Totally random things I likey:
Dancing Badly. Camel Cigarettes. Diet Coke. Jägermeister. Pot Noodles. Pencil Skirts. Heels. 1950s. Black & White. Checkered Two-Tone. Los Angeles - which I have yet to see. 'The Industry'. AIM chats with my Chola. Attempting to MC. 8-bit. Batman. Par Amour by Clarins. Picnics. Summer nights. Going Home. Mexican Food. Confidence. Great Literature. Feeling Inspired. Feeling Complete. Satisfaction. Getting out of the goddamn house and away from this bizarre, virtual world. Having Money. Kind Strangers. Sharing absolutely everything I adore with the one I adore. A. J. Mash. There are many trivial things that mean everything to me and nothing to almost everyone else... Trying to list them to their full extent would be an exercise in futility. However, these are just a few of many for those of you who genuinely care whether I like Pot Noodles or not.
Myself, many years from now.
Hopefully he'll still be in my life.
Oh my, sorry to be totally predictable, but: Everything. I kid you not. I can jam out with my clam out while equally enjoying getting torn the fuck up to repetitive dance music [FYI Drum & Bass is WIN] in a crowded club, then going home and sitting in a small group of people, swaying to reggae or even swing dancing to Elvis. Ahh yes, the classics are a delight. Take me back 50 years, and we'll party hard. Or maybe 20? Then we can KICK IT. I'm a sucker for old school hip hop and gangster rap. But fear not children, I can be pretty brutal, too. Aha. Oh, and SKA!
Seriously... I fucking love films. I wouldn't even know where to begin. Christ. I believe it is the fear of becoming like me that people get lives. I know, I'm pretty hardcore. That's how I roll.
I watch far too much television.
A few of my favourites include:
Metalocalypse, Robot Chicken, pretty much everything on [adult swim], Dead Like Me, Scrubs, Family Guy, South Park, Garth Marenghi's Dark Place, Nathan Barley, Green Wing, The IT Crowd, The Mighty Boosh, Spaced, Black Books, Black Adder, Red Dwarf, Peep Show, I'm Alan Partridge, Cowboy Bebop, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Biker Mice From Mars, Skins, Psych, X-men, Kenan and Kel, Whose Line is it Anyway?, Desperate Housewives, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Two and A Half Men, America's Next Top Model, Everybody Hates Chris, That 70's Show... and MOAR.
Anything that can hold my interest for long enough.
Batman!
Catatonic Owns
Status:
Not interested
Here for:
Ridicule
Orientation:
Pansexual
Hometown:
Kwazulu Natal, South Africa
Body type:
Fat Leprechaun
Height:
Yes
Ethnicity:
Vanilla Ice
Religion:
Jedi
Zodiac Sign:
Aquarius
Occupation:
Badass MC