Demon Seed |
Ima have a baby. With cranberry sauce.
Posted by The Goat on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 07:02:00 PST |
My problem with Steven Segal |
Dear Steven,
First of all, we, the American movie audience are banal, nonattentive jackasses as a whole, but there are a few of us who do notice what's going on.
If, say, I were to become an acti...
Posted by The Goat on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 09:19:00 PST |
A Curious Engagement |
Well, against my penis's request, I have asked Amy to marry me. She said yes, as she SHOULD! In any event, please feel free to send your condolences.
Posted by The Goat on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 02:42:00 PST |
See No Evil - Theatrical Release |
WWE made themselves an honest to god horror film. Interesting killer (maggots are eating his brain), good effects, high quality gore.Not an original idea during the whole film (it's actually a mash-u...
Posted by The Goat on Mon, 22 May 2006 08:56:00 PST |
A Perfect Circle |
Here I am, sitting in computer class after blasting out a psychology test earlier this morning. Today is the last day of class for the semester, and the day of Barker's graduation. Heh, Barker. Amy...
Posted by The Goat on Wed, 17 May 2006 05:21:00 PST |
Void Gazer (Not a Review) |
I've spit venom at everything I've ever known, and I'm still angry. I've given up almost all of my free time in the persuit of an education, and because of my long stint in limbo, I've thrown myself ...
Posted by The Goat on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 08:58:00 PST |
Silent Hill - Theatrical Release |
Ah, Silent Hill. Yet another in the long list of video game inspired movies to get it just a little bit wrong. While there have been worse video game movies (F*ck you, Dr. Boll, and f*ck Burt Reynol...
Posted by The Goat on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 06:21:00 PST |
A History of Violence - DVD Release |
Viggo, Viggo, Viggo. For all those who thought Viggo Mortensen's greatest achivement would be being featured on a Burger King collectors cup, ol'Aragorn goes and makes a movie like this to prove he's...
Posted by The Goat on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 06:31:00 PST |
The Garden State (Continued) |
So what do we take away from all this? What's the moral lesson to be gleaned from my opinions?
Well, first of all, if you're reading this for educational purposes, there's very little I o...
Posted by The Goat on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 11:05:00 PST |
The Garden State (Not a Review) |
Beset on all sides by garbage, awash in a sea of toxicity, spitting bile from every sewer, welcome to the Garden State.
I grew up there, and for all intents and purposes, it is my home. H...
Posted by The Goat on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 06:36:00 PST |
