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Retta

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About Me

There's not really that much to tell about myself but here are some of the things that some people find important to know: I like getting to know people, playing spades in my spare time, trying new things, talking on the phone, spending time with family, friends, and cuddling with my special someone(whenever I find him). I'm a 5'7", 260lbs evenly spread,light skinned blk woman, with pretty brown hair & eyes, pretty feet w/9 ear piercings, 3 tats, 1 tongue ring & a nose ring. I'm a single working mom who loves spending time with her children, friends & fam, and that special someone(IF I ever find him!!!). I am only lookin' for friends online so, don't expect much from me, PLZ!! I am a BBW (BIG BEAUTIFULL WOMAN), I say what I think, if U can't hang, then don't bother!!!
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Ingredients:
3 parts mercy
1 part arrogance
1 part beauty
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Serve with a slice of lovability and a pinch of salt. Yum!
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Outgoing


69%

Fun


69%

Nice


56%

Immature


44%

Shy


31%

Dramatic


19%

mean


0%
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How Hot Are You?

MY RESULT: Uncomfortably Hot


90 degrees and humid. Um, in a sexy way.
Hanging out with you is like spending a day at the beach – it’s fun, exciting and inviting, and there’s bound to be some good views. Plus, you’re a crowd favorite – there’s a ton of people who like you and want to be with you. (If you haven’t found all those people yet, be patient – they’re out there.)
Keep it up! With your great attitude and total hotness, you’re bound to keep ‘em coming back.

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{Nosey Shit}
State ya name: Retta
Tag'd:
How many shots?: never been shot(knock on wood!)
First Breath: its morning already?
Posted at:
Holdin weight: 267lbs & proud of it!!
Where u rest at?: the "D"
Sign: Slippery When Wet(lol)
Who got u Cuffed?: i did the shit to myself
Got any piercings?: 11
Tattoos?: 3
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: reddish brown
Shoe size: 9
Best Physical feature: my smile
{Random Shit}
Favorite Color: dont have one
What u got on right now?: sweats
Favorite pair of sneakers: new ones
Who's ya BEST FRIEND(S)?: my cuz
Chicken or Beef?: both(im greedy like that)
Pepsi or Kool-Aid?: Hey,Koool-Aaaide!
Air Forces or Jordans?: gimme two pair, i need two pair.........
{The Opposite Sex Shit}
Skin tone: sexy chocolate
Nationality:
Eye Color: any
Long hair/Short hair: either
Virgin/No Virgin: no, i dont like to school 'em
Freak/No Freak: FREAK!!!
Tall/Short: tall(at least eye level wit a bitch!)
Fat/Thick/Skinny: slim goody but i like muscles too
{S-E-X'N Shit}
Are you a freak?: why?
Head/Penetration: u gotta lick b4 u stick it
Favorite Position: doggy
Do you watch porn?: i will
You go down?: u first, and i'll consider it
{Turns off}
1. idiots
2. people who brag on what they have
3. bad smells
{Turn ons}
1. bowlegged men
2. dark skin
3. pretty smile
{Ending}
Final Thought: Love it or leave it, it doesnt make me a damned difference!!
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What Kind of Girlfriend Are You?

MY RESULT: Dream Girl


You’ve got it all – affection, a cool head, a positive attitude, and all that other stuff that guys want their girlfriends to have.
You’re light-hearted, fun, romantic and not too sleazy – a great combination. When you start a relationship, there’s a good chance the guy will totally fall for you, whether he intended to or not. Keep up the great attitude and you’re sure to be a heartbreaker. (Please just try to be gentle.)

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What's Your Sex Personality?Your ResultsWild & Crazy WomanCongratulations -- you are an uninhibited divinity of doin' it, and the man in your life is oh-so-lucky to have you! You're a tigress who loves to bust out daring lingerie, erotic accoutrements, and inventive suggestions. You're more than likely to be the one to make the first move. And when the time comes for satisfaction, you know what to do and how to get there, with or without male assistance. So what do you do with your wealth of knowledge? Share it -- with your girlfriends. There's another tack you might want to take: seeing if your guy might want to be the aggressor once in a while. Variety is the spice of life, you know. If you give him space to take the lead, you never know. He might come up with something you actually haven't thought of!I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!
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What does your birth month reveal about you?


