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Sarah

About Me


©Sarah I am a secret agent. I receive all information from MI5 and the CIA via my telecomunications unitcleverly disguised within my sunglasses...

Code red alert...got it...over and out.



I work at The Ivory indian restaurant 6 nights a week which means that I also eat there 6 nights a week. As a result of toomany chicken currys I am beginning to look more and more like this:



In my spare time I am a fitness instructor.



My Interests

NME !!! Genious with words! And the cartoons aren't bad either:

Luv um or hate um Keane are hardly rock 'n' roll are they!

And where else would you find the Fratellis new single described "a joyous glam-tinged, stack heeled burst of energy that hits you square in the glittoris"

Classic!

But my greatest interest...

Or any venue of a similar nature. Yes, my study of such venues has landed me in some embarassing situations but did Mozart stop playing when he couldn't work out the sub-dominant in the chord of A...No he did not...therefore my work continues!

I'd like to meet:



MY PRINCE!!!

Failing that someone who's going to be a fresher at Oxford Uni in Oct (even better someone who will be a fresher at Hertford College!). No posh pretentious twats please! Will have enough of them when I get there!

Please note that I only associate with intellectuals, those interested in politics, economics, and current affairs

Oh and this drunken lot...

And this is a picture of Ailsa who doesn't really drink very often so couldn't really be classified under 'this drunken lot' but I had orders (from her!) to put her on the page...so here she is. She should come with a warning however...

...of her beauty!

...what did you think I was going to say!