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Mephistopheles' Dog/The Mighty Sleestak Ronald

Self-Obsessed, because someone needs to give a damn about me.

About Me

I'm a dog that has learned to play guitar, keyboards & sing (sort of) in exchange for four and twenty years of treats. WHERE ARE MY TREATS??? Oh, there? THAT'S IT??

My Interests

I am curious as to why every now and then, ghosts and witches try to harrass or disturb me. Chimpanzees are also very interesting.

I'd like to meet:

The giver of treats and the easily of bitten.

Music:

That which makes me cock my head and waggle my tail.

Books:

Reeding is too hard for dogs. Did I mention the band I'm in took my microphone away because I howl so much more amazingly better than anyone else? No?

My Blog

Balanced Wickedness

For every bad you must do two goods.  This is balance for the wicked.  Lack of balance leads to early losing.  I worry about you a little now.
Posted by Mephistopheles' Dog, a/k/a Humper Joe on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:18:00 PST

NO SLEEP (FOR THE TORNADO IN A JAR GUY)

I'm going to be singing this to the guitar part I wrote just now (and burned down to CD) all day in my office, driving my employees nuts, ESPECIALLY SEAN RAWLS, whose little cubicle sits is just outsi...
Posted by Mephistopheles' Dog, a/k/a Humper Joe on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 02:33:00 PST

Idiot

I hate that some people want me to hide behind a curtain.  They have their reasons. I will say nothing more.
Posted by Mephistopheles' Dog, a/k/a Humper Joe on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 10:30:00 PST

Nobody Needs To Know

Thoughts have been hitting my head like an epiphanic hammer on a hornet's nest.  Today this is my insect, and it's angry and aggressive and looking for the those that need to learn about the litt...
Posted by Mephistopheles' Dog, a/k/a Humper Joe on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 01:37:00 PST

Honest You're Not

    I wonder what exactly it is I mean by that title.  How honest am I being with myself about who I am and what I expect?I wonder how often we overestimate ourselves. I wonder if ...
Posted by Mephistopheles' Dog, a/k/a Humper Joe on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 06:38:00 PST

Quickly Quickly Start the Story

So, there I was, a fifteen year old drama fag in Broken Arrow, Oklahoma, reheasing a dramatic duet with Scott Griffith, my class partner.Ms. Mahurin, our moped riding, tubby-sloppy-squat drama teacher...
Posted by Mephistopheles' Dog, a/k/a Humper Joe on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 01:55:00 PST

Hello Stupid

Bitter tasting
Posted by Mephistopheles' Dog, a/k/a Humper Joe on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 01:06:00 PST

The First To Die

    Seems to be the names are the first to flee.  They run and hide when personalization is required.  I pause, I pause, I make a joke about it, but it's kind of distressing w...
Posted by Mephistopheles' Dog, a/k/a Humper Joe on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 02:41:00 PST

MONEY! DEATH! VIDEO GAMES!

MDI's webpage has an exciting video game for all to taste, chew and enjoy.  It's too hard for me.  I can't steer the little pyrmaid to all the dollar signs at all, so I don't get to see all ...
Posted by Mephistopheles' Dog, a/k/a Humper Joe on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 10:00:00 PST

Mute Speaker Speaks

Sometimes it seems that people don't hear me.  It's really aggravating, but I'm sure I mute others as well when I have my agenda items to broadcast.But then I remember that I have been muted as t...
Posted by Mephistopheles' Dog, a/k/a Humper Joe on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 08:44:00 PST