Bat Guano

The Legend of Guano.......From the ashes of Deja Vu North Hollywood .......comes one of the most prolific, breathtaking and heartfelt Metal bands for the ages.Forged in the aftermath of a Sunset Strip fried from aqua net and persian wiggaz comes a band that will drink Motley Crew under the table and scare Korn back to being a hairband in Bakersfield. With a captivating live show, sure to win over nonbelievers and make every guys girlfriend want to show us their breasts and give us all their cocaine,Bat Guano has come to lead all of their Guano's and Guanochita's to the paradise city......"And as the dragon emerged from his slumbering cave he spoke unto us a promise,"Let there be Guano and let the Guano be large and plentiful. And let that Guano seep down your leg unto the earth where it can bear fruit. And let that fruit smell delicious..." (Ronnie James Dio 1972).Profile edited with CricketSoda's Myspace Editor