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Pat McCrackin

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

I like to give opinions on things I don't know about and argue for things I don't actually believe in. I coined the phrase "coined the phrase." I invented windshield wipers. It was my idea to put legs on tables, before that they were just pieces of wood sitting on the floor.

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Post-apocalyptic warriors of the new American frontier.

My Blog

My 100 Favorite Albums Ever

1. The Who - Quadrophenia (superb by any standard) 1973 2. Elvis Presley - Elvis Presley (the first real rock and roll album) 1956 3. The Beatles - Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (influenced al...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 00:49:00 GMT

Sex acts you've never heard of...

Biscuits and gravy, the boston strangler, balancing the checkbook, widening the lense, kissing babies, doggie style (okay, maybe you've heard of that one,) chicken run, the milkshake, catch 22, the di...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 22:52:00 GMT

Smokey, the Bandit, and the triumph of the will.

AHHH Smokey my smokey, if not for your endless pursuit, the green gazes and guilded mazes which urge me toward my beloved Georgia would be none more than black billows against a sea of charity. "We're...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 00:51:00 GMT

KISS versus The Beatles, a critical comparison

Who had the better haircuts? winner: KISS (I think the mop tops speak for themselves.)  Who spat blood and breathed fire better? winner: KISS (Sadly, the Beatles never incorporated pyrotechn...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 00:29:00 GMT

RED DAWN IS THE BEST WAR MOVIE EVER

Holy crap, if the Russians and Cubans ever invade the U.S. I am confident that the local football team will take up arms and defend us. How could a filmmaker get it so right? Those Commie pricks bette...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 02:34:00 GMT