I am the first born son of an immigrant. A gentlemen from the outskirts of Beirut, Lebanon (I'm actually 100% Armenian though). I often take short walks, and spew out random nonsense until I realize "Oh crap! I can't believe I just said that out loud and now I cant take it back". I enjoy pencil sharpening and critiquing bad drivers (of which there is an over abundant supply of in upstate NY from Albany to Buffalo). I enjoy talking about traveling and convincing people that I will one day do so to various destinations across the globe and never following through on them and then later laughing about it because I've tricked them into believing me and they don't know it. Well... that is until they have read this (if indeed they do. Suckas!!!) I love run on sentences because they leave the readers mind numb and that makes me feel more powerful than when I squash ants for crossing me. No one crosses me and lives; tell yer friends. My dreams of becoming a fourth generation bull fighter were crushed by the previous three generations who had no desire to fight bulls let alone befriend or eat them. If you like horseback riding that's cool but c'mon man that craps' not for me, OK? And I wish those of you who do it would quit hassling me about it; I will do it when I feel the time is right. I have a fear of tightrope walkers cause when I was younger I watched one pummel a kangaroo and headlock a chicken and trauma has been my companion ever since. If yer a guy I don't really care to get to know you; please believe that. If yer a girl I hope your not a gold digger, if you are I just ask that you would put the shovel away for the time that you are here.Thats good enough for now I have to think about myself more and change this nonsense.
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