A phrase that destroyed America. |
"The Customer is always right."I hate that phrase.Because they are not most of the time. Just because you are loud and obnoxious does not make you right. Take for example the Burger King commercials t...
Posted by Kristian on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 08:46:00 PST |
What the hell. |
The human mind.What the fuck.....Seriously, it never ceases to amaze me. The shit that it does. Wasting away in that blob of sinew and bone. Why are we so intent on looking, if we never like what we f...
Posted by Kristian on Tue, 08 May 2007 08:24:00 PST |
Well..*cough*..ahem... |
So, I think I figured it out.I try to hard to be different.Oh, don't get me wrong, I am specifically talking about one subject. But, really, I do. I try to be "outside of the box." Creative, if you wi...
Posted by Kristian on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 10:14:00 PST |
People. |
You wonder why I am weary of people.And why I am bitter. Schizophrenics have the right idea. At least the man inside your head is always there for you. It's safe in there. I think I will grow my hair ...
Posted by Kristian on Sat, 20 May 2006 02:01:00 PST |
Well, well. Once again I pick up the pen....errrr..keyboard. |
It's been almost half a year since I last wrote one of these things. I am sure you were all very sad. Super duper sad. One of those types of sad that causes you to sleep in your own filth and masturba...
Posted by Kristian on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 12:52:00 PST |
I am breaking rule number one. I will regret it, I am sure. |
"So, I have to go ball's to the wall?" "Yes, it's your job." "But, I didn't start it, she did." "So?" he replied. "What if I look stupid?" "So?" he said again. "Fine, then that's what I will do...
Posted by Kristian on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 03:22:00 PST |
Return of the rant. |
I know you missed it. Don't lie. Well, actually lie all you want. Liars are all the rage now. Dishonesty is the new gay. Don't you want to be cool, kid? But, that is for another time.So, I decided to ...
Posted by Kristian on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 09:34:00 PST |
Future hurt vs Present hurt |
Santa Claus is not real. There I said it. He doesn't exist. Now, if you hadn't been aware of that it must come as quite a shock. There you are living your life being told something that you convinced ...
Posted by Kristian on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 02:16:00 PST |
The blame game. |
The human psyche is a funny thing. Sometimes it is hard to differentiate what is real and what is in your mind. Lets take relationships for example. I have screwed up many, believe you me. I dont re...
Posted by Kristian on Sun, 25 Sep 2005 04:12:00 PST |
Point System |
All women use a point system to calculate how you are looked upon. After a score of NEGATIVE 500 or higher, it's time to start looking for a way out.
SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed...................
Posted by Kristian on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 10:58:00 PST |