August
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless.Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride of oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends .
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Name: Retta
Age: 33
Sex: On the regular(lol)
Birthday: 8/14/73
Birthplace: Detroit
Current Location: Detroit
School: Kettering H.S.
Height: 5' 7"
Shoe Size: 9(women's)
Eye Color: Pretty brown
Hair Color: Dark brown
Skin Type: Butterscotch
Single?: Not anymore
Do you Smoke?: Not any more
Do you do Drugs?: Nah
Do you Drink?: Socially
How many pairs of shoes do you own?: Not many
MCDonalds or Burger King?: Micky D's
Pepsi or Coke?: Neither
Favorite Sport?: Basketball
Do you Sing?: Only if you not listening(lol)
Chocolate or Vanilla?: CHOCOLATE!!!!!
Do you shower daily?: Hell yes!
Do you want to get married?: Someday
Do you want to have kids?: Already have 3
Do you get sea sick?: Haven't been on a cruise
Do you believe in yourself?: If I don't, then who will?
Do you like thunderstorms?: They're ok, I guess
Are you a health freak?: No
Do you get along with your parents?: They're not with me anymore
Do you play an instrument?: No
Number of Tattoos: 3 & counting
Number of Piercings: 11
Number of CDs I own: 20
Style: whatever's comfortable
Pets: No, but like cats & dogs
Number of Siblings: 1
What would you like to get pierced?: Nothing else
Have you ever stolen from a store?: Now, why should I tell you that?
Have you ever been kicked out of a store?: No
Have you ever stolen from your friends?: Hell No!!!
Have you ever beat someone up?: Yeah, once when I was little
Have you ever cheated on your boyfriend?: I try not to
Have you ever turned down a dare?: I don't do dares.
Have you ever kissed a boy?: I have 3 kids, what do you think?.... DUH!!
Ever owned a stuffed animal?: Yeah
What grade are you in?: Got my G.E.D, get at me!!!
Right or Left Handed?: Right
Have you ever broken any bones?: Never(knock on wood!)
Have you ever been stabbed/shot?: Never(knock on wood!)(lol)
Have you ever stayed up all night?: Plenty of times
Do you think your attractive?: Come on, MAN!!!
Who is your funniest friend?: My nigga, Anthony
Prettiest Friend?: My cousin, Tina
Weirdest Friend?: I try not to know weird people
Do you work?: Monday thru Friday
Do you get good grades in school?: You know it!!!
Number of Past Regrets: I don't even want to TALK about it!!!
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Imaginative, erotic, passionate

You prefer to have one partner and to try everything with them. You have an enormous sexual appetite, and you often create sexy scenarios to play out with your significant other.

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What's Your Secret Talent?

MY RESULT: Reading People's Minds


Bet you already knew that, right?

There’s not really any point in explaining any more of this to you, since you probably already know what we’d say. But if you’re one of those non-believers, who’s still not even sure you have ESP, we recommend you open your mind and start exploring your new-found talent. Great places to start: phone conversations with your crush, final exam week, and, of course, “Jeopardy.”

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What type of kisser are you?


Romantic kisser
This kind of kisser will be a good husband or wife.
You Are a White Rose
You represent youthfulness and purity.

Your vibe: Sweet and heavenly

Falling in love with you: is like falling in love for the first time What Color Rose Are You?

Music:

Alicia Keys - Diary

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I am what most people call eclectic, I like all types of music (as you can see from my video choices)Your Theme Song:

"Light My Fire" - The Doors

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When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.

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WHO YOU RIDE WIT?
G'UNIT OR G-UNOT? G-G-G-G-G-G Unit!!
EASTCOAST OR WESTCOAST? West
TUPAC OR BIGGIE? Tupac
THE GAME OR 50 CENT? Game
JAY-Z OR CAMERON? Young HOV
P. DIDDY OR SUGE KNIGHT? Diddy
FAT JOE OR TONY YAYO? Neither
T.I. OR LIL' FLIP? T.I.
EAZY E OR DR. DRE? Dre
WESTSIDE CONNECTION OR CYPRESS HILL? W C
LIL KIM OR FOXY BROWN? Foxy
DEATH ROW OR BAD BOY? Baaaaad Boooooys
NAS OR JAY Z? Jay all day
BRITTANY OR CHRISTINA? Christina
TUPAC OR NAS? 2pac
TUPAC OR JAY-Z? Both
OUTLAWS OR JR MAFIA? Neither
GANGSTA RAP OR HIP HOP? Hip Hop
R&B OR OLDIES? R&B
LL COOL J OR CANNIBUS? Ladies Love Cool James,isnt cannibus another name for weed?(j/k)lol
CHRIS ROCK OR DAVE CHAPPEL? "I'm Rick James, Bitch!!"
KURUPT OR DMX? X
EMINEM OR PAUL WALL? Em
D4L OR FRANCHISE BOYZ? "Lean wit it, rock wit it"
LIL JON OR FLAVOR FLAVE? Flavor Flaaaaav
OLD SCHOOL OR NEW SCHOOL? A lil bit of both
PRETTY BOYS OR GANGSTAS? Gangsta, I need a Thug in my life
CASH MONEY MILLIONAIRES OR NO LIMIT? Cash Money
KANYE OR BUSH? Kanye

