Geez...where do I being THIS strangness?
I'm ecclectic, bizzare, humorous, loyal,...blahblahblah.
Definately a character. I am a paranormal investigator with DFW Ghost Hunters, bodyguard for the G.I.R.L.S investigative team, and have been involved with The Cutting Edge Haunted House from it's conception 17 or so years ago. I read voraciously about shamanism, ghosts and the paranormal, alternative books on reality and religion, and books on urban legends and trivia. The problem is: there's so much information in my noggin, I can't recall any information I've read about. ADD? OCD? Possibly...then again, I could just be insane. Hooray!!!!I spend my spare time hunting spooks, scaring the crap outta people, reading, and playing with my one-eyed dog, Stormy. She is my baby and loyal companion of about 12 years.Blowing stuff up is pretty fun, too. One daydream I have is to have a huge piece of land out in the boonies where my friends and I can have huge bonfires, play with explosives and fire, and generally be heathens. Women folk would always be welcome as long as they participated in the fracas. Lasses who like blowing stuff up are hot!Farts...farts are fun, too. Especially the unexpected ones...like in church or court.There is definately an irreverent streak in me. Some people just need to be screwed with. Give 'em a jolt of reality check in the brainpan. "Suits" are the best to mess with. I'm the neighbor you are afraid of because of the strange music and noises emitting from my home and I'm often seen loading medieval weaponry or large caliber firearms into my truck. (Where is he going? What is he doing now? Why is he putting a bazooka in the back of his truck?)This whole thing is full of randomness. That's what's best in life...
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