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Brukupcracka

everyting plug in...nuttin na plug out

About Me

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My Interests

midgets. i want one

I'd like to meet:

midgets

Movies:

the notebook is the best movie in the entire world...it made me tingle in places i didn't know could tingle

Books:

the lorax by dr. seuss

Heroes:

i wear a cape. i am a hero

My Blog

celebrity lookalikes

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Posted by Brukupcracka on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 07:32:00 PST

rastaman on train

There's a Rastaman, a white man and a beautiful girl sitting next to each other on a train, with the girl being in the middle. The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.Suddenly ther...
Posted by Brukupcracka on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 05:33:00 PST

habla habla

Once there was a prostitute who had three different rates based on the following three conditions:1) $100.00 to do it on the grass.2) $200.00 to do it on a couch.3) $300.00 to do it in the bed.In the...
Posted by Brukupcracka on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 05:31:00 PST