I drink from paper. It makes things hard. Sometimes I pretend I am a third world country. What makes you happy?
My Interests
Cups--baseball, not the kind you drink from.
I'd like to meet:
The seedy underbelly of heaven. Zsa Zsa Gabor's lips. The man who invented loss. Solid oil. The oldest man in Alabama. Your first-born child. The Greatest Omelet Maker.
