Pippa Evans - ProfilesArchive

About Me

My name is Pippa and I live in London. I grew up here. Most people think I am Polish or German, but that is because I have fair features and can't stick to one accent at a time. I do Stand Up and Character comedy and lots of Improvisation and generally run around having a great time. You should do that too! I enjoy smiling and baking and writing stuff down and trying to go online despite being on TALK TALK the worst internet provider ever made by the IT department of the Internet. Stoopid TALK TALK. If you are ever in Stockwell, call me and I will invite you to eat cake with me xxx

My Interests

Smiling, Baking, writing stuff down on paper with a pen not on a computer yuck. Watching the world go by. GIN. Red Bull. Green and Blacks milk chocolate. my duvet.

I'd like to meet:

People called Pippa mainly. Also nice people wot smell nice and have good teeth. And Will Ferrell. And Julie Andrews. And Dr Karl, obviously. And Michael Palin but I met him once and he was scared with how much i loved him.

Music:

Dan Bern, Folk, Country and Western. James Taylor is good for my soul, as are the Dixie Chicks. I think Fairport Convention are very superdooper. I have been listening to old mix tapes made by boyfriends as well. They amuse me greatly. Oh the memories!

Movies:

Anchorman!!! "What's that, Baxter? You ate a whole wheel of cheese? I'm not even angry. I'm impressed!" HA! If you ever meet me I promise that phrase will come out of my mouth. Ghostbusters 1 & 2. The Wedding Singer. Back to the Future (all parts). I like happy films. I don't like guns or blood.

Television:

I've given up until i can think of a reason I should sit on my ass for even more hours of the day.

Books:

"You're a Bad Man, Mr Gum" by Andy Stanton "Dr Feggs Nasty book for Boys and Girls" by Michael Palin and Terry Jones, "Girlfriend Annual 1965" "The People's Friend Annual" from so long ago there is an advert for Robinsons Jam wiv the bad things we ain't supposed to talk about

Heroes:

Victoria Wood, The Big Yin, Ringo Starr, John Cleese and Michael Palin. Will Ferrell and my dad. he fell of a boat once. Go to www.brentfordcruisingclub.org for photographic evidence.

My Blog

My liver hurts

You'd think that stopping drinking would be celebrated by your vital organs. However, it seems mine just want to stick pins in my eyes and make me sweat.I am not sure it is the lack of alcohol, so muc...
Posted by Pippa Evans on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 05:58:00 PST

Something is stuck in my throat

I was hoping it would be a song or something, but I think it is a piece of glass.I have eaten the following (over the past three days - i am not a little piggy) to try and dislodge it:chilli, tea, Dav...
Posted by Pippa Evans on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 09:06:00 PST

Why is being hungover not fun anymore?

It feels like someone else is inside my hands.I hurt to see the screenI had a cold shower and moisturised and drank pepsi max.Now I think I will hide with some sleepI always forget that it will end...
Posted by Pippa Evans on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 03:45:00 PST

Sleeping

So sleeping, it has been proven to me, is much more difficult when there are 3 blocks of flats being built around you. I don't mean specifically, me. That would pose many a health and safety problem. ...
Posted by Pippa Evans on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 08:27:00 PST

Dan Bern comes to town

Listen up, peeps!Dan Bern, one of my favourite most people of the music variety is in London for one night only on March 6th at The Borderline, Soho. You guys gotta come - he is awesome - like Bob Dyl...
Posted by Pippa Evans on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:46:00 PST

Look at me!!!

Blink and you'll miss me, but look at me in Anna Krantz's new video at www.chromeproductions.co.uk.What fun, eh!
Posted by Pippa Evans on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 02:22:00 PST

Pippa Collection

Hello Chaps.I have been collecting Pippas. I have about 16 but I want more. Yes - Pippas are uniting across the world! Yes we are. Soon we will be the only people.Take note - watch your local Pippa....
Posted by Pippa Evans on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 04:43:00 PST

Ten Hilarious Things to say to a Sandwich Board Girl

For those of you unaware of my recent vocational drive, I am currently working every Friday in Hammersmith at the King's Mall promoting the Post Office. I wear a Sandwich Board which reads "Foreign Cu...
Posted by Pippa Evans on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 02:46:00 PST

Eating Out of Date Chocolate

I found a bag of Cadbury's Roses and all the cocoa butter has gone to the top and they taste a bit yuck. But they look pretty in a bowl. It's a bit like Pringles or Pistachios, only without the tasty ...
Posted by Pippa Evans on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 01:30:00 PST

The kindness of Canadians

Well, I was sat at The Wheatsheaf, Rathbone Place, wasting away some time before an Impro gig, when I was invited to sit with three Canadians and a brit, who turned out to be Gold Miners (although one...
Posted by Pippa Evans on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 03:34:00 PST