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Tell michael to stop being a little bitch

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About Me

Hi im michael im 18, im a senior at lake travis high school. LT FOOTBALL RULEZZZZ!!!!(being sarcastic) I am a Music buff.(i am pretty universal when it comes to music). I am brutally honest and very Anal and i do tend to hurt peoples feelings quite often but most of the time i dont mean it.IM A SARCASTIC TWAT.... Im really smart but my grades are shit because well i just dont give a damn.if you want to know anything more about me then ask me.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||| 60%
Stability |||||||||||||| 53%
Orderliness |||||||||| 33%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Religious |||||| 23%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||||||| 36%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 70%
Romantic |||||||||||| 50%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||| 56%
Wealth |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Dependency |||||||||||||| 56%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||| 57%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||| 36%
Indie |||||||||||| 46% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

Music,girls,vidoegomes,some sports

I'd like to meet:

Muse (Matt,Dom,Chris), Sacha baron Cohen The CricketSoda Myspace Editor
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Porter.M
Birthday: 10/29/89
Birthplace: H TOWN aka "Houston"
Current Location: austin
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: 6:3
Right Handed or Left Handed: rite
Your Heritage: little bit of everything
The Shoes You Wore Today: Adidas Chiles
Your Weakness: Kryptonite
Your Fears: naked men
Your Perfect Pizza: achovies just achovies
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: complete the bases
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ha just ha
Thoughts First Waking Up: What am i gona do about this Morning Wood
Your Best Physical Feature: my big toe
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger KIng
Single or Group Dates: group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: both
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: frappuccino
Do you Smoke: not cigarettes
Do you Swear: all the fucking time
Do you Sing: all the fucking time
Do you Shower Daily: of course i shower daily
Have you Been in Love: no
Do you want to go to College: yep
Do you want to get Married: one vagina for the rest of my life i dont think so
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes mostly on rainy days
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes mostly on sunny days
Do you think you are Attractive: im fucking gorgeous (that was kinda gay)
Are you a Health Freak: yes big time
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes mostly on rainy days
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah
Do you play an Instrument: recorder
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: what if my parents look at this
In the past month have you Smoked: what if my parents look at this
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i feel like a im being interrogated
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: ye
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: ney
Ever been Drunk: like i said what if my parents look at this
Ever been called a Tease: ohh youre such a tease
Ever been Beaten up: yes by little kids, they travel in packs
Ever Shoplifted: ney
How do you want to Die: remember that scene in goldeneye with xenia
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a man
What country would you most like to Visit: umpa lumpa land
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: brunette or blonde sometimes black
Short or Long Hair: any
Height: taller than 5;6
Weight: 200 to 600 lbs
Best Clothing Style: whatever just not trashy
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1.39900362428123482442528738523528728412831472833515226256
Number of CDs I own: i download
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0 but there is this one on the hea.....
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0

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Music:

Favorite Band is Muse But here is a list of some other bands i like.ARCADE FIREBloc PartyKlaxonsArctic MonkeysRadioheadPulpPlaceboMC CHRISThe LibertinesKasabianThe HivesFatboy SlimEliott SmithColdplay The StrokesBLUR,THE SMASHING PUMPKINSThis is Just merely a glimpse of my music collection to lazy to type the rest down.

Movies:

It takes a lot to please me when it comes to movies but some of my favorites are; Last samurai, Gladiator, Return of the King, Forrest Gump, Caddyshack, A Clockwork Orange, The Life aquatic, Master and commander, Trainspotting, American Psycho,.."http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vcGhvdG9idWNrZX QuY29t" target="_blank"

Television:

i love extras , i love entourage,flight of the conchords,Man vs wild, i love family guy, Da Ali G Show AND OF COURSE SOUTH PARK.

Books:

im more of a non fiction reader myself but once in a while ill find a really good fiction book.(Ohh and im addicted to porn)
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 15% Conservative, 85% Liberal

Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

Heroes:

Mi Pappa,Matt bellamy,Sacha Baron Cohen
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