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Movies:

The Color Purple, The Green Mile, Bad Boys 1 & 2, I-Robot, The American Pie Trilogy, The Matrix Trilogy, Blade Trilogy, Spiderman 1 & 2, Low Down Dirty Shame(that's the shit right there!), Jason's Lyric, Set It Off, The Hot Chick, Monster, Mission Impossible 1 & 2, Oh Brother(Where Art Thou?), Brother Bear, The Sound Of Music, Mary Poppins, All the Tyler Perry Plays, Coach Carter, Roll Bounce, Belly, The Friday Trilogy, All About The Benjimans, The Fourty Year Old Virgin, Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgandy, Bewitched, The Addams Family 1 & 2, Crash(the one with Thandie Newton), Dragonfly, Brokeback Mountain.........Y'all know what?...there are just too damned many to sit here and name them all!!!!!!!!!!

Television:

I watch too many DVD's to be bothered with T.V., but when I DO watch T.V: CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Days Of Our Lives, As The World Turns, The UPN sitcoms & The CBS sitcoms

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Which Sexy Are You?

MY RESULT: Cool Sexy


You keep it real smooth, all James Bond-style. The suave, international hotties will love you.

You’re sophisticated, mature, and you’ve got fairly expensive tastes. (And your personal hygiene? Outstanding.) Just be careful not to get too carried away. Big, bold romantic gestures are sexy and all, but there’s something to be said for sharing a laugh or dancing in the rain. (As long as you’re not wearing any suede.)

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Books:

I only read the "Harry Potter" books ( I can't wait for the next one!!), Stephen King, Dean Koontz, John Saul & The Enquirer (enquiring minds wanna KNOW!)
Three Things
Three things that scare me:
1 Being on Mack Avenue after dark
2 My children dying before me(knock on wood!)
3 Dying before my children are grown(knock on wood!)
Three people who make me laugh:
1 Nick Cannon
2 Katt Williams
3 My Dawg Anthony (crazy ass nigga, lol!)
Three Things I love:
1 My Children
2 My Family
3 My Money
Three Things I hate:
1 Back Stabbers
2 Haters
3 Cheaters
Three things I don't understand:
1 Poverty
2 Hunger
3 Racism
Three things on my desk:
1 My Cell
2 My Message Holder
3 My Computer
Three things I'm doing right now:
1 Web Surfing
2 Chatting Online
3 Being Bored (not really, just filling in a space, lol)
Three things I want to do before I die:
1 Travel The World
2 Make A Million (that's right, cold hard cash!!)
3 See My Great-Grand Children ( I love the babies)
Three things I can do:
1 Work
2 Have Sex
3 Be Me
Three ways to describe my personality:
1 Cool As Hell!!!
2 Funny (I can make almost ANYBODY laugh!)
3 Mean (but only if you're mean to me)
Three things I can't do:
1 Be On The Outside Looking In(what can I say?, I'm nosy, lol)
2 Be Aggresive Towards Anybody (unless I have to be)
3 Be Anybody Other Than Me
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The eSPIN Personality Test

MY RESULT: Human Coffee Bean


Just like a normal coffee bean, you're pure energy (but unlike one of them, you're not so bitter).
You've got a pretty good attitude about things - you're kind, and a good friend - but sometimes you're so revved up that you don't know what to do with yourself. So you burn it off with fun and parties and having a good time. Which is a big part of why people are drawn to you - you've got great energy surrounding you.
Just don't forget about all the great things that happen in the quiet moments. You know - when you finally stop running around and take a nice look around you. Sometimes low-energy is just as thrilling as high-energy. You know what we mean?

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Heroes:

My Parents, all our Armed Forces, Philanthropists & Humanitarians
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You scored as Mya. Woohu!! Youre a Mya!! You believe that happiness doesnt have to come at a cost. You always try your hardest at everything you do and you would even risk your life to make your family happy. You go girl!!

Joan


50%

Mya


50%

Lynn


38%

Toni


25%
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A Joke I Heard Just Today......

The following is a joke I heard at work today: A condom and a pad were talking when the condom said, " fuck you, you come and interrupt my business for about a week straight!" The pad replied, "That m...
Posted by Retta on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 10:33:00 PST

Friends W/Benefits

There's at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you or sleep with you.So lets play friends w/ benefits ;)The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posts this send them a ...
Posted by Retta on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 04:57:00 PST

Just What Does It Mean To "Blog"?

I am not sure about the rest of you, but I don't really even know what the hell "blog" means. If anybody out there has a clue, PLEASE............ fill a sista in why don't you?!(lol) ...
Posted by Retta on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 11:42:00 PST