Playing the guitar, MMA, bjj and submission grappling, reading, adrenaline, sea turtles, pretty girls, physiology of the human body, keeping it real, and calling people "bitches"
Muhammad Ali, Randy Couture, Sigmund Freud, Rush Limbaugh (so I could break his face) James Hetfield, Chuck Palaniuk, and definatly Kazushi Sakuraba....this is kind of stupid, I can't really think of anyone else, in fact, you bastards should all aspire to meet ME.
ok, here we go... The Dropkick Murphys, Pearl Jam, Meshuggah, The Prodigy, Nirvana, Alice in Chains, The Deftones, Dick Dale and the Dell-Tones(Miserlou, anyone?) Soundgarden, Muse, Porcupine Tree, Ravi Shankar, Social Distortion, pre-90's Metallica, Strapping Young Lad, Devin Townsend, Filter, Portishead, 311, Sublime, The Beastie Boys, The Chemical Brothers, Antonio Vivaldi, Sepultura, Norma Jean, STP, Ice Cube, Dre, Rage Against the Machine, Black Sabbath, Boy Hits Car, The Apex Theory, Silverchair, Temple of the Dog, Johnny Cash, Cyprus Hill...emo and country music fans can seriously shampoo my crotch right before they fuck off for liking sucky music.
Pulp fiction, Resevoir Dogs..pretty much any Tarantino flick actually...FIGHT CLUB, Snatch, American Beauty, The Shawshank Redemption, Superman Returns, The United States of Leland, The Crow, any Monty Python movie, Day of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Return of the Living Dead, and especially Shawn of the Dead, The Shining, Sin City, and..Gone With the Wind?
Seinfeld, Arrested Developement, Kids in the Hall, Mystery Science Theator 3000, Batman: The Animated Series, X-Men the aminated series, Aqua Teen Hunger force, Sealab 2021, Mythbusters and Simpsons seasons 5 through 9 or so.
Anything by Chuck Palaniuk and Hunter S Thompson, I like Anne Rice, but she's sort of hit-or-miss with me, as is Stephan King.
kazushi sakuraba, randy couture...anyone that has gotten in the cage or ring, my father, who is ten times the man than any of you cretins