old, apparently. AND don't have cable.

Books:

Robbins, Salinger, Theatre reviews, The Times, plays, Albee, Shaffer, biographies, The New Yorker, Harper's, US Weekly,perez hilton.com

Heroes:

Zooey & Oscar. Because I could never share: a backseat(for 15 hours), a shitbox and food with someone I have just met three days prior and am now forced to live with.

My Blog

Yeah, I did it.

http://wranglingtheater.blogspot.com/ yep.
Posted by Morgan on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 05:19:00 PST

The most effective story...

We Call Her Benny Written by: Suzanne Bachner Directed by: Suzanne Bachner Presented by: JMTC at the FRIGID New York nytheatre.com review Anthony Nelson ยท March 7, 2007 Suzanne Bachner's We Call H...
Posted by Morgan on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 07:14:00 PST

UNITED STAGES Interview

So if anyone has any advice as to how to include the pics, let me know. They are great. Enjoy...   THE COOLEST SHOW ON EARTH! February 23, 2007..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft...
Posted by Morgan on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 07:09:00 PST

The Future of Theatre

..> We Call Her Benny  No "&and the Jets" jokes, pleaseBack to the Article by Duncan Pflaster   I can best liken We Call Her Benny, the new play written and directed by Suzanne Bachner, t...
Posted by Morgan on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 11:18:00 PST

Room for Cream

When you order a cup of coffee at a cafe, and there isn't a satisfactory amount of room for cream, I think you should just tip it into the garbage. Liquid goes well in trash bags. I mean, you're about...
Posted by Morgan on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 09:35:00 PST

At least I got him for a moment.

Most people wouldn't post a bad review...I think we all know I'm not most people. Dumbya's Rapture CAST Geoff Barnes, Chris Behan, Christopher Cole, Eric Diamond, Maryam Fatima, Charles J. Roby, Fr...
Posted by Morgan on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 01:06:00 PST