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About Me

I am:
- fucking rad
- a mommy to an awesome little boy and 2 furballs, lol
- a natural brunette with blue eyes
- a believer in karma, and sometimes it sucks
- unbelievably tired of men that don't know what they want
- so simple, yet so complex
- able to put a smile on even though I may be dying inside
- a strong believer in fate, and sometimes that sucks too
- spoiled, and I love every single second of it.
- fabulously opinionated. If I don't like something, I WILL tell you. Trust that.
- girly when I wanna be
- addicted to the ink in my skin, and I need more, MORE DAMN YOU!
- stubborn as all get out
- new and improved! With 33% more Chelliciousness!
- beautiful in an unconventional, non-Barbie type way
- FAR TOO PRETTY FOR THIS SHIT whether you want to admit it or not
- a woman of many words, listen and you'll learn much
- hot cuz I'm fly, you ain't cuz you not

My Interests

I like sleep (when life allows), tv, and yummy food. Laying on the couch with junk food and a day full of good shows is my idea of heaven on earth.
I'll do just about anything as long as I'm in good company and it isn't outdoors.... Girl time is always good, as long as it's with girls I can stand being around.

I'd like to meet:

I'd honestly like to meet someone that isn't a huge flippin waste of my time. Yeah....you read that right......NO WASTING CHELL'S TIME.

I want a MAN(that's right...a man, not a boy) that:
- is a gentleman....dammit
- is genuine and honest
- doesn't make excuses
- will at least try to help me learn how to relax
- isn't clingy as fuck
- can actually hold a conversation with me and not be faking his interest
- will show concern for my well being
- doesn't need me to help dress him......ever
- respects me
- tries to understand me and my crazy ways
- is ok with me having guy friends
- realizes that I have a past and it's just that...THE PAST
- understands my sarcasm
- will send me flowers and not fucking whine about it
- wears cologne that doesn't make me want to vomit
- realizes that I have bad days..and when I do, it's up to him to fix them
- looks me in the eye when he talks to me
- likes that I make lists like this, haha

A person is only as good as their word, so live up to it.

Damn regrets...I'll try to forget...Don't worry about me cuz I'm alright.

Music:

Acceptance, AFI, Matchbook Romance, 80's music, From First to Last, 2Pac, Alkaline Trio, The Used, Hawthorne Heights, Brand New, The Movielife, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
The list could go on and on and on...
If I'm out n about just dancin/drinkin/whatever...I'll dance to hip hop n stuff, basically it just has to be good music with a killer beat for me to enjoy it.

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Office Space, Anchorman, Baseketball (c'mon, you love this movie too).. uhm.....really that's it. I don't watch movies very often.

Television:

CSI, Forensic Files, stuff on A&E, CourtTV, and of course I hafta watch Golden Girls and my alltime favorite....Will & Grace....yeah, haha.

Books:

Psycho (a book about Ed Gein...the guy they based the Texas Chainsaw Massacre off of...ya know, craziness embodied in a shy little man)

Heroes:

My mom.....cuz she put up with me

My Blog

blah blah blah...in a nutshell

Life is life is life. Nothing too much new there. Everyday I learn something new, whether I want to or not. Interviews officially suck my ass. Being nice to people that don't d...
Posted by BITTER.sweet on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 08:11:00 PST

tagged people, read this....

Each player of this game starts with the "6 weird things/habits about you". People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 6 weird habits/things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end...
Posted by BITTER.sweet on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 05:59:00 PST

Cardinals/Steelers game pictures kinda and stuff

Yeah, so the game itself sucked, mostly cuz the Cardinals fans suck ass, but whatever. Anyway, there was this guy that was completely drunk and kept passing out. People were like flicking...
Posted by BITTER.sweet on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 01:50:00 PST

Ugh

Why is it that I can't just let go of the past?I don't mean exes, though some of that I haven't fully let go of either. I'm talking about things that have damaged me, broken me down, caused me to chan...
Posted by BITTER.sweet on Sun, 21 May 2006 01:43:00 PST

Lucky

After ups and downs and all-arounds, I feel like maybe we're on the right track. I should really count my lucky stars that I still have him. He's an awesome man, an awesome boyfriend, and an all...
Posted by BITTER.sweet on Sat, 06 May 2006 12:48:00 PST

Grar, I destroy everything good.

I don't mean to, of course...but I do destroy things that make me happy. My latest attempt? My last blog. That turned into the shittiest situation ever. Granted, it didn't turn...
Posted by BITTER.sweet on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 07:40:00 PST

Difficult

Why do I always make things more difficult than they have to be? Seriously. I've pushed away the person that genuinely seems to care about me more than he knows....and I'm not even trying to.&nb...
Posted by BITTER.sweet on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 10:22:00 PST

Being this way isn't good for the soul

I wish that I could just do some sort of cloning trick and mix 2 guys to form the one perfect man. One that brings me flowers, rubs my sore feet and back, looks me in the eye when he talks to me...
Posted by BITTER.sweet on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 08:59:00 PST

Torn

I hate feeling like I have the most important decision in my life to make and just can't make it. I hate that I'm making the decision based on what my mind tells me and not what ...
Posted by BITTER.sweet on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 08:36:00 PST

yay we won the Super Bowl =)

I'm happy that we won...but it's quite obvious that some of the calls made in our favor were bullshit calls. The TD by Roethlisberger that didn't cross the plane except for assuming the tip of t...
Posted by BITTER.sweet on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 08:48:00 PST