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Utang

aighn't buy no lottery ticket!

About Me

I became cognizant through learning sign language. My mentor is Penny Patterson. It's really not fair that human prisoners have more rights than I do. I.E., much more frequent conjugal visits should be allowed by the zoo administration.

My Interests

bananas, vine swinging, cage cleanup day, target practice on those pesky little kids that make faces at me and pretend that they are going to give me some food!!! I throw anything at them that happens to be laying around.

I'd like to meet:

A cute little Rhesus, I got jungle fever bad!

Music:

The Monkeys

Movies:

Planet of the Apes

Books:

Curious George goes to school