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The Sergeant

Come up to meet you, tell you I'm sorryYou don't know how lovely you are.I had to find you, tell you

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1ST STOP & QUITE IMPOTENT OOPS! I MEAN IMPORTANTPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CAN ANYONE NOT BE OFENDED BY MY BACKGROUNDS! I'M QUITE NEW TO THIS AND REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THE "PIMP MY PROFILE" WHATSISNAME THINGYMAJIG OK?THERE'S LOADS TO CHOOSE FROM AND IVE HAD A FEW SEXY ONES UP HERE! THAT DOESN'T IN ANY WAY MEAN I DISRESPECT WOMEN IT JUST MEANS THAT I LOVE THOSE KINDA GLAMOROUS PICS SO PLEASE WILL ANYONE NOT TAKE ANY KIND OF OFFENCE TO THEM? THEY'RE IN REALLY GOOD TASTE AND THERE'S NO BITS HANGING OUT AND EVEN BETTER NOTHING GOING IN!WHEN I SEE THESE PICS I'M NOT SAYING THAT I THINK THEY ARE NOT SEXY BECASUE THEY ARE, I LOOK AT THEM & I THINK "I WISH THAT IF I HAD A GIRLFRIEND SHE COULD LOOK AT ME THE SAME WAY I LOOK AT THOSE PICS & THINK "LOVELY BODY, GLAD I MET HIM" IT WOULD BE GREAT KNOWING THAT I COULD GIVE SOMEONE THAT I'M WITH THE SAME KIND OF ADULATION, I WOULD E A VERY HAPPY MAN. DOES ALL THIS MAKE SENSE?AND ANYWAY I HAVE ENOUGH OF YOU WOMEN OGLING MY PICS SO I DON'T EVEN BLOODY KNOW WHAT I'M BLOODY WRITING THIS FOR LOL!!
..Before I do or say anything, can I just point out that the pictures I have up on here do not mean that I'm in love with myself, in fact, QUITE THE OPPOSITE I just thought that they would attract the most attention putting them on a site like this, I had the majority of them done quite recently & thought now is a good time to put them to good use!And by the way I really do appreciate it if someone sees my profile and want to have me as a mate but can you just not add me? can you at least send a message 1st just to say "Hi" or something, i've deleted quite a few "friends" on this who have no communication at all wth me! also anyone who just does add me hasn't even bothered to look at my profile so there!! it is nice getting to know people so wadya waiting for!!My Name is Eddie, I was born in Newcastle and I've been living in London for the past 20 or so years, some say I still got the accent, some just tell me to shut the **** up! Either way i listen.Used to be a Male Stripper hence the name "Sergeant Sex" had a good few years doing it & met some very interesting people along the way, to be honest it's realy hard to get out of the game, doing my very best at the moment. I'll soon be joining the ranks of the Doorman though, just waiting for my badge to arrive & i'll be there.I'm not Rich or successful or Handsome, I got a great set of teeth though & a personality to match! I also have Tattoo's which are pretty blatant, I think they give someone Character, I love Tattoo's, but obviously too much of anything isn't good is it?--------------------------------------------------------- --

My Interests

Well I like going to the Gym I'm not a Gym Meathead though,I used to really wanna be huge & massive ,massive neck massive back massive everything but unfortunately I didnt/dont have the genetics, I do like the sculptured athletic look though, Guy's answer me this , you know when your walking down the Street (Single Guy's that is by the way ) and you see a Woman and she isn't all that good looking but boy has she a Body you think "yes" well that's what I'd like members of the oposite sex to think of me good looking i'm not Chiselled featured face I haven't got but...................I think some of my physiques ok.I love reading meaningful profound sayings like this, always got them on my facebook or MSN!Now you must admit everyone Nena is a Phenomenen she's Beautiful, she's intelligent & Gorgeously Sculptured I was lucky enough to meet her last year& was sooooo surprised when I interested her!)little old me!I do love high heels that defy Gravity & Oh they make your legs look sooooooooo much slender every woman should have at least 200 pairs!And not forgetting little tops & sexy Underwear!!lovely hair & a great setting!! And of course High Heels!!!!!I adore long straight hair on Black Women........And erm...........I just love eating italian lol!How's this for perfection!! Blonde is definitely Beautiful!When I see pics like this I don't think you sexy sexy female I think "Hard Work, Determination, Inspirational, Rewarding & Beautiful thanks again Nena x xNena! you are sooooooooooooo the Marilyn Monroe of Today!, this is my favourite pic of herAnd Nena's Hair alwyas always Looks Fab!!!! along with everything else about her, it's not just the Body! it's the other little things I like about a Girlie Girl! Hair, Eyebrows, Make Up, Nails x xLove white teeth & a Happy SmileI like body piercings & original styles! "She who dares wins"I love Mini Skirts, Matching Handbags & Girlie Girls! & what Bloke doesn't?????And Women with bright vibrant designed tatooss!!Love people who take care of their bodies & people who appreicate other people who do. But you know, you don't have to be the fittest person in the world to be my friend, you don't have to be ultra ultra beautiful because I'm certainly not! I guess I just like a Girlie Girl!I love people who see other people not just for there colour of Skin but for what's inside their hearts, I love an inter racial couple or family walking hand in hand down the Street not caring what other people thinkDid I mention that Fishnet Tights...............And a Sexy thong to me were the best things Man ever created! Ever!!

I'd like to meet:

I would of loved to of met Jo Strummer from "The Clash" I would of spent all day with that Man asking to Explain to me the thoughts and means about every song that Him & Mick Jones wrote, also Richard Jobson from that Scottish Punk Band "The Skids" Tupac also sometimes when I listen to his Lyrics I cannot believe how these thoughts would of just entered his Head Like that God rest in Peace all of you...I like someone who is confident, secure in they're looks and Body, I'm not too much into Jealousy, after a certain age it gets a bit childish doesn't it? I like affection but only if I'm in an affectionate relationship.Physically I like Woman all Shapes & Sizes Colours & Creeds, but what gets me really going are High Heels & Black Thongs! (Well the website did say be as descriptive as possible)on, don't ask me where I got this compulsiveness from, I think it may of stemmed from me always looking up the teachers Skirt in my teenage years. Cheers Mrs Heslop from Gosforth High School See what you've turned me into LOL!!!)Anyone who does contact me & I thank those who do and want to chat, then maybe a few pictures to establish who and what (male/female) you say you are. I don't need any shocks. (I've been there before, how embarrassing, One time I went on a date with a Woman who gives it the normal "I have no pics in my computer but i'm quite attractive" She made Dawn French look like one of the Sugababes!! She was about 23 stone & 22 of that was a Black Eye! anyway we ended up back at her Gaff because she didn't live all that far away from me we were watching a bit of TV, she walked past it to get some more Wine Gums & I'm not saying she was Big but I missed 3 Commercials! She's the only Woman in England I know whose so big she jumps up in the air & gets stuck !She told me when she was 27 she was so big she could actually have a 3 some with herself LOL!!!I also like a Big BumNOW IS THIS NOT HOW A BOOTY SHOULD BE? MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! AM I WRONG?????A lot of Women these days always assume that they'rs are too big, when in actual fact, they're just right. Kate Moss, Naomi, Campbell Kiera Knightley Ugh!!! throw them out of Bed now Clare Sweeney, Martine Mcutcheon, Wayne Rooneys missus (Sorry forgot your name) Charlotte Church Bring it on Baby!!! All Woman! Oh by the way I talk too much so I'm going to stop right now!! And one more thing I love a Geordie & a Scouse Accent! Laterzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz One last thing! I never was very good at maths at school and I can't quite get that conversion sorted that converts Centimetres to Feet! So whatever it says I am 5'11" okay! LOL I'd hate to disappoint you x x x It would be good to meet People on here, even if it turned out that all we could be was friends, I could do with some new ones anyway. .......if youd like to chat with me feel free but no pic no chat.i like to know who i'm chatting with beforehand. Last year I got an e mail from someone's Mum telling me to stop pestering her 18 yr old Son! Wanker told me He was a She & that "She" was 25! like I needed all that Bollox in me life lol! No Pic No chat Savvy??And by the way, those Pics of me stomach! that was before Mcdonalds were doing a special offer 3 Big Macs for 2! (Life is never as you'd like it to be is it?)“I don’t flirt I socialise” href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vd3d3LmNyYXp5cHJvZm lsZS5jb20vTXlzcGFjZV9Db21tZW50cy9Db21tZW50cy5hc3A=" target="_blank">

Music:

Bloody Hell on the form they said this would only take 2 minutes to fill in! 50 Cents...Bruce Springsteen...U2...George Michale..NaUgHTY By NaTuRE...Van Morrison..UB40..Kirsty Mcall..The Clash..Reggae......Oasis...Tina Turner....Queen.......Staus Quo......Andrew Lloyd Webber..Diana Ross..Michael Jackson................Bon Jovi......Blackstreet>>R.Kelly.........P.I.L has anyone noticed about P.I.L. that the song "Rise" is a sample from "You win again" by the fukin Bee Gees!! How Bizarre! it's blatantly obvious that I like a little bit of everything

Movies:

" Heaven & Earth" Tommy Lee Jones Joan Chen Rude Boy the Clash, Crash, Days Like this with Jack Nicholson, I liked the Van Morrison theme to the whole Movie That film with Morgan Freeman and that fella where they were in Prison and Freeman was narrating it what a tear Jerker!(Shawshank Redemption, thanks Lisa) I cry every time I watch that by myself. Midnight Express, Passion & Pride, my 2 favourite words. Football Factory & everything that Nick Love will ever produce.

Television:

Corrie, Eastenders, City Lights, Deserate Housewives (Brie I think your the best.) Hustle although I'm giving that Ashley Walters a chance, he hasn't got the right edge over the other guy yet! maybe in time though CSI Miami Horatio is the coolest guy on the TV I have ever seen respect to him!

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Heroes:

My Daughter& Also my Daughter's Mother because without one, I wouldn't have the other Juanita if ever you read this Thanks x x Jo Strummer remember him from The Clash? Lead Singer & songwriter with Mick Jones wow!together those 2 were kings God rest you in Peace Jo.Van Morrison 50 Cents Tupac

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Posted by The Sergeant on Sat, 05 May 2007 03:57:00 PST

Oscar Wilde

When a Woman Re-Marries that's because she detests her 1st Husband When a Man Re-Marries that's because he adores his 1st Wife Women try there luck, Men risk there's (Oscar Wilde)
Posted by The Sergeant on Fri, 04 May 2007 01:54:00 PST