Teh Robinator!!1!11 - ProfilesArchive

About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorYoooo, I'm Rob. And I'm lazy. And I love myself more than anyone else. And I think a lot. And I talk a lot.Yeah... try talking to me about philosophy or religion, it'll blow your mind... or maybe it'll blow mine. I'unno, but either way something's getting blown up, weeee.
Sometimes I wonder whether or not I'm insane, or whether or not everyone's insane. I have my own views on everything, but you'll probably never find that out. I love talking with people, but I like listening to people more. I think it's far too underappreciated how much there is to learn in the world, if we can just learn to stop and listen for a while. I believe that a large majority of our current societal problems could be solved if we would just care about one another more, and I think everyone could stand to be more genuine.
My favorite color is silver. If 'mirror' was a color that'd be it. Good luck trying to tear me away from a mirror (or any other reflection of myself). Hell, I can even stomp Katie in video games while admiring myself, and that's just ballsy. People sometimes call me Nil or Master Narcissism... but if you don't know why, then you probably shouldn't.
How to make a Rob
Ingredients:
1 part in love with himself.
3 parts ego.
5 parts lazy asshole.
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and... meh, whatever.

My Interests

There's almost nothing I'm not interested in, but there are things that I enjoy above almost anything. During the winter and summer I spend as much time as possible snowboarding and sailing (Respectively, of course). I also enjoy such carnal divertisements as going to parties and gorging myself on the fantastic artificiality of video games. So far as the mind is concerned, I'm fascinated first and foremost with the human consciousness and personality. Beyond that I love chewing through morality, religion and the metaphysical; if you think you can step up, by all means, tear down these feeble walls of apocryphal perceptions and show me what the truth looks like.

I'd like to meet:

Yeah... I don't know. I know that most of the people I want to meet I already have. I guess I can't really want to meet anyone that I don't already know, because I don't know that I want to meet them. Hmm. I'd like to meet myself, that would be cool.

Music:

I'll listen to just about anything, really. At the top of the list are Disturbed, Nickelback, Godsmack, Mudvayne, Slipknot, Stone Sour, Seether, Coal Chamber, Opeth.

Movies:

Running Scared and V for Vendetta are two of my favorite recent movies. Lots of credit to Braveheart, which is still arguably my favorite movie of all time. Can never forget Fight Club, either. Waterworld's in there too, even though we always fall asleep watching it. =/

Television:

Not a whole lot, but I'm addicted to Family Guy, Scrubs and American Dad.

Books:

Angels & Demons, Da Vinci Code, Digital Fortress, Deception Point, Warlock, Lord of the Rings, Rainbow Six, Fallen Angels... I've read lots of books, but those were the best.

Heroes:

Exuro, Eradico, Severitas, Miserere, Magnam and my god damn self. There're some people that're just better than you, sorry mate.

My Blog

Armageddon? Woot?

So yeah, I was totally digging around the internet and came across a book written by a guy that believes the world will be ending soon. How many times has it been said before? Besides that, his writin...
Posted by Teh Robinator!!1!11 on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 05:08:00 PST

Mmmm, this looks interesting.

This is a girlfriend application, apparently. So fill it out, if you’re a girl, and my friend. Basics: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1...
Posted by Teh Robinator!!1!11 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Read in moderation, and dont drive afterwards.

Be warned, if you try to read this all at once you may go insane!Introduction: I’m incredibly bored at the moment, and I’ve been filing a few things away in the back of my mind, intending ...
Posted by Teh Robinator!!1!11 on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 06:48:00 PST

LAWL! EMO KIDS!

So I totally just found a link to a news report that was so funny I couldn't stop laughing for like... a whole... minute, or something. It was intense, check it out.Bwa ha, emo for the lose.It gives u...
Posted by Teh Robinator!!1!11 on Sat, 26 May 2007 01:13:00 PST

It's official.

I woke up this morning to find my dog running around my room playing. Naturally, I was a little confused, so I took a quick glance at his crate...DUH DUH DUHThe door was still closed.It's official eve...
Posted by Teh Robinator!!1!11 on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 02:28:00 PST

Oh damn, Rob wrote a new blog, hoorah.

So it's been a while since I tried to write one of these, and I'm waiting for the other two (Steve and Tom) to get here. So while I have to wait to do stupid stuff, I don't have to ...
Posted by Teh Robinator!!1!11 on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 09:30:00 PST

What the fuck's a blog??

All right, so apparently it's been fucking forever since I've done anything MySpace-related at all. I took this as a sign that I was getting out of my house more (a desirable thing for such a fat-ass ...
Posted by Teh Robinator!!1!11 on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 11:40:00 PST

Haha, this had me crackin' up.

Horrible writing, but funny in its own right. 101 Rules of Hardcore1) Be tough at all times. 2) Never cheer after a show, only clap. 3) Be open minded in a "punch people" kind of way 4) Only the go...
Posted by Teh Robinator!!1!11 on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 10:43:00 PST

Meh.

Stole this from Krysta, mostly cuz I'm bored as shit. 1. First name? Rob 2. Who were you named after? My grandfather 3. Do you wish on stars? Nope. I don't really wish at all. &nb...
Posted by Teh Robinator!!1!11 on Fri, 12 Aug 2005 02:48:00 PST