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Alexander the Adequate

The beard stays, you go!

About Me

Wow, people I don't know are going to see this and judge my character based on something I may spend five minutes and very little thought on. Now, that's alot of pressure. At any rate, I am a person who aspires to "drink deeply from the golden chalice that is life", I am a friendly, tolerant person with a really sharp tongue and a penchant for offending people. I think hate is ugly, and I try to find beauty in the most absurd moments. I feel sorry for people that believe what they are trained to believe, people that are more like sheep. (sheeple?) I spend most of my time in a pretty lonely state, although I do have some of the most amazing friends. I don't like confrontation and I don't think violence solves anything, but I am a HUGE fan of fighting for sport, I love MMA and have an undefeated amatuer record (1-0 bitches!) and train brazilian jui-jitsu as many days a week as I can. I don't have many friends, real or internet, so if you'd like to get to know me better, just ask, I'm cool like that. Well, I'm already bored with this myspace thing, so I'm the fuck outta here.
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My Interests

Playing the guitar, MMA, bjj and submission grappling, reading, adrenaline, sea turtles, pretty girls, physiology of the human body, keeping it real, and calling people "bitches"

I'd like to meet:

Muhammad Ali, Randy Couture, Sigmund Freud, Rush Limbaugh (so I could break his face) James Hetfield, Chuck Palaniuk, and definatly Kazushi Sakuraba....this is kind of stupid, I can't really think of anyone else, in fact, you bastards should all aspire to meet ME.

Music:

ok, here we go... The Dropkick Murphys, Pearl Jam, Meshuggah, The Prodigy, Nirvana, Alice in Chains, The Deftones, Dick Dale and the Dell-Tones(Miserlou, anyone?) Soundgarden, Muse, Porcupine Tree, Ravi Shankar, Social Distortion, pre-90's Metallica, Strapping Young Lad, Devin Townsend, Filter, Portishead, 311, Sublime, The Beastie Boys, The Chemical Brothers, Antonio Vivaldi, Sepultura, Norma Jean, STP, Ice Cube, Dre, Rage Against the Machine, Black Sabbath, Boy Hits Car, The Apex Theory, Silverchair, Temple of the Dog, Johnny Cash, Cyprus Hill...emo and country music fans can seriously shampoo my crotch right before they fuck off for liking sucky music.

Movies:

Pulp fiction, Resevoir Dogs..pretty much any Tarantino flick actually...FIGHT CLUB, Snatch, American Beauty, The Shawshank Redemption, Superman Returns, The United States of Leland, The Crow, any Monty Python movie, Day of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Return of the Living Dead, and especially Shawn of the Dead, The Shining, Sin City, and..Gone With the Wind?

Television:

Seinfeld, Arrested Developement, Kids in the Hall, Mystery Science Theator 3000, Batman: The Animated Series, X-Men the aminated series, Aqua Teen Hunger force, Sealab 2021, Mythbusters and Simpsons seasons 5 through 9 or so.

Books:

Anything by Chuck Palaniuk and Hunter S Thompson, I like Anne Rice, but she's sort of hit-or-miss with me, as is Stephan King.

Heroes:

kazushi sakuraba, randy couture...anyone that has gotten in the cage or ring, my father, who is ten times the man than any of you cretins

My Blog

won my second fight

So yeah, I would have liked to fight again a lot sooner, but I was a bit busier with school than I had anticipated, and for whatever reason, I wanted to do well this semester. But, as soon as it was o...
Posted by Alexander the Adequate on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 08:24:00 PST

the world is a wonderful place

The world is not going to end any time soon, sorry folks. I get so frustrated when I hear so many people talk about this, whether they say it..ll happen via nuclear war, mass famine, AIDS, terrorism, ...
Posted by Alexander the Adequate on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 02:30:00 PST

won my first amatuer MMA fight

So after about a year of hesitation, I finally decided that enough was enough, and that I wanted to fight. I didn't want to become one of these jackasses that I meet all the time that call themselves ...
Posted by Alexander the Adequate on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 09:15:00 PST