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DRE

...and BOOM goes the dynamite.

About Me

my name's DRE, short for ANDRES. i'm a native chicagoan but i live in the palm beaches. if you know me, then you already know i'm a die-hard BEARS, WHITE SOX, and BULLS fan. @ first, i may seem distant but that's only because i'm not much for introductions and a little shy. once you know me, you'll see i'm a quirky and blunt individual that's just trying to live. i don't put much value in people's opinions and loyalty since they are bound to dissapoint you when you need them the most - i'm much more of an animal person. i have a hound named HAMLET and have recently lost my husky NIKKI earlier this year. i'm finishing up college @ FAU in JUPITER, with aspirations for LAW SCHOOL. til then, i just pray that if there's a brighter day, then let it come my way. holla.
R.I.P. my husky NIKKI (12/6/93-1/7/08)...

BORAT is the shit, and so are BEARZ that live in ice cream trucks...

my son HAMLET being a bastard like usual...

GOOO BEARSSS!!! 2008!!!! TIME 2 SHOW 'EM HOW IT'S DONE!!!

Hester Victims:
New York Giants: 1(FG Return)
Arizona Cardinals: 1(PR)
St. Louis Rams: 2(KR/KR)
Green Bay: 1(PR)
Indianapolis Colts:1(KR)
Kansas City Chiefs: 1(PR)
Detroit Lions: 1(KR)
Minnesota Vikings: 2(2PR)
Denver Broncos: 2(PR/KR)
New Orleans Saints: 1(PR)

My Interests

Chicago Bears, White Sox, and Bears. Cognac, Jackie D., Bacardi Rum, Heiniken, and Yuenling. Big body cars - 'Lacs, Towncars, etc. Blunts, stunts, and hiphop. Urban wear, sneakers, fitted caps, politics, satire, action flicks. DOGs, sushi, ribs, anything bar-b-q. FRIED CHICKEN. Poltical science and criminalogy related studies. Xbox360 - gamertag: Big Dre Nitty. Messy fun like eating with fingers. Ha. Ladies all welcomed as long as you aint a golddigger. Democrats only. Love yall.

I'd like to meet:

SARAH PALIN is wifey material, yesssssir...

MEGAN FOX is the truth and a half, good lord almighty...

EVA MENDES is a goddess, makes you wanna say oooh wee cotdamn!..

I hope to meet a girl that's not shallow and can make me laugh... :-)
"Pimpin' aint dead, it just moved to da web, BEEEYITCH!" - Pimp C.

Music:

ABN aka Z-Ro + Trae, Jacka, UGK aka Pimp C + Bun-B, J-Dilla, Devin the Dude, Scarface, Nas, Wu-Tang, Bone Thugs/Krayzie Bone, Slow Motion Sounds/G-Side/Jhi Ali/Betta Half, Juvenile, BG, old Twista, Mobb Deep, Clipse, LOX, old 3-6 Mafia, Immortal Technique, Royce da 5'9", 8ball + MJG, '96-97 Jay-Z, MF Doom, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Jimi Hendrix, the Who, Clapton, Radiohead, Nine Inch Nails, Rage Against the Machine, Tool, Marvin Gaye, Curtis Mayfield, Isley Bros, James Brown, Issac Hayes, and the black Michael Jackson.

Movies:

Batman Begins/the Dark Knight, Carlito's Way, Big Lebowski, Sin City, Gladiator, Casino, Jackie Brown, Heat, Cocaine Cowboys, French Connection, Leon the Professional, Shottas, Colors, Raging Bull, Fight Club, Belly, Anchorman, Menace II Society, the Departed, Batman Begins, Godfather II, No Country For Old Men, Friday, There Will Be Blood, and Scarface.

Television:

Chicago Bears Football!!!, The Wire, Deadwood, Sopranos, Oz, Playmakers, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Chappelle Show, 30 Rock, and It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

Books:

I read whatever the fuck I want.

Heroes:

Remy Martin, Jack Daniels, and Johnny Walker.

My Blog

Batman & Robin’s place in movie hell is undisputed!

Attempting to pick out just one bad scene from Batman & Robin is impossible, and it certainly wouldn't do justice to just how painfully awful the rest of it is. The film is so dreadful that ...
Posted by DRE on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 09:58:00 PST

Dont sleep on Slowmotion Soundz/Paper Route!! For really doe.

Check out my profile to hear a dope ass song by Slowmotion Soundz affiliate Betta Half. Shit's hard. On the real though, Slowmotion Soundz/Paper Route be having nasty beats and a lot dope artists on t...
Posted by DRE on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 09:16:00 PST

Move over Madden, the real king is back: ESPN NFL 2k5 w/ UPDATED rosters!!

GO COP IT: It's a $1.99 at EB Games - the best, most customizable football game that still looks great and has the best presentation ever.Over the years, football videogame fans have been split on two...
Posted by DRE on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 04:54:00 PST

Jurassic Park 4 = Dinos With Guns? Smells like Snakes On a Plane all over again!

So, 2 years ago Snakes On A Plane was just an internet joke. In fact, I had a blog for a long time with hilarious pic edits based on the title. When the movie finally came out, it tanked...hard.Well,...
Posted by DRE on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 12:54:00 PST

Sopranos Finale Breakdown = why Tony got whacked.

Tony Soprano didn't just get whacked; he practically got a funeral![ http://www.bobharris.com/content/view/1406/1/ ](OK, here's 3000 words about five minutes of TV. I must have no life whatsoever. But...
Posted by DRE on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 10:31:00 PST

"Hi, I'm a Marvel...and I'm a DC" skits = funnyfuckinshit.

Below are the 5 sketches around that make fun of those Mac PC commercials - absolutely funny ass shit. Peep 'em all, each is like a minute long. Trust me, you'll dig it. ...
Posted by DRE on Sun, 06 May 2007 10:40:00 PST

Dane Cook & Carlos Mencia = Exposed as Conartists!

Joe Rogan sonning Mencia.Rollingstone atricle EXPOSING Dane CookAnother exposing of Dane fag CookDana Cook vs. Louis CKDane Cook getting exposed on the interent by his fans & him tryin t...
Posted by DRE on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 08:47:00 PST