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My Secret Agent Lover Man

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm a graphic designer workin at the library. Like to drink beer with friends, eat food that will make me fat, listen to music in my car, go to shows and get sweaty, read books that make me want to enjoy life more.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who are not stupid! I deal with stupid people enough as it is.

Music:

Yeah Yeah Yeahs, the Strokes, Modest Mouse, David Bowie, the Distillers, Garbage, Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins, Tricky, Tori Amos, Bjork, Butter 08, Janis Joplin, Thursday, Cyndi Lauper, Aimee Mann, Portishead, Radiohead, the White Stripes, Me First and the Gimmee Gimmes, Tool, Jimi Hendrix, Saves the Day, the Avalanches, Beastie Boys, Dj Rap, H.I.M, Crystal Method, Death Cab for Cutie/Postal Service, Hole, Blur, Depeche Mode, Mindless Self Indulgence, Ssion, the Donnas, Sneaker Pimps, Gorillaz, Wolfsheim, Blondie, the Ramones, New Order, Hot Hot Heat, the Cure, the Flaming Lips, Weezer, Ash, Nine Inch Nails, Cibo Matto, the Moldy Peaches, Billie Holiday, Interpol, Johnny Cash, Kruder & Dorfmeister, R.E.M,

Movies:

Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Igby Goes Down, Donnie Darko, Royal Tenenbaums, Edward Scissorhands, Office Space, Moulin Rouge, 28 Days Later, SLC Punk, The Color Purple, Fifth Element, Pulp Fiction, Once Upon A Time In Mexico, The Professional, Fried Green Tomatos, Sunshine, Little Miss Sunshine, Into The Wild

Television:

PBS muthafucker!!!

Books:

Dangerous angels : the Weetzie Bat books, I was a teenage fairy, Boy Meets Boy, Where the Wild Things Are, Harold and the Purple Crayon, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Born Confused, Middlesex, Catcher in the Rye, American Psycho, Life of Pi, Geography Club, The Order Of The Poison Oak, Sex Kittens and Horn Dawgs fall in love, How I paid for college: a novel of sex, theft, friendship & musical theater, Bleachy-Haired Honky Bitch: Tales from a Bad Neighborhood, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

My Blog

jury duty

i know jury duty is an important civic duty and all but it still sucks ass! i wasted three days in the courthouse basement and never even got put on a jury. wtf is up with that?
Posted by My Secret Agent Lover Man on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I can believe...

I can believe things that are true and I can believe things that arent true and I can believe things where nobody knows if theyre true or not. I can believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny and ...
Posted by My Secret Agent Lover Man on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

stupid drivers

slow people should stay out of the passing lane and old women should be more like race car drivers. driving to school would be easier if i drove a tank!
Posted by My Secret Agent Lover Man on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

blah school stuff

it's monday and i'm at school as usual. we got a new project in my practicum class the guy we're doing it for had zero personality. i think the project it self will be cool but i've already got a shit...
Posted by My Secret Agent Lover Man on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hangovers suck!

i love beer but beer doesn't love me. to much beer and not enough sleep equals headache that won't go away! i can't wait till work is over and i can take a nap and then go drink some more.
Posted by My Secret Agent Lover Man on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST