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Kung Fu Wizard

The Village Elders told me I'm dope, and I believe em.

About Me

I am a Kung Fu Wizard with rhymes galore. My favorite styles of fighting are the Drunken style and the Monkey style and sometimes the Drunken Monkey style. My own style of fighting has no style, I adapt with every movement. When I fight, a surge of energy glows throughout my body. NASA reports that several of their satellites have identified me during this phenomenon. Scientists have been trying to clone me for years but have been completely unsuccessfull claiming that my DNA has an infinite number of strands that none of their super computers can process. I am responsible for the North Pole changing location. MySpace Generators MySpace Editor MySpace Icons Icons Collage MySpace Blog

My Interests

Music, art, film, martial arts, science, modern technology and beluga whales.

I'd like to meet:

Sade, Amel Lariuex, Stevie Wonder, that girl from "That's So raven" I think her name is Raven, the dude who played Fat Albert who is now on SNL, Mark Wahlberg and the whole cast of "Entourage", The Fresh Prince, Zack Morris, The Pharcyde, and all of the World Leaders.

Music:

The real Hip Hop. Jiggity Jazz. And everything else.

Movies:

Only the good ones.

Heroes:

Mom, Pops, Jesus, Mohammed, Krishna, Buddah, Vishnu, Zeus,JOel Osteen,Tony Tigah, Baramundi, Shift, Shnawzy, Natural the Whiz Kid, Gargamel, and The Drilla.